Avatar (movie) Plot Fail (spoiler alert)

[Peas]

:smiley36:

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[jiggs]

I gather the movie didnt appeal to you then

[Peas]

nope, not my type of film.... the above though is a piss take in that the story line is practically identical to pocahontas with a few name changes......

Guess you have to see Avatar (and Pocahontas) to understand.... :)

[boards]

avatar was average. now id poke-a-hontas

[Azieko N'daba]

Have you seen some of the local hontases

[zimboykie]

A bit of an aside here as well as an oldie.

Did you here about Disney wanting to make an animated version of the Will Carling/Lady Di affair? They are going to call it Pokeyourhighness.

Okay back on track now with main thread.

[ozwheels]

Saw the movie in 3D, very impressed with the graphics ete etc but thought the story line was a bit wishy washy!!!

[Chick]

There was a storyline, typical American story.... sole marine saves world... good crowd beat bad crowd - some love - happy ending....but the visual impact was such that it didn't really need much of a story.

[Shayne]

Avatar has awesome graphics but the story is a not new and is a rip off of "Call me Joe" from the 1950's.

Like Avatar, Call Me Joe (http://io9.com/tag/callmejoe/) centers on a paraplegic — Ed Anglesey — who telepathically connects with an artificially created life form in order to explore a harsh planet (in this case, Jupiter). Anglesey, like Avatar's Jake Sully, revels in the freedom and strength of his artificial created body, battles predators on the surface of Jupiter, and gradually goes native as he spends more time connected to his artificial body.

[Chick]

don't care - I'm going to see it again. Apparently loads of people are coming down with depression after watching the movie because they want the real world to be as beautiful as in the movie - "giggle".

[Shayne]

I noticed that although they are super huge aliens, they arent well hung. In fact the main dude is wearing a loin cloth that wouldnt even cover my kudu meat.

[Chick]

this was noticed by chick..... but as the sex scene was not shown in the 3D cinema version, aparently it's on the DVD version - I am wondering about those tails !!!

[Shayne]

Gross - a wondering tail with feelers on the end. Who knows where it would end up....

[Chick]

who nose

[Shayne]

I wasnt thinking of the nose.

[Chick]

sies man.... whatever!!!! Although the movie cost mega bucks to see and in the local cinema the sound was so high it was painful on the ears, and regardless of dem lacking the 'kagoolies' and there be no storyline to speak of, I am still going again.

[Shayne]

Dont get me wrong - I loved it. I watched it at the IMAX theatre - was awesome.

[Chick]

I watched it at the IMAX theatre -.

I'm not Jealous at all !!!

Apparently there is a 3mnth waiting list for a ticket at the London IMAX