ozwheels
01-18-2010, 08:12 AM
I always thought that if I were popular, I must be doing something wrong.
Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.
The idea of strictly minding our own business is mouldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; but different.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with her ex husband.
Personally, I think if a man hasn't met the right woman by the time he's 25, he may be lucky.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcoming, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is more often his nursery
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses; women for their strengths.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.
The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love; which includes not only others but ourselves as well.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question!
Unfortunately, sometimes people don't hear you until you scream.
The idea of strictly minding our own business is mouldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
When you have a baby, you set off an explosion in your marriage, and when the dust settles, your marriage is different from what it was. Not better, necessarily; but different.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with her ex husband.
Personally, I think if a man hasn't met the right woman by the time he's 25, he may be lucky.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcoming, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is more often his nursery
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses; women for their strengths.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.
The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love; which includes not only others but ourselves as well.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question!