Sayings that ring true and make us smile.

[Nyala]

I thought I'd open this thread so we can share the sayings and mottos we've seen on bumper-sticker etc. One I've just seen is:

If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be a happy person.

[jiggs]

"Born Free Taxed To Death"

[Tricky Nicky]

My bumper sticker simply says .........

"Eish"

[weezy]

Here are some classic one liners for you.... Enjoy!



I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Procrastinate... Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. :smiley2::smiley36:

[Tricky Nicky]

Those are brilliant - I love the first one best :smiley36: :smiley20:

[Doro]

http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/93bumperstickers.jpg

[Doro]

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/great-bumper-stickers.jpg

[Doro]

http://www.slinkycity.com/img/stickers.gif

[pennymac]

My favorite is still:

Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windscreen.

[Tricky Nicky]

I have to get the last one for my hubby.

Those are brilliant! :smiley36:

[blueheeler]

'The problem with the youth of today' is that one is no longer part of it. (Salvador Dali)