Greenballs
04-21-2006, 09:06 AM
An elderly couple were holidaying in Texas. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day he buys them, wears them back to the hotel and says to his wife, "Notice anything different Nancy?"
Nancy looks him over, and says "Nope"
Bob says excitedly, "Come on Nancy, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Nancy looks again "Nope"
Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bedroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Nancy looks up and says "Bob what's different? It's hanging down today. It was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, Bob yells AND DO YOU NOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN NANCY? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Nancy replies "Shoulda bought a hat Bob. Shoulda bought a hat"
Seeing some on sale one day he buys them, wears them back to the hotel and says to his wife, "Notice anything different Nancy?"
Nancy looks him over, and says "Nope"
Bob says excitedly, "Come on Nancy, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Nancy looks again "Nope"
Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bedroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
Nancy looks up and says "Bob what's different? It's hanging down today. It was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, Bob yells AND DO YOU NOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN NANCY? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Nancy replies "Shoulda bought a hat Bob. Shoulda bought a hat"