I Scratch Your Back if You Scratch Mine!

[calmc]

Basically, if you put a reply to this thread, I'll rep you. As the title says though, if I scratch your back, you scratch mine.:smiley20::smiley20:

[Shayne]

Ha ha! You are hilarious boet!

[calmc]

Thanks Shayne!! Rep for you!!:smiley32::smiley36::smiley36:

[Poison]

Good thread...HAHAHAHA

[calmc]

Rep for you matey!:smiley36:

[biffon]

chump!

[Richard]

why you steal my idea? huh? rep me bitch.

[FerrariSucks]

you are all super people and good friends

[RustyBear]

No need to suck up ferrarisucks all you had to do was reply and he was going to rep you.

[calmc]

There you go all!! Anyone else need rep?

[chantillylace]

Is that one rep for replying?

[chantillylace]

Or one rep for every time we reply?

[chantillylace]

Coz if it's one for everytime we reply then we could be here all night!

[Richard]

being tcb staff, you know the rules with rep, you have to sleep around like a whore banging slut, spread the love!

[zambezilover]

hey skelem good thread boet

[RustyBear]

You beat me to the question chants

[calmc]

I will try rep for every reply, but this cannot always be done as I have to do as Richard says and spread some. :smiley19::smiley19::smiley19::smiley19:

[biffon]

being tcb staff, you know the rules with rep, you have to sleep around like a whore banging slut, spread the love!

that comment deserves rep!

[izabokkeman]

being tcb staff, you know the rules with rep, you have to sleep around like a whore banging slut, spread the love!

Please tell me that only applies to woman, i like my arsehole to stay nice ant tight so i dont shit my self at work!!!!!

[Richard]

mate you can sleep with whoever you want to, shayne sleeps with poison (poison receives), but whatever floats your boat. i am a straight whore banger myself.

[RustyBear]

i need another rep

[calmc]

A bit difficult to keep up with all the rep, but still trying!!:smiley20:

[Richard]

doing a great job too!

[FerrariSucks]

yes Callum, a very very good job

[Poison]

Are you still giving rep?

[calmc]

Keep on swimming, keep on swimming!!!

[RustyBear]

keep on reping, keep on reping

[zambezilover]

hey skelem rep me dude I need to be hit with a huge repping stick

[chantillylace]

I think you deserve some rep too Cal! One for one!

[Richard]

can you scratch my left nut, please

[RustyBear]

with your finished with his can u scratch my scrotum

[Richard]

why be like that, as long as it is just for warmth

[RustyBear]

it is just for warmth, why else would i ask.

[Richard]

i thought that was the case

[RustyBear]

yip its a nice as having a cold castle on a hot day on the shores of kariba watching the sun set.

[Richard]

with callum scratching?

[RustyBear]

You got it

[FerrariSucks]

My back is itchy now

[calmc]

Richard and rusty, I think you need to get a room together. If you're gonna have lovers brawls, then go to the cuss thread. I'm not even going to rep for those couple of replies!!!:smiley13::smiley13:

[FerrariSucks]

take that you rep whores

[RustyBear]

oh ok then

[Richard]

bring it on! but i have to spread it

[zambezilover]

skelem what about scratching mine too, spread the love boet

[Richard]

yes right about there, a bit further up, yes...(my legs going now!)

[calmc]

Could you people scratch back? Thats the point of the thread!!!!:smiley20:

[RustyBear]

sweet boet anything for a 50 000 winning northerner

[calmc]

You didn't do too bad yourself matey!! A few good wins lately. Us Notherners are going to sort the southerners from behind!!!(without vaseline either):smiley20:

[RustyBear]

hahahhaa so true, so true

[Richard]

its gona hurt and hurt bad!!!

[RustyBear]

oh well they will be standing around scratching their asses then

[FerrariSucks]

sorry team for letting you down, I saw the leaders slipping away and made a greedy bet to catch up

[Richard]

te(I)am

[RustyBear]

(I R) never mind mate hopefully some of your bets will pull through this round

[zambezilover]

blah blah blah

[Richard]

harsh

[Shayne]

Ha ha! Their team is crumbling. Fighting in the ranks!

[Kim]

Rep me too my gweru mate :-)

[RustyBear]

well we are beating you so.

[Richard]

i'll be itchy you be scratchy?

