ozwheels
11-23-2009, 03:10 AM
SALAD DODGER - An overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then flies out.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
SITCOM - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
SINBAD - Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of a computer to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file workforce.
GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food.
McSHIT WITH LIES - If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
OH – SHIT SECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
TART FUEL - Premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
PICASSO BUM - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then flies out.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
SITCOM - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
SINBAD - Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of a computer to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file workforce.
GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food.
McSHIT WITH LIES - If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
OH – SHIT SECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
TART FUEL - Premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
PICASSO BUM - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks