Idle banter and general kuk thread

[Shayne]

Created this thread for General conversation and the like. Easier to have one thread for nonsense andkuk. And the amount you people talk its likely to be a big thread......

[Shayne]

Dudes, I hired a car today and drive down to Canberra from Sydney to head to the Zim Embassy. FUCK IT WAS HOT. Seriously i think i have lost my knack for handling heat. It was 32 and i was struggling.


Thehightlight of my trip was nearly running over a 5 foot snake right outside the Zim Embassy. I havent seen a nyoka for ages as we dont get them in NZ. I got all warm and tingly.......

[Poison]

Well I just watched SAW 2, and that movie is allmessed up. It makes SAW look like Rainbow..

The guy who produced the SAW moviesis not a full box of smarties..


I recommend you watch both SAW movies..

[Shayne]

SAW 1 was brilliant and i cant wait to see the second installement.


Just watched the World Series of poker 2005 on ESPN. It started off with over 5000 players. The final 9 players were guarenteed millionaires and the dude that won it got 7.5 million!! http://zimbo.bounceme.net/Forum/smileys/smiley3.gifCheck what they were paid:


Payouts
1. $7,500,000 Joe Hachem
2. $4,250,000 Steve Dannenmann
3. $2,500,000 Tex Barch
4. $2,000,000 Aaron Kanter
5. $1,750,000 Andrew Black
6. $1,500,000 Scott Lazar
7. $1,300,000 Daniel Bergsdorf
8. $1,150,000 Brad Kondraci
9. $1,000,000 Mike Matusow

[Adam]

I to watched SAW2 and my god its a brilliant movie, so much more freaky. I hope the writer of this movie is under 24hr watch couse he has one twisted freakinmind and if he loses it well.... i think we know what will happen

[biffon]

hey my claim to fame...


a guy at our work went to the world series poker 2005


he did quite well


check out his blog if your interested


http://mc.iinet.net.au


oh and a bit of blatant marketing.. check out our company's broadband plans http://www.iinet.net.au/puts others to shame!smileys/smiley32.gif

[TiGeR]

Have any of you fellas seen The exorcism of emily rose? Shayno that nyok sounds enourmous m8..i would have been more than tingly

[FerrariSucks]

Damn, last time a saw a 5 foot snake it was in a pickel jar at Mukuvisi Woodlands

I just cant do movies at the moment, cant sit down for long these days, like to be out and about but will try watch SAW and SAW2.


I only recently started getting into Poker, never learnt the rules before so it all looked so strange.

[Poison]

Believe me you will be able to sit down and watch the SAW movies. They are so captivating.

They are the best movies I have seen in ages..


Ah yes I need to watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Its looks mean. How is it Tiger?

[Shayne]

That movie about Emily Rose is based on a true story which makes it worse...


What makes me laugh about Poker players is the amount of money they win. The only people that earn more per event consistently is a pro boxer. A few footballers and other professional athletes may earn the same per year.


Who pays for this shit and how did it get to be so popular? I must admit i did watch the thing from start to finish. smileys/smiley9.gif

[TiGeR]

I STILL dont know how to play poker & it looks SO cool in all them westerns Ja the Emily Rose story is true & after we watched it we experienced some REALLY freaky coincidental stuff! ...i HATE scary movies about demons& spirits...aliens & vampires,werewolves & axe murderers are ok, but demons & that...i hide under the covers & become a baby...my babe LOVES them & has to hold my hand!

[biffon]

we get texas hold-em poker shows on late night saturdays- now thats actually an interesting game cause each player has their own style of playing eg: trying to be funny, serious "poker face" and my favorite the "oh geez i don't know what the hell im doing " face..

[Shayne]

Hell, it was 41 C yesterday in Sydney. I felt like i was standing under a hairdryer the enitre time. With high humidty its a killer. Any yes i have already moaned about that, i know.

[Poison]

Yes you moaner...


At least it wasn't raining..


All the hot chicks must have been out cooling off in their bikinis.

[Shayne]

I want to win Lotto and go play golf for the next year. I am sick of working.....

[Poison]

Isn't this a funny picture "A bunch of girls talking underwater with a mouth full of marbles"


HAHAHAHA

[Shayne]

Isn't this a funny picture "A bunch of girls talking underwater with a mouth full of marbles"


HAHAHAHA





HUH?


We just had a firealarm go off and I just saw John Cleese getting a massage downstairs while i was walking around. Month Python's Flying Circus is one of my favourites series ever. Dry, pointless humour.

