The Cat...

[Steve]

At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered Little Johnny with a cat up his pants.

She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"

Little Johnny started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the milkman tell my Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today'!" :whistling:

[jiggs]

You are too good

[Patson]

hahaha nice one....