View Full Version : DOROS random drinking comments!!
sally
04-08-2010, 04:29 PM
Just for doro to make his comments about booze so he doesnt hijack other threads!!:smiley20:
boards
04-08-2010, 04:39 PM
doro is 100% tcb picanini!!!
Tricky Nicky
04-08-2010, 04:58 PM
LOL - now this should be an interesting thread but I don't think you will stop him hijacking other threads - he has far too much alcohol in his blood stream for that! :smiley36:
igundwane
04-08-2010, 05:03 PM
See new news posting ..... cant let him go anywhere !
Haha no worries guys... will try and behave.... Lol... as long as everyone else behaves....
igundwane
04-08-2010, 05:12 PM
Your own personal " Titties and Beer " thread ..... you ought to be uber pleased
Very very please..... I can do what I want here..... you have all been warned...... but am off to the pub and see what tomorrow brings......
igundwane
04-08-2010, 05:20 PM
but am off to the pub and see what tomorrow brings......
Itching burning sensation ............ :whistling:
How true is that???
http://www.thecerveza.com/images/products/preview/funny%20shirt%202%20hands%201%20mouth.jpg
My wedding cake...."the drunk groom"
http://www.bardonor.com/images/funny/drunk-groom.jpg
This is how I learnt to drink....
http://www.funny-city.com/cartoons/drinking-problem.jpg
Anyone got a liver to donate to me???
http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/poor-liver-full.jpg
This is why I am poor.....
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082403/stock-market-drinking-game.gif
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Mac2311/2026-01Funny_Image.jpg
http://images.ugoto.com/attachments/ff2a7fca9d12812.jpg
I must try it one day...... haha..... a mate of mine went out on the lash one weekend after a tour of Bosnia in the Army, found a bird and went in an alleyway in London..... while she was giving him a BJ he wanted to throw up but was too pissed to turn his head and threw up all over her.... well he got a clap around his face from her..... hahahaha
http://www.adrants.com/images/after_too_many.jpg
Tricky Nicky
04-09-2010, 03:29 PM
If someone had ever done that to me I would have bitten his bits off - that is just so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley3: :smiley3: :smiley3:
And no Doro, I don't have a liver to donate - you would just damage that one as well :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:
Eish..... why the hell is the general forum on TCB quiet nowdays???? Am sure coz I have been banned from hi-jacking threads there is nothing much to comment.......:whistling:
boards
04-14-2010, 02:29 PM
Dont rate yourself Doro
Just now noticed how hot that chick is in the poster....
Exzim
04-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Ladies... Doro's in the bath...
http://www.collegefunnie.com/pictures/beer-bath.jpg
Tricky Nicky
04-14-2010, 03:13 PM
Bwahahaha - good one :smiley36:
Ladies... Doro's in the bath...
http://www.collegefunnie.com/pictures/beer-bath.jpg
Add a couple of bags of ice as well....:whistling:
Dont rate yourself Doro
Just now noticed how hot that chick is in the poster....
Ja only noticed it now that you mentioned it....
Following off from discussion on golf on another thread....
The one New Year I went up to Inyanga, after having a bender most of the night before, we decided it was a good idea to go and play golf at Clare Mount on New Year's eve...(I think that the name of the golf course near Montclair hotel) we put at least 15 beers in each of our golf bags and gave the caddies our bags.... eish they weren't happy but we told them they can have a beer after we finished playing.... they complain no more... by the time we got to the 15th hole (I think!!) we ran out of beer and sent the one caddy to get another crate of beers from our car... also by that stage we were swearing like hell at our every shot..... well well the old buggers who were playing on the fairway next to ours threaten to get us banned but we told them to bugger off.... by the 17th hole 2 of the guys in our 5 ball were too pissed to carry on and their caddies had to help them walk back to the club house..... believe it or not Tony Johnson was teeing off as we were getting onto the 18th green.... and we were shouting at him congradulating on one of his recent victories I think either in SA or in Harare.... next minute the clubhouse owner came stoming out with 2 security guards and got us kicked off before we finished our final putting on the 18th green... well well we had a huge arguement with them...... also sadly didn't get to see the 19th hole but we drove off to Mountclair hotel to sink many many beers and in the evening went onto nearby Troutbeck for the main party.... think it was in about 1994???
jiggs
04-15-2010, 07:17 PM
A ledgend Dorro
Tricky Nicky
04-16-2010, 11:23 AM
Now this I do find very funny.
