Add three words to the story.

[lurchandpasta]

The way this works is that each person who posts here must type in three words only to continue the story from where the last person left off. the only rule is that it must make sense.

Here goes:

People on the

[dallas]

people on the golf course went

[Chick]

People on the golf course went onto the green

[dallas]

people on the golf course went onto the green and took out

[boards]

people on the golf course went onto the green and took out a putter. The

[dallas]

people on the golf course went onto the green and took out a putter. The old man went

[Chick]

people on the golf course went onto the green and took outa putter. The old man went green with envy

[lurchandpasta]

Sorry to spoil the fun, since I have been posting on this site I have never seen the thread "Add on..." which seems to be the same way this is heading, this is not an add on story, it is a post three words, do not copy and paste the previous thread in your post.

If any "Johnny come lately" wants the whole story, they will have to read each post.

Sorry but that is the way I wanted it to work.

[dallas]

aaahhhh sorry!!!!!

[boards]

it was a

[lurchandpasta]

very dull day

[boards]

when the ball

[Angelshark]

hit the flag

[cujimmy]

and disappeared up

[Angelshark]

the embankment into

[lurchandpasta]

the bush behind

[Angelshark]

The first green

[Chick]

and fell into

[Angelshark]

a deep divot.

[Mafuta beeftex]

The caddy walked

[cujimmy]

the walk, apparently,

[Angelshark]

the golf bag

[Mafuta beeftex]

across his shoulders

[boards]

his hands in

[Sam Edwards]

his back pockets

[Angelshark]

he thought he

[Sam Edwards]

looked, over cool

[Angelshark]

his wayfarers were

[Exzim]

so gay, and

[boards]

colourful. He fiddled

[Angelshark]

in his pocket

[boards]

and pulled out

[Angelshark]

a pitch marker

[boards]

He fondled it

[Chick]

and put it

[boards]

back. The fairway

[lurchandpasta]

had a great

[boards]

dog leg to

[Angelshark]

the right, and

[lurchandpasta]

there was a

[Dante]

birdie to the

[Chick]

hole in one

[kimfromzim]

Nobody noticed the

[boards]

leaderboard. Sun shone

[Angelshark]

bright and gay

[joemac]

just like the

[kimfromzim]

caddy. All the

[Angelshark]

way from Manchester

[Chick]

who had a

[FerrariSucks]

great caddy record

[Sam Edwards]

shame about the

[Nyala]

habit he had

[Chick]

of scratching his

[Mafuta beeftex]

balls before he

[Nyala]

handled the clubs.

[Angelshark]

The disease he

[lurchandpasta]

had contracted from

[Chick]

the clubs's chairman.

[Sam Edwards]

Will make your

[dallas]

teeth chatter. It

[lurchandpasta]

does not permit

[dallas]

for you to

[FerrariSucks]

smile at any

[lurchandpasta]

lovely young ladies

[Chick]

but mooning is

[dallas]

always acceptable if

[kimfromzim]

waxing has been

[dallas]

done to perfection,

[Chick]

and pimples squeezed

[Angelshark]

with tissue at

[dallas]

the end of

[lurchandpasta]

the pier. Yesterday

[Chick]

I showed my

[dallas]

ankles to the

[boards]

green keeper. Holy

[lurchandpasta]

cow but they

[Chick]

swollen from all

[Chick]

the ankle straps

[dallas]

that keep the

[boards]

caddy money in.

[Chidakwa]

Lets hope that....

[boards]

his socks dont

[Abysigirl]

fall down and

[Chidakwa]

cause a real..

[boards]

live camel spider

[Chidakwa]

just waiting to..

[Chick]

crawl up your

[jiggs]

jeans and have

[Sam Edwards]

Hundreds of babies

[jiggs]

Then each baby

[Sam Edwards]

bit into you

[jiggs]

Arghhhhhhhhhh the itch!!!!!

[Sam Edwards]

Will I die?

[jiggs]

Then luckily salvation

[Sam Edwards]

From a hansome

[jiggs]

(dont like the twist here)

rain man who

[Sam Edwards]

Danced for rain

[jiggs]

and washed the

[Chick]

spiders away. Then

[cujimmy]

said "oh bollocks!"

[Chick]

Behind him was

[cujimmy]

a big naked

[Chick]

hairy and angry

[jiggs]

Russian woman who

[boards]

liked group sex.

[jiggs]

Now Bertha, Zlata

[kimfromzim]

and the other

[Chick]

Russian twins get

[Sam Edwards]

bad stage fright

[jiggs]

they end up

[Sam Edwards]

running away from

[kimfromzim]

the gay caddy.

