Steve
09-07-2008, 02:44 PM
Two Aboriginals were driving their old Ford Falcon in the outback one
day, when off in the distance they saw a police booze bus.
One of them thinks "this is great" and heads straight for it. As they
pulled up, the driver winds his window down and says "Two cans of Emu
Export thanks mate!"
The copper looks at him and says "You must be drunk! Get out of the
car and blow into this tube for me."
The driver got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in
that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass
out if I blow in that."
The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK In these
cases we require you to give a blood sample."
"Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin' that. I got a letter from the Red
Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry
boss, can't do that," said the driver.
By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a urine
sample for testing. The driver looks at him and says "Sorry boss,
can't do that either."
The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!!"
"Bloody oath mate." says the driver, "It's from the government. Says
that you whites can't take the piss out of us blackfellas no more."
day, when off in the distance they saw a police booze bus.
One of them thinks "this is great" and heads straight for it. As they
pulled up, the driver winds his window down and says "Two cans of Emu
Export thanks mate!"
The copper looks at him and says "You must be drunk! Get out of the
car and blow into this tube for me."
The driver got out of the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in
that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass
out if I blow in that."
The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK In these
cases we require you to give a blood sample."
"Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin' that. I got a letter from the Red
Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry
boss, can't do that," said the driver.
By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a urine
sample for testing. The driver looks at him and says "Sorry boss,
can't do that either."
The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!!"
"Bloody oath mate." says the driver, "It's from the government. Says
that you whites can't take the piss out of us blackfellas no more."