ozwheels
12-09-2009, 12:38 AM
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Get a new car for your wife - it'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Get a new car for your wife - it'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.