[TiGeR]

John Cleese is still ALIVE!?...ya, the comment about girls & marbles lost me too... we used to do fire drills at uni as procedures & then one nite an oke fell asleep smoking & nearly burnt the res down smileys/smiley36.gifthe humour of seeing semi naked chicks piling out of the men only res was a sight to behold (cos normally they just stayed in bed & the okes went down for roll call etc)

[Shayne]

We had our Christmas Party Last night and i am "hung over from hell" to say the least. Who the hell has a Christmas function on a Thursday evening? Bastards.

[Poison]

Your company does, dummy..

And they expect you to be productive today.

[Shayne]

Its bloody quiet today at work and half the people havent come in yet. Can you believe i had three beers in that short 25 minute ferry ride .... on THE WAY BACK!??!!!??! What the hell is wrong with me.

[Poison]

The others can't handle it hey.. Bunch of Softies..

That's what you call Binging at it's best..

[Shayne]

It not normal. Its all your bad influences.

[Poison]

My Influences?? Not even chynna..

[Shayne]

Some pictures from my work function.





http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/forum/Uploads/Shayne/2005-12-09_140153_Shayne2.jpg

[Poison]

Utter shocking...


What were you trying to be? Some Pharoah cross Arab or something

[Shayne]

After many beers. I was trying to be ninja and the first two photos is how i did iti suppose.

[Poison]

HAHAHAHAHA a ninja dressed in white..

Good effort and did you possess any ninja skills at that stage?


Ninja Hammy...

[Shayne]

Trying to tell me there aren't ninjas in the north pole protecting Santa? http://localhost/Forum/smileys/smiley35.gif





Shows you what you know.

[Poison]

Ok ok, there might be white ninjas up north then. Sorry..

That reminds me I have to write Santa a list..

[Shayne]

Hell, i cant believe its 2006 next year. Just think about that for a moment...2006. OMG.


I remember being in school and calculating my age at the year 2000 thinking "shit i am going to be old then".

[Poison]

Ya I know where has this year gone to??

It was like only yesterday I was in Zim for last New Years..


But this New Years should be good as I will be in Cape Town


I can't wait...

[Shayne]

Nothing beats new years in Zim on a houseboat. Well maybe new years in the playboy mansion but no much else.

[TiGeR]

Shayne those party pix are TOO MUCH!...Santa crossed my name off the gift list YEARS ago!...Poison, my no. is 072 2110681 give me a shout when you get to CPT...will be good to have a few shandies & a laugh...

[Poison]

Hey Tiger thanks for the number. I'll give you a call when I'm there?So will you be in CPT?

[Shayne]

Drinking on a Sunday makes for a really bad start to the week.

[TiGeR]

Yup! I arrive in Cpt around 20/21...lookin 4ward to fun in the sun!

[Poison]

Cool Tiger..


I hear you Shayne, i am feeling rough as hell. All I want to do is go back to sleep..smileys/smiley11.gifIt's going to be a long day..

[Poison]

Shayne, my arms are still screwed.


Chum I can't even straighten them anymore. It's a bit painful

[Shayne]

Stop whining.

[Poison]

HAHAHAHA smileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Alcohol is the devils drink i tell you.

[biffon]

Perthhas experienced its mildest start to summer since records began over 130 years ago....





HAHA - i love it... we have only had two days over 30deg since the beginning of September. A bit of ashit timefor the beachbums though smileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Strange that Perth is so cool and the rest of Aus is boiling.


Biffon, is it true that there are loads of poofs in Perth? and secondly, is your avatar the force Super 14 team?

[Poison]

I have come to the conclusion I am not drinking anymore..smileys/smiley2.gif

[Shayne]

Not till the weekend anyway.

[Poison]

No I'm serious..smileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Whatever. You have ZERO willpower.


Normal "i'm not going to town" story too?

[Poison]

I'm turning over a new leaf..

[Shayne]

Lets talk about this on Saturday and see.

[biffon]

my avatar was the force logo ya



and no Perth is mainly poof free, there are more poofs in sydney...

lots of lesbians though smileys/smiley36.gif we have at least three i know of that work in our call centre - only one is half hot though..

