ozwheels
09-23-2009, 02:11 AM
Glad to have thr Mad Mullah on board spreading some "crap" around. My stocks are running low!!
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."