[jiggs]

who was playing

[Sam Edwards]

BoyZone realy loud

[Chick]

whilst twirling his

[cujimmy]

five iron at

[Chick]

the russian twins.

[jiggs]

he finaly got

[Sam Edwards]

the gutts too

[jiggs]

to say darlings

[pennymac007]

will you go

[jiggs]

with me for

[Chidakwa]

a meaningful walk...

[jiggs]

by the shady

[priya]

jacaranda trees on

[jiggs]

the grassy knoll

[priya]

right beside the

[jiggs]

tinkling stream they

[Sam Edwards]

walked hand in

[jiggs]

till they reched

[pennymac007]

the edge of

[jiggs]

of their desire

[priya]

when suddenly they

[jiggs]

they fell into

[licorice]

a tangle of

[jiggs]

arms, legs and

[Sam Edwards]

could not untangle

[Chick]

their entwined limbs

[priya]

agonisingly attempting to

[jiggs]

make mad pashionate

[boards]

conversation. Birds tweeted

[Chick]

bee's buzzed and

[boards]

she grabbed his

[jiggs]

hand in hers

[cujimmy]

for safety. "What

[Chick]

position do you

[jiggs]

Prefer? me on

[Chick]

the putting green

[jiggs]

or you on

[Chick]

the bunker with

[dallas]

pink bells on

[jiggs]

bulbous toes and

[Chick]

a golfclub stuck

[Sam Edwards]

In left nostril

[jiggs]

Ii gripped it

[dallas]

and swung to

[jiggs]

the left FORE

[dallas]

watch out for

[jiggs]

The booger caddy

[Chick]

who's left eye

[jiggs]

was in line

[Chick]

with his right

[jiggs]

eye and luckily

[Chick]

his nose was

[jiggs]

So big that

[Chick]

he wore a

[jiggs]

big floppy thing

[pennymac007]

right on the

[jiggs]

Tip of his

[pennymac007]

pointy ears to

[jiggs]

the very end

[sally]

of his long

[jiggs]

fully exposed middle

[Chick]

when he moved

[jiggs]

the whole thing

[Sam Edwards]

swung free because

[jiggs]

he was so

[Chick]

top heavy with

[kimfromzim]

it all. Meanwhile,

[jiggs]

the two gorgeous

[pennymac007]

little ladies from

[sally]

the local shabeen

[Mullah]

had spread their

[Sam Edwards]

grass mats before

[Chick]

laying down the

[jiggs]

spare clothes that

[pennymac007]

their moms had

[jiggs]

when they found

[pennymac007]

out they were

[jiggs]

see through eadible

[pennymac007]

and not so

[jiggs]

tasty g strings

[pennymac007]

that had a

[Chick]

sour strawberry flavour

[jiggs]

nobody wanted to

[Chick]

lick. The golf

[jiggs]

balls because they

[Chick]

were covered in

[jiggs]

brown smelly stuff

[licorice]

which was actually

[jiggs]

chocolate with turd

[Chick]

jelly and sprinkles

[licorice]

Consigned to the

[jiggs]

deepest depths of

[Chick]

his golf bag.

[licorice]

Along with the

[jiggs]

Edible G strings

[pennymac007]

and red spotted

[licorice]

small and round

[jiggs]

Gob Stoppers that

[Chick]

were filled with

[licorice]

fizzy lemon sherbert

[jiggs]

They were so

[licorice]

quick to try

[jiggs]

that when they

[licorice]

kissed each other

[jiggs]

there was sherbet

[licorice]

which bubbled and

[jiggs]

and ran down

[licorice]

right down to

[Chick]

socks and shoes

[jiggs]

they didn't care

[licorice]

because to them

[jiggs]

Dirty Dancing was

[Chick]

a good way

[jiggs]

to flick hoof

[Chick]

and dislodge the

[jiggs]

the white foamy

[pennymac007]

froth that was

[jiggs]

Running down his

[pennymac007]

chin to the

[joemac]

(does anyone want to compile all this so far so that we can see where we are?)

[jiggs]

NOPE - last we were on a golf course with sherbet running down chins and there were two russian chicks there as well. Other than that good luck

[pennymac007]

hahaha! No, we definitely don't want to know the whole story, its too warped!

bottom of his

[jiggs]

G string (one word or two? one) which the

[licorice]

loss of his

[Chick]

blood from the

[pennymac007]

tight elastic band.

[licorice]

Was causing him

[jiggs]

some excessive blood

[licorice]

causing some concern.

[jiggs]

as it collected

[licorice]

in a pool

[pennymac007]

right between his

[jiggs]

rather well developed

[pennymac007]

toes. So he

[jiggs]

Carefuly stepped out

[licorice]

of the shadow

[jiggs]

and into the

[licorice]

dry sandy floor