[Greenballs]

Damn you guys can talk shit... the snake? Come to Chiang Mai. We've found 8 snakes this year in our house. Usually harmless house/ garden snakes but the most recent one was a fucking pit viper!! If I had a phobia its snakes so you can imagine all the fucking hopping about I've been doing. All have been killed- don't care what anyone says- a good snake is a dead snake and that's as far as it goes with me! Its not like the gardener will help either because Thais believe in reincarnation so they don't kill animals because it might be there bloody granny or some shit?? Wierd fuckas!!

[Shayne]

Dont have a phobia about snakes. I was chuffed to see the bloody thing after living in NZ for three years!

[Greenballs]

They've got this pretty cool snake park here (scares the living shit outa me) but its always worth a visit. These snake bearers/ trainers or whatever they are, do this show right. Stands all around this pit, which has 6 inch high curbs (yeah... what's that going to stop?). Anyway- one of the shows is, this lad with 3 cobras. He has them all puffed up and facing him. He teases them, slaps their heads etc. Then he gently puts his finger on their noses and pushes them down onto the floor in submission. Then he kisses them one by one- they're just sitting there all pissed off and he leans over and kisses the damn things on their heads?? To end he milks them all in jars so that the audience can see they're still "fucking potent!!" A must see- makes SAW 2 like Charlie and the choc factory! Just to let you know if you're ever there- listen coz this could prevent a pump attack- they pretend they've lost a snake and then they find it under the stands and gooi the fucking thing into the crowd... and that is truly the end because the stands are now empty!!


A happy little story Charlessss!!!

[Adam]

Hey BRO Poison, since you not drinking anymore i know this guy who takes bible study on the weekends, you wana go????smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Ilike snakes but not that much.


I got chased in Chirundi by a king cobra or similar for about 20m and a shat myself. Seriously. The item was pissed off and just came for me. Edited by: Shayne

[Greenballs]

hate the fucking things chap... crocs and snakes... I'm agenenst!!

[Greenballs]

Shayne... I've got this sweet 2006 calendar. It's power point and about 1 MB. How can I distribute for the okes or shall i just send it to you and you can sell it & donate it to Poisonso thathe can buy a bible for his newly foundweekend activities??

[Shayne]

Try adding a file to a post. Its the button that has an up arrow and looks like the winzip icon.


Files must be of the type, zip, rar, gif, jpeg, jpg, and have a maximum file size of 2000KB


Try it and let me know.

[Greenballs]

The file uploaded is of the wrong file type.
Files must be of the type, zip, rar, gif, jpeg, jpg


What didn't you understand about "it's power point"... guess I'll mail it to you then??

[Shayne]

You can zip a powerpoint. It will then be available to download by all users from your post.

[Shayne]

Right, now i got to figure how the hell other users upload it. Its been downloaded to my machine and is sitting there.


And hell, is it aSWEET CALENDER!Edited by: Shayne

[Greenballs]

That did come to me eventually by the way!! Anyway boyz... I'm outa here for today... going for a dop, as missus got carols by candle light at the school and I managed to convince her that taking a pint with the lads was more my scene than singing jingle bells with all the moms and kindergarten kids!! Phew- lucky there. Pink ticket! I'll have one for you.


Cheers

[TiGeR]

smileys/smiley36.gif...dont dig them but as long as they leave me alone & stay out of my house/ sleeping bag its all good...i remember watching that FREAK of nature steve irwin sticking his hand down holes after black mambas, king cobras & other snakes etc! smileys/smiley5.gifDOIS!

[Shayne]

Right, so that works. People can upload files for all others to download like Greenballs did above.


Try the above file and if anyone has a problem give me a shout.

[Poison]

Thanks Greenballs, I'll have check out the calendar, but I think it's probably a good idea not to open it at work..smileys/smiley36.gif


As I'm not to sure what dodgey pix are in it..

[Shayne]

The calender has been moved to the file sharing section.

[Shayne]

DOIS!


Hah hahahaha Tiger said DOIS! smileys/smiley36.gifI havent heard that word in aaaaggges.

[Shayne]

I was thinking that we need a big membership drive. Be pretty cool if we had like 50-100 active users.


Thoughts?

[Greenballs]

Word of mouth is probably best... everyone mails ex- Zim mates around the world including those still in Zim- with a link to the site? See how many responses we get. Because we all pretty much know each other we have something to look forward to in visiting the site... however, a lot of people will only visit if they can be guaranteed something in return... what can this site offer? How about finding volunteers from each country who could offer valubale advice for those wishing to travel/ immigrate? It'd be time consuming but I know most of us would be in a position to assit Zimbos if we knew they were keen on visiting the countries that we're living in? Alternately, how could we have a link to other sites like "The Bottom Half?"



