biffon
04-24-2006, 12:41 AM
AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely Wet
"friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry mongrel who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every
chance I get
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again,
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend. :smiley2:
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely Wet
"friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry mongrel who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had a root.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every
chance I get
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again,
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend. :smiley2: