Be Honest. Who Hasn't Lied About An Injury To Protect Their Ego?

[Shifty]

This one time at boarding school, when I was at the showers with the rest of my dorm, one of my mates sprayed some deodorant on my crotch whilst I was drying my hair with a towel. No matter how much I washed and scrubbed, I couldn't get the burning to stop. It lasted for hours.:flame:

To cover my embarrassment, I told everybody that I'd received the best blowjob of my life. :icon10:

[Shifty]

Actually I've just realised that it was an all boys boarding school that I went to.:eek:

Let me be clear, I was mistaken - there were absolutely no blow jobs received or given. :smiley9:

[Mafuta beeftex]

Mate, we won't judge you on what happened when you were young.

It's too late to do that....

[sprout]

So the rumours are true...

[joemac]

You haven't been getting your lessons from French Rugby management have you?

[Shifty]

I also have this scar on my arm that I like to tell people was caused by a rhino.

In actual fact I think it was a bad reaction to a spiderbite. Anyway, a rhino sounds much cooler.:smiley2:

[zimajays]

I also have this scar on my arm that I like to tell people was caused by a rhino.

In actual fact I think it was a bad reaction to a spiderbite. Anyway, a rhino sounds much cooler.:smiley2:


My brother has a smiliar story - he has a huge scar down his back from swing off a tree and into a pool, misjudge the distance and took half the pool edge out - he tells everyone here he wrestled a lion and won

[barto11]

I've got a big (by comparison to the rest of my finger) scar on my finger that I tell everyone was a narrow escape with a croc...truth is I don't know where it came (tho it might have been trying to cut bread with a massive knife).

[joemac]

I have a massive scar down my leg from a hippo attack, but I tell people that its nothing......

[pennymac]

My dad has this funny thing going on with one of his toes, where the bone before the toe was taken out, so there is a big dip there, and a scar through it, and he used to tell us when we were young that he was bitten by a crocodile...and we believed him, and told all our friends that. So when we found out the truth, it was a bit embarrassing!

[Tricky Nicky]

Bwahahahahaha - too funny!