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[Shayne]

I dont ever recall subscribing to Rhodesian Worldwide.smileys/smiley5.gif

[biffon]

thats half the problem...


there are so many "zimbo" sites out there that it makes it difficult for any new ones to start up..


but i think this one is great cause we are all about the same age and have experienced the same things etc growing up...


theres rhodesiansWW which is mainly for true Rhodies ie those born before 1970, chirundu.com is cool but it seems to offer little in terms of real time chat etc... the only other substantial one is bottomhalf but i find their forum so "clique" if you don't go to zimfest then they just ignore you...


what we have is great


what... we have someone in Poland-chantilly, SA -tiger, Chiang Mai - greenballs, NZ - Shane, Ivy &amp; Adam &amp; spuff when he is around...., Oz - Myself, UK - Ryan &amp; Spaniel


we dont care that we arent able to go have a braai together over the weekend, thats the whole point of this site IMO so we can keep in touch, help us cope with being away from family &amp; mates... smileys/smiley19.gif





so anyways im also on Hi5 which is quite a cool site and ive added bounceme to my journal page there... ivy i know youre on it too so you should do the same - the nice thing about hi5 is that it allows just the people you want to see your info, and you don,t get random trawlers popping up

[Shayne]

Yeah. Good point Biffon. We also have loads oflurkers that read and view links but never post.


It'll take a while to take off but we are going to put a lot of time into this site and try to develop a larger community.


Greenballs is also right. We need to offer something for users so some thought is required.

[Greenballs]

I am certain I saw a Shayne Hammond in one of the issues... was very surprised because it is a deep Rhodie mag... the reason I no longer subscribe. Thought it'd be more up to date and with some humour but its a bit wank. However, did find a few decent contacts in there- a valuator of memorbilia, a couple of bed and breakfasts around the world which might come in handy but that's about it!


We're all over the place and will probably never be able to all meet up at once but you're right... that's the whole point of the site! Its fucking humour and a good way to keep in touch.

[Greenballs]

However... the ladies aren't really into it. Maybe you could make a separate section or something for them... not necessarily completely separate, aseveryone can still view but lets be honest, they areprobably scared to view most threads because they might find pictures of beastiality or some shit. No honestly... most threads (me to blame a lot) are full of smut. Although we KNOW the girls like it and probably check it all out, they won't pass comment on it! So maybe we have ratings or something on threads-Eg "contains smut, suitable for ladies, loads of swearing etc." A bit soft cock but I guess we should show some respect dudes... so some threads we just have to all agree that we'll be good boys about &amp; be gents when postingand stick to our smuttier shit in other threads?

[Shayne]

Agreed. Thats why we try to keep all porn and smutty pictures in Ad's Spank Bank. Once the site builds up we will have to be quite strict about it.


It also doesnt helpwhen oaks click on links at work and suddenly a naked women appears on the screen. Threads with smut should have a NSFW (not safe for work) on the thread title. Which of course means not really suitable for ladies unless they like that sort of thing.


We'll try clean it up this week and put them in the correct forums.Edited by: Poison

[Poison]

Well allI can say is that I couldn't hold back anymore and got totally wasted at my work Xmas party. But what do you expect when there is free booze from 8PM-12AM. What would you have done?smileys/smiley5.gif

[Greenballs]

Got snot flying OVA... abused the boss and then felt sorry for myself in the morning!!

[Shayne]

Hell, the forum is quiet these days with Christmas coming up.


There's hardly anyone at my work and the hardest thing i have had to do today is scratch my nuts. Edited by: Shayne

[Andora]

Yeah, most people i know have left on holiday this year.

[biffon]

shayne thats sad - talking to yourself.... smileys/smiley19.gifsmileys/smiley19.gif



well im going on holiday tomorrow - down to a little dorpie called Esperance where the fishing rocks


we going for 5 days.... see yas when i get back. smileys/smiley36.gif

[Poison]

Yes Shayne thats bad, talking to yourself whats that all about? Doesn't anyone want to talk to you?smileys/smiley36.gif


Well boys I'm off to South on Boxing Day. I can't wait. smileys/smiley4.gif

[Shayne]

HUH?


I'm off no where for Clistmas. Unfortunately.

[Shayne]

Whars everyones New Years plans?

