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Mullah
09-12-2008, 03:41 AM
01) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

02) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

03) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

04) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

05) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

06) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

07) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

08) Fat Penguin. Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

09) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

SpaRHawK
09-12-2008, 08:04 AM
top lines... pretty sure I've heard a few being used before... :smiley2:

dallas
09-12-2008, 11:34 AM
those are fantastic especially the fart one!!!!

Angelshark
09-12-2008, 04:20 PM
Used 'em all and no they dont work, you end up with sore nads

sally
09-13-2008, 05:45 PM
are you a red neck!!??

joemac
09-14-2008, 07:15 AM
Hey, those work around here!

sally
09-14-2008, 09:09 AM
I feel sorry for any man who comes up to me and uses one of those lines!!!

Nyala
09-14-2008, 10:09 AM
Hey, those work around here!


Thats coz the sheep don't really mind what men say to them. :smiley36:

joemac
09-14-2008, 10:17 AM
baaaaaa

dallas
09-14-2008, 11:56 AM
I think I will try the fart one on dan.........see if he finds it funny!! hahahaha

Cez
09-16-2008, 11:07 PM
bwahahaha too funny!!

hey dall.... wat was dan's reaction??