[RustyBear]

wo is the mouse cause i dont wanna be the cat

[calmc]

Trying to keep up, but when its only 2 people replying, I have to spread it a bit!!!:smiley20::smiley20:

[sally]

can i get a bit of action this side???

[RustyBear]

what sort ofaction you after???????????

[Richard]

what sort ofaction you after???????????


to excited to press the space bar? now scratch... i have fleas

[RustyBear]

hahaha you caught me

[Richard]

hahaha you caught me doing what? infact i dont want to know...

[RustyBear]

you caught me trying to type to fast ofcourse

[zambezilover]

mmmmmmmm are you sure thats all you were trying to do so fast

[zambezilover]

great comeback rusty

[FerrariSucks]

ofcourse he was typing to fast

[sally]

what is being offered?

[Richard]

where are you itchy?

[RustyBear]

what is being offered?

Well thats up to you, what do you want?

[calmc]

Caught up a bit now!!

[Richard]

thanks but i am itchy once again!

[RustyBear]

try bathing it usually helps

[Richard]

bathing what?

[sally]

what part of you smells?? wash that!

[RustyBear]

there you go thats your answer.

[Richard]

and if that doesnt work?

[FerrariSucks]

then you are screwed, now someone scratch my back please

[Richard]

it doesnt smell like that, can you see my hair has gone frizzy

[RustyBear]

try loreal but i dont know if you are worth it.

[FerrariSucks]

wow you seem to know your hair products very well

[Richard]

how much if a worry is that?

[zambezilover]

rusty dont be shy to show your feminine side, yours is exceptionally large judging by your avatar

[FerrariSucks]

right lets get back to scratching

[RustyBear]

ive gotta an itchy back and i cant reach it

[sally]

im scratching you so hard i have left marks on your back!!

[Poison]

I need another scratch..

[FerrariSucks]

think we need to start scratching again

[zambezilover]

please leave some marks on my back

[calmc]

Lets recap now! What is the title of this thread? So now you people need to scratch my back. You all so selfish. Just using me time and time again!:smiley20::smiley20:

[Shayne]

Yuo forgot me.

[Richard]

but you like scratching

[FerrariSucks]

sorry calcm we will all pay more attention to you

[Poison]

Hey I need another scratch..

[FerrariSucks]

looks like you need a shave

[Poison]

It does doesn't it..

[FerrariSucks]

best get a farmer to use his sheep shears

[FerrariSucks]

anyone

[Cez]

itchy?

[FerrariSucks]

always

[Bianca]

Have a little scratch then...

[Raevoyn]

Here ya go!

[neilvr]

Rae... you look itchy

[Raevoyn]

Cheers for the Rep Neilvr!
I've repped too many people today, so I'll rep you again tomorrow, I think I've dumped a couple on you anyway!

[sally]

scratch scratch

[Greenballs]

Are your nails nice and long?

[sally]

they are actually!!

[Mad_max]

hhhhhaaa choooooo!

[sally]

bless you!!

[Mad_max]

Why thanks you!

Chenquieh!

[Raevoyn]

Reps for you now Neilvr!

[calmc]

I think I've caught up now!!:smiley20::smiley20:

[sally]

another big scratch on your back!!

[Bianca]

and another one for you too!

[Cez]

and another - you must be looking a bit stripey?!...

[sally]

i look like a red and white zebra

[Cez]

ha ha - but does it suit you?!

[sally]

oh i make it look good!! hhahahaha

[calmc]

Take it easy on Sal! Don't scratch too hard!:smiley20::smiley20:

[sally]

thanks calmc

[Patson]

Alo can rep i have yes ya ok das is good ya

[sally]

loving the back scratch, but can i have a back tickle, or massage? thanks

[Patson]

ya ya das is good sally u r naughty ya

[sally]

why am i naughty all of a sudden??

[calmc]

Sal, just name the place and I'll happily give you a massage in person!!!:smiley20::smiley20::smiley20:

[Raevoyn]

OI oi, I'm keeping an eye out!

[calmc]

My bad!!!:smiley20::smiley20:

[sally]

aahh thanks calmc XX

[FerrariSucks]

In the middle

[Bugzy82]

Please tell me that only applies to woman, i like my arsehole to stay nice ant tight so i dont shit my self at work!!!!!

What a thought?!?!? :puke:

[norns]

i need a rep please please

[FerrariSucks]

me 3

[Bugzy82]

What about me? :smiley9:

[sally]

scratch scratch scratch

[Raevoyn]

Scratching post!