i have now banned myself from golf

[isaracorgitan]

i was playing golf, and the ball wouldnt go in hole. and i kept going over par (and therefore having to start the hole all over again) and i spent 10 minutes on the same hole, so obviously i was getting pissed off.

and some guy behind me sayed "hurry up", and i said "aright im trying as fast as i can", and the next thing i know, hees trying to fucking kiss me. so natural i headbutted him, something went crunch, and then bite his ear. you gotta luv the taste of blood.

well i was provoked.

[Shayne]

I'm a little confused by this story......?

[Howard Neill]

I'm a little confused by this story......?

So am I. Maybe it is this bit, which explains a lot. :smiley2:

http://i25.tinypic.com/opvkeg.jpg

.

[Spanner]

I'm a little confused by this story......?

So am I. Maybe it is this bit, which explains a lot. :smiley2:

http://i25.tinypic.com/opvkeg.jpg

.

And I make 3.
Welcome to confussed.com

[sally]

yip, not understanding this one!!

[Chick]

What's hard to understand, some geyser was giving lady shyte on golf course, so she gave him a Glasgow kiss and bit his ear. Easy

[isaracorgitan]

i was provoked