How is it that guys can go out, get pissed and behave inappropriately and they are legends. If women do it - we are drunken sluts and it is frowned upon. Don't get me wrong I think there is nothing more unattractive than a really drunk woman who can't stand up etc - but I just find it amusing that men can do it (equally unattractive really) and get away with it! :smiley36:
jiggs
04-16-2010, 12:34 PM
Now this I do find very funny.
How is it that guys can go out, get pissed and behave inappropriately and they are legends. If women do it - we are drunken sluts and it is frowned upon. Don't get me wrong I think there is nothing more unattractive than a really drunk woman who can't stand up etc - but I just find it amusing that men can do it (equally unattractive really) and get away with it! :smiley36:
Its a man thing TN you wouldnt understand :whistling: and most times when a woman gets drunk it's the other women that refer to her as a drunken slut not the guys
Now this I do find very funny.
How is it that guys can go out, get pissed and behave inappropriately and they are legends. If women do it - we are drunken sluts and it is frowned upon. Don't get me wrong I think there is nothing more unattractive than a really drunk woman who can't stand up etc - but I just find it amusing that men can do it (equally unattractive really) and get away with it! :smiley36:
Right TN I am gonna rephrase it abit so you will understand why women are considered sluts and men are called studs / legends in regards to sleeping around instead of drinking…. sleeping around is easier for women. Regardless of how you feel about promiscuity, we can all agree that a guy who manages to rack up a lot of sexual partners has to have some skills. It’s challenging for men to rack up partners, even for men with low standards. It requires a certain amount of social intelligence, interpersonal skills, persistence, thick skin, and plain old dumb luck. For women to rack up a lot of partners, however, it pretty much only requires a vagina and a pulse. So a man whoring it up and a woman whoring it up are hardly the same thing because for a woman to get a lot of partners is absolutely no challenge, hence no one respects it. It’s just viewed as a lack of self-discipline when women indulge in lots of sex partners because they can get new ones whenever they want. When men get lots of sex partners, it’s respected more because getting lots of sex partners, for men, is a challenge. This is just human nature: people gain respect for those who accomplish challenging feats while they consider those who overindulge in easily obtained vices as weak or flawed.
As well as in regard to drinking, what us men do during drinking, the stunts and very brave things we do while drunk which women cannot comprehend or do amazes everyone and is therefore known as a legend….. ok then TN have you got any good drinking stories to tell us?? Or even any of the other women on TCB??? Women generally just pass out when drunk or end up having cat fights, get in a right mood etc etc….. I could spend all day explaining about it….. anyone got other views on this subject….
Tricky Nicky
04-16-2010, 04:17 PM
........... it is not hard for a man to get laid in Hull - trust me!!!!!! Takes no skill whatsoever.
Yeah, I have loads of drinking stories but don't have the time to put them on here - see me at JB and POTS :smiley2:
boards
04-17-2010, 01:16 PM
now why only tell me bout hull now?
Tricky Nicky
04-17-2010, 02:01 PM
Trust me hun - ya don't wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smiley5:
yarrumsg
04-17-2010, 04:09 PM
How true is that???
http://www.thecerveza.com/images/products/preview/funny%20shirt%202%20hands%201%20mouth.jpg
easily solved by two funnels ;) but when u don't have those ur right it is a serious problem... bright side u can't double park but if you tripple park u don't have to go to the bar for 30 min :)
barto11
04-19-2010, 06:22 AM
........... it is not hard for a man to get laid in Hull - trust me!!!!!! Takes no skill whatsoever
talk shit!
........... it is not hard for a man to get laid in Hull - trust me!!!!!! Takes no skill whatsoever.
Yeah, I have loads of drinking stories but don't have the time to put them on here - see me at JB and POTS :smiley2:
Right then am gonna come and visit you and then you can take me out in Hull and see if I can get laid.....
Cool we shall also see you at POTS and July Braai and compare our stories..... and when you are drunk we shall sit back and watch you strip...:smiley20:
Tricky Nicky
04-19-2010, 08:43 AM
Eish Doro, I may live in Hull but I don't act like them :smiley36:
Barto - trust me - it is true!
barto11
04-19-2010, 10:07 PM
Barto - trust me - it is true!
