Steve
09-26-2008, 07:57 PM
Oldie but still good...
Two Arab businessmen in Gaza were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot Jew is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Israeli walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Jewish accent asked 'Vat you be selling here?'
One of the merchants replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Jew said, 'You're doing very vell ... only two left!'
Two Arab businessmen in Gaza were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot Jew is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Israeli walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Jewish accent asked 'Vat you be selling here?'
One of the merchants replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Jew said, 'You're doing very vell ... only two left!'