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yarrumsg
08-30-2009, 10:06 AM
other half wouldn't let me put this one up but i really really really really had to share...

scientists have recently discovered a drug for depressed lesbians, TRYDIXAGAIN
joemac
08-30-2009, 10:10 AM
haha.
FerrariSucks
08-30-2009, 10:31 AM
very good
jiggs
08-30-2009, 12:40 PM
Bwahahahaha
pennymac
08-31-2009, 08:03 AM
bwahahahaha! you wife was trying to deprive us of a laugh, how mean :)
zimboykie
08-31-2009, 08:47 AM
An aside here:

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A licalotapus



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ozwheels
08-31-2009, 08:59 AM
And ...... What do you call a pile of lesbians stacked on top of each other?
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A block of flaps
yarrumsg
08-31-2009, 09:25 AM
...NEW at IKEA! Lesbian beds, no screwing involved...it's all tongue and groove!
dallas
08-31-2009, 12:53 PM
Hysterical guys!!!
Angelshark
08-31-2009, 04:12 PM
What do you call 100 dildos in a field.......


A squatter camp
FerrariSucks
08-31-2009, 09:36 PM
What do you call a gay dinosaur?



A Megasaurass
Tricky Nicky
09-01-2009, 09:34 AM
:smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:
yarrumsg
09-08-2009, 11:36 PM
another i didn't feel would be right sticking on my profile...

2 tampons walking down the road.. Which one says hello? Neither. There both stuck up t$%t$

has just realised that "Strap On" backwards is "No Parts"

Just seen ur double, I swear. I thought it was you and even shouted your name & whistled, but it just carried on scratching it's arse and eating it's banana
dallas
09-09-2009, 11:14 AM
G you are hysterical!!!
pennymac
09-10-2009, 02:07 AM
I can see why she wouldn't let you actually put that on facebook, what if her family saw ?? (or your gran, or school teachers, and all the other people on facebook)
boards
09-10-2009, 05:18 AM
Hows this for a facebook status:

Erica Kaster (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=537390203&ref=mf) While biting into a fish sandwich at the beach (perhaps a foolish move, I concede), I was assailed by a seagull that flew INTO MY HEAD trying to snatch my lunch. In shock but suffering no injury until a more precision-flighted bird managed to claw m...y hand and fly away with said food, I leaped to my feet and was pursued (think The Birds) unable to throw the sandwich without imperiling bystanders. Scary. Really.
yarrumsg
09-10-2009, 07:56 AM
lol well my gran certainly can't operate a pc, school teachers.... on facebook? what are u mad.... all the rest well like it or remove me :) i r not that fussed :P... however i do know where to draw the line, but i still like to share them :)
dallas
09-10-2009, 10:56 AM
Thank you for sharing G!!! they do make a day that was a bit dull , a bit more interesting!!(and they leave a smile on my face)
yarrumsg
09-10-2009, 07:23 PM
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE "BAD GIRLS" Live.
yarrumsg
09-10-2009, 07:23 PM
Thank you for sharing G!!! they do make a day that was a bit dull , a bit more interesting!!(and they leave a smile on my face)

my pleasure :)