Huwieb
10-07-2009, 08:41 PM
Also a couple more
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister.
When you were born, the doctor slapped you mother.
If ugly were a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just because your head's pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp.
You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.
Did your parentts ever ask you to run away from home.
I'm sorry, you're obviously mistaking me for someone who cares.
It's hard to imagine that you outswam a million other sperm.
I'd be happy to help you out, which way did you come in?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Why are you here, and what can I do to change that?
Did someone leave your cage open?
You are cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Did you sneak into the gene pool when the lifeguards wasn't watching.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
Lets have a suicide pact, you go first.
You would be out of your depth in a puddle.
You should learn from your parents' mistakes, get sterilised now!!
If brains were taxed, you would get a refund.
So, a thought crossed your mind did it? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
You are pure inspiration for birth control.
The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.
The smallest minds always have the biggest mouths.
Some day you will go too far, and I hope you stay there.
I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister.
When you were born, the doctor slapped you mother.
If ugly were a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just because your head's pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp.
You remind me of the ocean, you make me sick.
Did your parentts ever ask you to run away from home.
I'm sorry, you're obviously mistaking me for someone who cares.
It's hard to imagine that you outswam a million other sperm.
I'd be happy to help you out, which way did you come in?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Why are you here, and what can I do to change that?
Did someone leave your cage open?
You are cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Did you sneak into the gene pool when the lifeguards wasn't watching.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
Lets have a suicide pact, you go first.
You would be out of your depth in a puddle.
You should learn from your parents' mistakes, get sterilised now!!
If brains were taxed, you would get a refund.
So, a thought crossed your mind did it? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
You are pure inspiration for birth control.
The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a fish.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.
The smallest minds always have the biggest mouths.
Some day you will go too far, and I hope you stay there.
I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.