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SpaRHawK
07-21-2009, 07:06 PM
1. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

2. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

3. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

4. I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

5. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy

6. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

7. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, they keep coming back.

8. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

9. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

10. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

11. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real jerks are permanent.

Tricky Nicky
07-22-2009, 02:20 PM
Number 11 is soooooooooooo true!

pennymac
07-22-2009, 11:57 PM
I think number 2 is hillarious, only because I normally do the turning. I realise that if I was the one getting cold I wouldn't think it was funny at all :)