[TiGeR]

3 story party in Capetown...but i'm getting too old for this shit...smileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

3 story party in Capetown...but i'm getting too old for this shit...smileys/smiley36.gif


Who are you there with?

[Adam]

That sounds like the best new years party to be atsmileys/smiley4.gif

[Adam]

hey dudes come talk to me?

[Shayne]

I'm here Adster. Whats the plan for new years?

[sally]

i have a fair idea that its going to envolve loads of booze!!!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[Adam]

When you wake up shaynee i'll let you knowsmileys/smiley1.gif

[FerrariSucks]

What ever you do, do it well. Make the most of the lastnight of 2005.smileys/smiley20.gif

[Adam]

WELL DONEShayne, a very very good effort on this outstanding number of posts, i think we should all get this recognition once we have accomplished such greatnesssmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gif





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[FerrariSucks]

Busy boy Shayne, well donesmileys/smiley32.gif

[Shayne]

OMG. 600??!!!??!! Thats serious, hardcore posting.

[FerrariSucks]

Next milestone 1000

[biffon]

fuck me.. i thought i was posting a lot - obviously not..





i'll have to do some spam posting to keep up

[TiGeR]

smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifAm in Cpt with a bunch of St Johns mates- Ticha Pfupajena, Greg Huntingford (just got married 2 wks ago) Malcolm Levy, Neil Thompson (got married last nite) Andrew Rouse, Owen Chirwa, Callum McGeorge, Neil Marcussen, Mark Buttress, Brendon Le Grange, &amp; my boet....


Also been lekker to spend time with the family (our first christmas together in 5 yrs) &amp; the folks who i hadnt seen in 3 yrs...they are good &amp; aging gracefully smileys/smiley2.gifShayne, maybe we can do a link from their website to yours &amp; also run a few Lone Zimbo ads in The Zimbabwean? (www.thezimbabwean.co.uk (http://www.thezimbabwean.co.uk))

[sally]

Well i have just got back from Damascus, shit flight!!! And i am way to tired to even think of going out!!! Sad hey!!! hope you all had a great New Year and got snot flying drunk!! Here is to 2006, may it be better than last year!!

[FerrariSucks]

I just got back from London. It was quite good, head is still a bit tender but no major hangover.


2006 has been good so far, lets hope it continues like this.

[Shayne]

I stayed up till 12 in the afternoon New Years, boozing with mates. I havent done that in about 10 years and hell do i feel ROTTEN. Edited by: Shayne

[biffon]

fuck shayne you beat me to it - i thought hey im gonna be the first post on page 3



I believe this is the first three page thread we have !!



well done!! smileys/smiley32.gif

[FerrariSucks]

Well 2nd and 3rd are still good postions to have well done biffonsmileys/smiley32.gifand mesmileys/smiley32.gif

[Shayne]

Four nights in a row i have gone to bed later than 3 in the morning. Serously screwed up but hey, its new years smileys/smiley11.gif

[FerrariSucks]

You are not alone and tomorrow I have to be up at 6am, don't think my alarm clock knows what that is anymoresmileys/smiley36.gif

[biffon]

well i have to get up at 04:30.... cycle 16 km's into work to be ready by 06:00 am so suck on that whiners! smileys/smiley5.gif

[biffon]

in the rain..... smileys/smiley11.gifsmileys/smiley19.gif

[Shayne]

Every heard of a car?

[biffon]

hmmm those things with 4 wheels that cost money to park in the city, fuel to get you there, then theres licencing, insurance &amp;servicing twice a year.


I save $30 a week by not taking the bus or $60 a week by not using a car (at LEAST!) smileys/smiley32.gif


i think its worth it.

[Shayne]

I catch the bus everyday and saving shitloads too bu not using my car to work.

[FerrariSucks]

I just make sure I work for a company that provides a company car and has parking at their premises, but then again, the company is based on an Industrial Estate and not in the middle of town.


I dont pay road tax, insurance, maintenance or for fuel to get to work.smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

As Biffon said. Its damn hard to read your posts without getting distracted by your av smileys/smiley36.gif

[Adam]

check the amount of members that logged on! Looking good.
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[TiGeR]

Awesome effort lads! Also lekker to have some meisies on board! smileys/smiley32.gif

[Shayne]

Yeah, fnially. Carol, our newest member,has also jumped onboard.


Things seems to be getting better.

[biffon]

pity they too shy to say anything

[Shayne]

Seems most new members are. Tiger suggested creating a new members section where perhaps they can post an introduction and be broughtly slowly into it. Thoughts?

