izabokkeman
05-17-2006, 10:00 PM
*YOU produce a (fifty thousand dollar) $50 000 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic officer.
* You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
* You have to hire a security guard every time you park your car.
* Hijacking of cars is a profession.
* The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car.
* People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Office, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Given, Letters, Beauty, Wiseman, Trueblood, Hilarious, Givemore, Addmore, Tellmore, Blessmore, Lovemore, Have-a-look, Motion.
* 'Now-Now' can mean anything from a minute to a month.
* Travelling at 120 km/h you are the slowest car on the highway.
* You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
* Only half of your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination.
* You have to take your own linen if you are admitted to a government hospital.
* You dial a toll-free number and nobody answers
Add more if you can think of any
* You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
* You have to hire a security guard every time you park your car.
* Hijacking of cars is a profession.
* The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car.
* People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Office, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Given, Letters, Beauty, Wiseman, Trueblood, Hilarious, Givemore, Addmore, Tellmore, Blessmore, Lovemore, Have-a-look, Motion.
* 'Now-Now' can mean anything from a minute to a month.
* Travelling at 120 km/h you are the slowest car on the highway.
* You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
* Only half of your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination.
* You have to take your own linen if you are admitted to a government hospital.
* You dial a toll-free number and nobody answers
Add more if you can think of any