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jiggs
11-10-2008, 04:28 PM
Subject: Numbers Zimbabweans Need to learn!

NumberZeros Figures

One01
Thousand 3 1,000
Million 6 1,000,000
Billion 9 1,000,000,000
Trillion 12 1,000,000,000,000
Quadrillion 15 1,000,000,000,000,000
Quintillion 18 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Hexillion 21 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Heptillion 24 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Octillion 27 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Nonillion 30 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Decillion 33 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Unodecillion 36 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Duodecillion 39 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000
Triodecillion 421,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000
Quadecillion451,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000
Quintdecillion481,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Hexdecillion511,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

To be as wealthy as Bill Gates, at the moment you only need ZW$1,680,000,000,000,000,000 One quintillion six hunderd and eighty quadrillion ( or US$56,000,000,000. US$ Fifty six billion) small change if you wish to read on!!

The Hungarian Pengo during and just after World War II had hexillions. It cannot be confirmed if notes followed inflation all the way, or if the currency was revalued by dropping 0's like Zimbabwe, but values at one point reached 22 digits, being the world record. Gono hasn't even got close yet, even if we get back the three zero's we lost, our $10 million note would only be a $10 billion note. A whopping 15 zeros to go to hit the hexillion, and sixty zeros to go to the zillion. Will we get there? It is estimated there could not have even been a decillion in circulation when the Hungarians scrapped the currency.

To give you an idea of the magnitude of these numbers, in US$ terms if one had one hexillion dollars and shared it equally with every living person on earth (6,6bn people), each person would get US$151,5 trillion. It seems it is not possible to find out how much US $ is in circulation but the figure is likely to be no more than one quadrillion.. (15 zeros's) One quadrillion dollars in the world shared out equally would give every living person US$151,500. This is currently ZW$ Z$4,545,000,000,000, each (4,5 trillion zim dollars), or the value of a three bedroom house in Harare . Even if every living Zimbabwean was given this amount, it only totals Z$16,685,500,000,000,000,000 (16,6 Quintillion), This total is still three zeros short of one hexillion, which couldn't even buy the poor Hungarian a loaf of bread. RBZ would have to print 1,668,550,000,000 x ZW$10,000,000 notes. This would be 3,3 billion "bricks" of ten million dollar notes. (2,400,000 tons of notes, 80,000 x 30 ton trucks of paper), Even with 80% unemployment the average Zimbabwean needs a minimum ofUS$20 per month to survive (based on a loaf of bread per day). With a population of 13 million, to achieve this, Gono needs to have two quadrillion dollars in circulation (298 million x 10million dollar notes, 300 tonnes of paper). This would give each person 16 notes each and will only be enough to buy them a loaf of bread each day for a month. WE STILL HAVE $200,000 NOTES IN CIRCULATION.

To put us in the same boat as the Hungarians of world war II, each Zimbo would need 180 hexillions a month to survive on a loaf of bread a day. This would require 2,3 nonillions to be in circulation. This in total is only a measly 30 zeros, this means in "hyper inflation" terms we are only just off the starting blocks!!!

Chick
11-10-2008, 05:06 PM
/me is cross-eyed just thinking about it

yarrumsg
11-10-2008, 05:13 PM
soo if i'm right...

2003 we lost 3x0's 1 thousand
then 6x0's makeing that 9x0's is 1billion
then 10x 0's 19x0's is 10 quintillion
current exch rate is 300bill 28x0's 10 octillion...???

Mafuta beeftex
11-10-2008, 07:31 PM
I have lost the will to live following that explanation! The inventor of the Sifr - 0 - zero has a lot to answer for.

sally
11-11-2008, 06:42 AM
thats confused me big time

jiggs
11-11-2008, 11:19 AM
Glad I am not alone in my plight

yarrumsg
11-11-2008, 11:38 AM
well we'll be catching them up in no time, the exchange rate now is 30 trillion new money or 30 Duodecillion old money...

priya
11-11-2008, 12:20 PM
Check out this site; it'll blow your mind........

http://zimbabweanequities.com/

Chick
11-11-2008, 07:01 PM
December = Quintillion. Mind blowing indeed.

boards
11-13-2008, 07:00 PM
does anyone remember the BOBENOMICS concept of purchasing a beer at the keg? convert the paper money into coins then sell the copper etc???? was a brilliant editorial on zim day to day concerns.....