[biffon]

yeah - a section they can see the moment they arrive -


can you protect the adults only section from non members at all?


like guests prevented from accessing it.

[Shayne]

Its already prevented. Only registered members can access that section. No idea how we can get new members to only see a certain section. I'll look into it.

[biffon]

oh ok i didnt realise it was restricted already


i was just thinking like a section dedicated to noobs offthe front forum is all

[Adam]

We may need a hole new forum section for the girls to post there ideas and stuff.Make it so they can create there own topics!!!

[TiGeR]

&amp; protect them from your "entertaining" posts mate smileys/smiley36.gif

[FerrariSucks]

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need to beat the 15 mark!!!! Come on!!!

[Shayne]

Damnit. I keep getting a SCROOK from that damn spider everytime i got to click on the forums default page. smileys/smiley36.gif

[biffon]

i thinkits cool but i think you need like a baboonspider there instead

[Shayne]

A baboon spider would take up the entire banner.

[biffon]

haha..


cool





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woowoo top 4 - poison your next chumdee!

[Shayne]

Poison is gonna get back from holiday and realise he missed 2000 posts. In fact i think everyone is going to overtake him.

[biffon]

things have really picked up for sure - smileys/smiley4.gif

[Shayne]

Wonder when Greenballs is going to come back and corrupt the forums. He is on holiday somewhere.

[biffon]

Im sitting here - in my birthday suit with a towel round my neck aircon fullball, its fucking 38Deg here and ive just had to ride 16km home in that godawful heat man i feel like a fried locust!! smileys/smiley5.gif

[Shayne]

HOLY SHIT thats hot. When i was in Sydney it was shockingly hot. Here in Auckland its a comfortable 24C.


I've got a damn headache from tryingfigure code out today. Was trying implement some sort of dropdown menu that lets you chose the order of posts. So you could see last post first or first post first. It failed. Miserably.

[Adam]

Mate when Greenballs comes back not only is he going to corrupt the forum badly(and girls he's the dude to watch out for) but even shayne's number one poster spot possisionis in troublesmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Dantik]

haha to take another soul with me i will say girls, "the sun dont shine out of adams ass either..hahasmileys/dancingemoto.gif

[FerrariSucks]

Well done guys, there is so much to see and do on this site with all the new topics, keep them comingsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gif

[Greenballs]

Settle down girls! Been busy- have to travel up- country on a weekly basis now as the season has started. However, will be around from now to corrupt and stir things a little. However, Adam is king. Girls started a thread and the first reply from Adam was about 5 inches?? Damn dude... could've given it a few morereplies!Like you style though!

[Shayne]

You're both as bad as each other if you ask me.

[FerrariSucks]

But keep the competition going, its good funsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Thats just encouraging them.

[sally]

hey guys i am back from my 5 day trip!!! omg, there are so many people now. well done guys!!!

[biffon]

Erm - yeah ok


smileys/smiley11.gif

[biffon]

We have45Forum Members -well done that deserves a round of smileys/smiley32.gif

[Greenballs]

smileys/smiley32.gif

[Adam]

seriously who is modorating this threadsmileys/smiley5.gifneed to make it a NSFW thread.

[biffon]

i have moved offending post to the body paintingthread - here:


http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/Forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=377& (http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/Forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=377&amp;PN=1) amp;PN=1

[Greenballs]

Sorry... wasn't thinking?? Bad boy- forgot!

[Shayne]

The moderators of Chief Baboon will make your anus weep the salty tears of submission if you put a foot wrong.

[Greenballs]

Ahhhh... anal dribble???

[Greenballs]

What the fuck... sat on your face for a piss maybe.

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.giftoo funny!!! If we dont wear a bra (including us with firm breasts) they will eventually sag, bras are also there for support. Im sure you guys dont like sagging racks??!!

[Greenballs]

So you're bragging about your firmness then... and agreed- bra maintains that defying gravity concept!! And of course we don't like sag bags... except SH?

[sally]

thats nasty!!! smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

Yeah... prefered talking about racks!

[sally]

mate, i know im firm!!!

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifyou are killing me!!!!

[Greenballs]

I like the confidence &amp; never doubted it... said you were bragging and now you really are!!

[Greenballs]

Actually... now that I come to think about it, I think you might be having us on? So guess you'll just have to post a pic for proof then??

