ozwheels
01-12-2010, 08:27 AM
If it has wheels or tits - It’s going to cost you money!
Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not get caught.
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not get caught.
To do is to be. (Descartes)
To be is to do. (Voltaire)
Do be do be do. (Sinatra)