ozwheels
07-24-2009, 11:21 PM
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
A woman is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Because….breasts don't have eyes!
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?
A pervert uses a feather, a kinky person uses the whole chicken!
How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!
What do you call haemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
I love defenceless animals, especially with gravy
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
A woman is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Because….breasts don't have eyes!
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?
A pervert uses a feather, a kinky person uses the whole chicken!
How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!
What do you call haemorrhoids on a fag?
Speed bumps.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
I love defenceless animals, especially with gravy
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?