[Greenballs]

Doesn't take much

[Greenballs]

Is that the first 4 pager???

[sally]

look at the pic forum!!

[Greenballs]

which one?

[sally]

i think im the first one to post on the 4 pager, come to mamma, daddys drunk!!!!

[sally]

the one i posted. just about to go diving

[Greenballs]

And it's called the pic forum?&gt;

[Greenballs]

I think you're also top of the league with posts per day at this stage chicken... you're cruisin'!

[sally]

ahh thanks mate, im doing some catch up after my 5 days away!!!

[sally]

yeah, thats the one!!!smileys/smiley9.gifsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

I will be looking soon and offer my very experienced thoughts!

[sally]

you just do that hey!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

I will but don't believe u?

[Greenballs]

Won't be long before you're Tiger league! Then onto king Babooness!!

[sally]

you mean queen babooness!!!

[sally]

smileys/smiley2.gifok, tell you what ask any of my mates!!!

[Greenballs]

Don't know your mates... still looking for that pic forum- had me going there!!!

[sally]

hahaha!! it is there, look carefully!!

[Greenballs]

Clues... where???

[sally]

the running thread!!

[Greenballs]

Let you know the difference after I find the apparent firmrack post!

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.gifdo let me know!!!

[Greenballs]

Queen babooness then!!

[Greenballs]

Had a look... not what I expected... can't really tell because the cossie could be assisting? However, I do believe you- fit chasis gives it away! Don't get a big head now!

[sally]

that cossie has no underwire, it just wrapps around!! what you mean not what you expected?

[Greenballs]

Not sure what I meant- thought you were going on about a picture which had a bit more proof thats all... less covered if you know what I mean. But then my coffee was cold I guess!

[sally]

smileys/smiley2.gifyou are a star!!!


behold, all bow to queen babooness!!!

[sally]

hahaha, sorry mate maybe next time hey!!!

[Greenballs]

No false promises in here hey!

[Greenballs]

Calmer... when you get there!!

[Greenballs]

You're still monkey status! Shayne is Chief baboon- guess over 500 you could join the ranks of baboons

[sally]

smileys/smiley19.gifok i will wait untill then!!!


behold all bow to queen monkey!!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley2.gif

[Greenballs]

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[sally]

smileys/smiley19.gif

[Greenballs]

Dry your eyes and don't be spiteful

[sally]

ok they are dry now! smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

sorry... distracted

[sally]

i got cut off!!! stupid line and server!!!!

[Greenballs]

me too

[sally]

my body clock has been mucked up!! i am so tired and its almost midday!!!

[Greenballs]

best thing for that is just to get plastered... then sleep. Deal with a hangover for one day and you're back to normal

[sally]

i had such a bad hangover in singapore, everybody came to my room and started to take photos!!! i think im going to calm down with the drinking, 5 days of drinking and im enough, my poor kidneys!!!! Pilots are nasty!!!

[Greenballs]

Sing is a great place to party!! Always stop over for a night or two... Orchard rd rocks! Bloody expensive dopping there though!

[sally]

we went to chimes, it directly in front of our hotel!! we used to go to china jump, but its closed now, but i found a new party at insomnia!!! fantastic, there are 2 bands that play there!! the drinks are not that expensive, but find a hosty or pilot and you get a discount!!!

[Greenballs]

try bricks at the Hyatt next time!

[sally]

will do!! they have a Ministery of sound there now! didnt go but 2 of our guys went and said it was fantastic!!

[Greenballs]

Probably went there as its also a pick up spot!

[sally]

its just recently opened. i will go the next time i get a singapore, but i will definatly go to bricks!!!

[Greenballs]

One for the lads who go through Sing... try 7 floors of whores (and take that literally!!)

[Shayne]

THis shit that is flying through this thread is scary. I like it.

[sally]

omg, just read the posts, what was that all about? smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley9.gif

[Shayne]

You tell us smileys/smiley36.gif

[sally]

Its amazing what a bottle of Jacobs Creek will do to ya!!!smileys/smiley9.gif

[Shayne]

You and greenballs were having a great chin wag yesterday. Quite hilarious.

[sally]

I enjoy GBs humour, he had me in stitches!!

[Shayne]

Yeah. He is even more funny when he drinks. Although he dribbles.

[sally]

hahaha, he wasnt drunk he was still at work, i look forward to chatting with him when he is drunk!!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

Just watch out for the dribble. And he sits down to pee.

[sally]

hahaha, i will watch out!!!

