ozwheels
10-06-2009, 07:39 AM
I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted pay cheques.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? - Because all men are all PIGS!
Liquor upfront, Poker in the rear.
What part of “fuck off” don’t you understand – Is it the sex or the travel?
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Computers help us to do stupid things faster
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Tax Department: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? - Because all men are all PIGS!
Liquor upfront, Poker in the rear.
What part of “fuck off” don’t you understand – Is it the sex or the travel?
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.
His teeth are brighter than he is.
Computers help us to do stupid things faster
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Tax Department: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.