izabokkeman
05-12-2006, 09:33 PM
A business executive on his way home from work in Harare came to a dead halt in traffic on the Borrowdale Road, and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?". The Officer replies : "The President is just so depressed about the thought of losing the presidency that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the road and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for Grace's new house or for her next shopping trip. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." Oh really? How much have you collected so far? So far about three hundred gallons but a lot of folks are still siphoning.