Lies I tell you...if it was so easy....
Tricky Nicky
04-20-2010, 09:27 AM
Yeah, whatever!
Thank you.... I am a very healthy man..... Lol
Study gives beer healthy report
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100621/thl-study-gives-beer-healthy-report-d831572.html
lynnielynne
06-21-2010, 02:00 PM
Thank you.... I am a very healthy man..... Lol
Study gives beer healthy report
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100621/thl-study-gives-beer-healthy-report-d831572.html
Doro, did you spot the word 'moderation' in there? LOL!!
Doro, did you spot the word 'moderation' in there? LOL!!
"Moderation" means what?? 1 beer or 50 beers? Hahaha
boards
06-21-2010, 02:16 PM
Doro, did you spot the word 'moderation' in there? LOL!!
TOLD!
TOLD!
Boards, I wear the steel pants in my relationship...
boards
06-21-2010, 05:12 PM
Boards, I wear the steel pants in my relationship...
its also called a chastity belt and i know LL is holding your c*%k ransom with rations!!!!!
igundwane
06-21-2010, 07:40 PM
This is alarming
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
I produce too much testerones that I have to drink to excess to bring the level down..... otherwise I will turn into an alien...
its also called a chastity belt and i know LL is holding your c*%k ransom with rations!!!!!
Who says there are rations??? Boards, I would hate to know how much ball and chains Amanda has tied you up......:whistling: haha
boards
06-22-2010, 08:32 AM
no comment.
no comment.
Don't worry Boards, if you need advice, PM me....:whistling:
boards
06-22-2010, 08:41 AM
my good man i may be years younger in age but dont let that deceive you!
igundwane
06-22-2010, 09:05 AM
live by the rule of the 4 F's
Find em, Finger em, Fuck em and Forget em !
lynnielynne
06-22-2010, 09:34 AM
live by the rule of the 4 F's
Find em, Finger em, Fuck em and Forget em !
You sound like a real catch Iggy!! :smiley5:
igundwane
06-22-2010, 10:04 AM
I will blow my own vuvuzela and say Dammn Right I Am !
Goes to show there is no one out there who is good enough to skillfully land me :smiley20:
boards
06-22-2010, 10:10 AM
you are a barble Iggy. no one wants to land you.
igundwane
06-22-2010, 10:37 AM
No my friend, I am the old king marlin ......
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100804/tod-dog-saves-drunk-man-s-life-by-eating-870a197.html
Hmmm I wonder if I need to get a dog to look after me when I have passed out when LL is not around???
Tricky Nicky
08-05-2010, 03:44 PM
OMG - poor dog.
Doro, you will probably just train the dog to drink with you - so not only will you go to parties with your "his" and "hers" glasses, but will also have one for the dog - LOL :smiley2:
boards
08-05-2010, 03:46 PM
thats awesome actually! what a mutt! i have heard of dogs sniffing out cancerous moles but thats sensational!
Tricky Nicky
08-05-2010, 03:55 PM
It's a Jack Russell - they are awesome dogs. We have one, he is a year old now and is just the most amazing little dog in the world. He hasn't chewed any toes off yet, but give him time - LOL :smiley36:
lynnielynne
08-05-2010, 05:10 PM
OMG - poor dog.
Doro, you will probably just train the dog to drink with you - so not only will you go to parties with your "his" and "hers" glasses, but will also have one for the dog - LOL :smiley2:
Oh no, please don't!!! I will then have 2 of them to look after!!! :naughty:
Tricky Nicky
08-06-2010, 09:04 AM
LOL - better not get the dog Lynne - far too complicated! :smiley36:
boards
11-22-2010, 06:09 AM
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The Singapore Sling
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The Martini
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The Daiquiri
Not be outdone by Puerto Rico, Cuba has its own variation of sweet rum-based drinks. Like most other drinks of legend, the origins of the daiquiri are shrouded in myth and quite often disputed. One legend has it that a bunch of American mining engineers working in Santiago de Cuba came up with the concoction in 1900, though the recipe involving white rum, lime juice and syrup has been around in some form or another since the 1700s. Hemingway and JFK were both big fans of this particular tipple.
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Sake
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