Jokes for the girls [Archive]

Sam Edwards

07-21-2008, 03:29 PM

5 SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1. It's imprtant to have a bloke who helps at home. Cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. It's improtant to have a bloke who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a bloke who you can trust and who would never lie to you.
4. Its important to have a bloke who is good in bed & likes being with you.
5. It's absolutely fuc*ing vital that these four blokes don't know each other!!!
:smiley36::smiley36::smiley36::smiley36::smiley36: :smiley36::smiley36::smiley17::smiley32:

zimajays

07-21-2008, 03:30 PM

LOL - IOU reps!!

boards

07-21-2008, 03:49 PM

same goes for 4 ladies!

Angelshark

07-21-2008, 03:57 PM

Sam, you da bomb hun

dallas

07-21-2008, 03:59 PM

that is so funny...(mine is 4 in one....i got lucky!!)

zimajays

07-21-2008, 04:03 PM

yeh mine to!

Kirsty

07-21-2008, 08:15 PM

If you think your guy is all 4 in one - you have not been together very long. Just wait the true colours will come out :D :D :D

My man was all 4 in one till we got married, now he thinks I'm the hired help whom he can hump from time to time.

Little does he know Zim chicks will kick your arse sverely when you least expect it. Deep heat in the skid marks undies is going to happen very soon if the dude doesn't shape up :D :D :D

Ha ha ha, it's not that bad, but do want to knock him over the head with my hockey stick form time to time, just to keep him on his toes :D

Nyala

07-21-2008, 10:32 PM

If you think your guy is all 4 in one - you have not been together very long. Just wait the true colours will come out :D :D :D

My darling is all 4 and we've been together 25 years, married for 23 of them. :smiley2:

Cez

07-22-2008, 10:17 AM

pmsl very good!!

Chick

07-22-2008, 11:31 AM

In my dreams Mr. Man is all 4. But sadly I can't really complain about him. Most annoying.

sally

07-22-2008, 04:46 PM

My man IS perfect!!!

Mullah

07-22-2008, 04:54 PM

my WOMAN IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!

Sam Edwards

07-22-2008, 04:57 PM

there is no such thing as perfect ....IS THERE???? lol

Belladonna

07-22-2008, 04:58 PM

my Dad was perfect!!! :smiley19:

Sam Edwards

07-22-2008, 05:02 PM

my Dad was perfect!!! :smiley19:
Dad's always are, mine is!. But that is not what I ment...Dad's and brothers dont count....Im talking boyfriend dudes....:whistling:

boards

07-22-2008, 05:52 PM

i am perfect!

Belladonna

07-22-2008, 06:48 PM

Perfect for what is the question . . . .

Chick

07-23-2008, 12:23 AM

Perfect for what is the question . . . .

bwaaaaaaa me like