lurchandpasta
08-18-2008, 07:40 AM
A woman stands one day checking out her body in the mirror, she grabs her breasts and pushes them up and at the same time she pulls in her stomach. Thinking aloud, she says "Oh I wish my breasts were bigger".
Her husband who is lying on the bed watching all this suggests that she get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breasts saying that this should make them bigger.
She looks at him curiously and asks if he really thinks it will work. He replies "I don't see why not, it worked for your butt"
He survived, and after extensive surgery, the doctors say he will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Her husband who is lying on the bed watching all this suggests that she get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breasts saying that this should make them bigger.
She looks at him curiously and asks if he really thinks it will work. He replies "I don't see why not, it worked for your butt"
He survived, and after extensive surgery, the doctors say he will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.