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Steve
10-09-2008, 02:56 PM
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for the Tax man and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the Tax man and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?"
The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go”.

boards
10-09-2008, 02:59 PM
touche!

jiggs
10-09-2008, 06:56 PM
Born Free Taxed To Death

pennymac007
10-10-2008, 06:44 AM
LOL! I bet the lawyer charged his estate for the time spent there!