[Shayne]

Moved that convo to off topic for you sal as requested.

[sally]

thanks babe, now the Girls Forum is just that!!! you are a smileys/smiley10.gif

[Shayne]

Why thank you. I'm here all week,

[sally]

Im not cause im flying but i will still be catching up with my girls forum!!! The Mother has a funny post!!! could get quite interesting hey, especially with some of the guys on here!!! But beware she has some good come backs!!!

[Shayne]

Seen her advice for Greenballs? smileys/smiley36.gif

[sally]

hahaha, i cant stop laughing!!!smileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gifsmileys/smiley36.gif

[Shayne]

sal, ask Roger to come join us.

[sally]

I did he said he had a look, you know what he is like!!! Has a comment about everything, think he is having a bad day!! He is always out working too, so dont know when he will have a chance, i will talk to him again, ok!! smileys/smiley2.gif

[Shayne]

Yeah no worries. Isnt he moving to Dubai?

[sally]

No he is still in Fuj, i am not to sure about his plans anymore,I do know he wants to stay there, he says dubai is too fast and too stressful!!! He wont even come and visit me, i always go and see him!!

[Shayne]

So cool. All the males at my work are taking off Friday to go play a round of golf. Sweet.


Nothing like a lazy Friday playing golf when everyone else is working.

[FerrariSucks]

Lucky bastard.


I'm out on the road on Friday will try get home early so should be done by 2pm.

[Shayne]

Out meeting customers?

[FerrariSucks]

all the time. seen 4 this week.


This week I have travelled from Southampton to Birmingham then onto Wrexham (North Wales), upto Warrington (near Manchester) (go Manchester United) then back down to Birmingham and finally back home.



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[biffon]

omg ive missed two pages of dribble!!



you two can talk shit you do know that dont you- and all in the name of ramping up your posts

[Shayne]

Wait for the next forum. You have to post to generate cash and cash is king.


Biff, i still need to work on that baboon photo.

[biffon]

yaya - dis wil be good ya smileys/smiley4.gif


what is the main point of the cash BTW is it just for extra humour or is there any real significance?

[biffon]

i know we will be able to use it to redeem things... but how extensive will it be - you will have to generate monster code for it im sure

[Shayne]

Well for each post you get x cash. It take so much cash to buy a custom title for a member(or yourself). You can also purchase neon, italics, bold etc usernames. Youcan buy lottery tickets to try earn extra xash etc or bank your money to earn interest.I will also incorporate sports betting eventually where someone will do lines on any sporting event. It makes for a fun forum.


It may sound a bit much but after a few days and you'll really enjoy it.

[biffon]

i like the sports betting - that is cool!


i think you have a great plan there- do you know of any other sites that have something similar?

[Greenballs]

Now we're talking- can you buy posts? Can you fine people etc?

[Shayne]

Admins will be able to fine people.Why would you want to buy a post though?


If i put in the reputation system, everytime someone postively reps you, you'll get postive cash for it.Negative rep for a post will take down you inrep and cash.

[Greenballs]

Bit like buying miles to top up to a certain level? But I guess you could have bonus posts rather- ie hit 500 &amp; you get something in return!

[Shayne]

Nah, nothing like that. There will be a ladder system like here where the more posts you make the higher you go but the goal in the new forum is to make cash and buy fag titles for the newbies smileys/smiley36.gif. And get high rep.

[Greenballs]

Good luck with it nd it'll make for more fun

[Shayne]

Its not fun already?

[Greenballs]

After I wrote that I thought you'd take it the wrong way... add to the fun know cheese! It's already fun &amp; bloody addictive as well... so dry your eyes and go &amp; lick some salty tears off someone elses balloon knot!!

[Shayne]

You're trying to come on to me again arent you?

[biffon]

greenballs hitting on shayne??? - NEVER!!

[Shayne]

Honest.


Heartbeat is optional for GB.

[biffon]

Honest.


Heartbeat is optional for GB.








outstanding..... i will remember to hide my cat if GB visits.

[TiGeR]

OH MY GODFATHERS (&amp; i have 3 of them...ALL useless bastards!)...smileys/smiley36.gifthis thread has generated a WHOLE heap of shit talk!..i LIKE it!

[FerrariSucks]

Damn, so much action on one page.


I think the new site is going to be the Dogs Bollocks (thats a good thing).


I like the betting and fining with keep people very active on the site.smileys/smiley32.gif