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ozwheels
11-12-2009, 03:25 AM
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Dear Auntie Em’, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Tricky Nicky
11-12-2009, 12:28 PM
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?" - ROFL

Very good. :smiley20:

pennymac
11-13-2009, 12:22 AM
very good.

gertrude
11-13-2009, 09:38 AM
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."

Oh, isn't that the truth!!