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Steve
09-18-2008, 09:45 AM
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the
black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked at him and said, 'How about trying the African
string-and-weight procedure?

'The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis. A
few days later, the wife asked the husband, 'How is our little tribal
experiment coming along?'

'Well, it looks like we're about half way there,' he replied.

'Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?'

'No, it's turned black.'

dallas
09-18-2008, 11:42 AM
oweee

Nyala
09-18-2008, 12:23 PM
Ouch. Serves him right for being a doris.

boards
09-18-2008, 01:12 PM
Ouch. Serves him right for being a doris.

thats right do as your wife says then watch her larff at you????? the things we do to please women and the grattitude is non-existant - wonder if she breathed life back into it....

sally
09-18-2008, 03:28 PM
hahahaha thats excellent!!

Cez
09-18-2008, 08:04 PM
bwahahaha too funny