10000+ Posts Executive VIP Lounge

[jiggs]

So here I am and there are no cold beers.. Where is everybody?

[pennymac]

well you're first in, so you'd better stock the fridge.
I'll come back when the wine has cooled down, I have a long story about how terrible my flight to Cairns was, but it will definitely need cold wine:)

[ozwheels]

Interest has clearly fallen off this week. At the time of writing this, in the previous 24 hours only 30 members had logged on and of those only 10 had posted!!!!
Hopefully it is only a temporary thing while interest is focused on the Obama/Osama saga!!!

[Shayne]

10 000 posts!! Shit, you're even beating me!

Yeah, not too sure why interest keeps falling - plenty of visitors most of the time.

[Chick]

So here I am and there are no cold beers.. Where is everybody?

Welcome Jiggs, we have been waiting a while for you, but now that you are here......

I have instructed members to do the following:-

light up the braai with two side fires for extra's, like baked potatoes and stick bread
make up the beds and generally clean the sleeping area
stock the bar
stock the deep freeze
bring the DJ system from the office and plug that all in
stock the kitchen with much food and nyama

is there anything else you would like, don't worry, the welcome party will begin as soon as the members get there bums into gear and make a plan.

[melianna12]

In my company we arrange seminars for parents to help them with rehabilitation of hearing-impaired children, excellent info and free for them, and still we need to give them all good prods to make sure they show up for each one!
It's hard to appreciate good things sometimes... TCB is very much loved by many people, surely including me :)

[jiggs]

Welcome Jiggs, we have been waiting a while for you, but now that you are here......

I have instructed members to do the following:-

light up the braai with two side fires for extra's, like baked potatoes and stick bread
make up the beds and generally clean the sleeping area
stock the bar
stock the deep freeze
bring the DJ system from the office and plug that all in
stock the kitchen with much food and nyama

is there anything else you would like, don't worry, the welcome party will begin as soon as the members get there bums into gear and make a plan.

Had some cheese and onion bread the other day was the best braai accompanyment ever perhaps Sally could bring some - I have the recipe.
and I can do some sliced rare steak for a snack.

How many members do we have in this lounge

[pennymac]

How is it I have so few posts? I'm always on here.
Anyway, since I don't have enough posts, I'll leave you too it...after Jiggs has handed over the bread recipe. We're having a braai on friday, I'd like to give it a go.

[Shayne]

How is it I have so few posts? I'm always on here.
Anyway, since I don't have enough posts, I'll leave you too it...after Jiggs has handed over the bread recipe. We're having a braai on friday, I'd like to give it a go.

You need to post whore in the running threads section!

[Mullah]

I dont know Jiggs........................ I think you are getting credited for my posts Somehow I think Shayne screwed up the system and you jumped in there ahead of the rest of us. However Well done!!!

[Tricky Nicky]

Eish, I have a hell of a long way to go! Guess I don't spend enough time on here! :smiley5:

[Chick]

I put it to vote from the other 10,000 plus posters that in honour of Jiggs becoming a member we have an open party for all members. ... perhaps when they see our lounge and facilities they will post more and join in the fun.

Chick is definitely in the mood for a party to what say you folks?

Can we have an open party ! IF so, I baggsies not arranging it further than what I have done already, hahaha, left instructions.

But I will promise to arrive in suitable party clothes and not hospital PJ's, and NO I won't be doing a fancy dress.

So could we please, put in a yes or not vote and lets get this party started.

[ozwheels]

I'll drink to that!!!!

[Tricky Nicky]

Me too - and I will even come in Fancy Dress! :smiley2:

[Belladonna]

Ooooh, if it's fancy dress you can count me in!! Loooove fancy dress!!

[jiggs]

I'll go for fancy and perhaps Mullah could bring some of his top 100. any one wants the bread recipe PM me - Penny coming soon to a message center near you

[jiggs]

Its so very lonely here on a sunday and every other day for that matter

[Armstrong-Abbott]

Hi Jiggs :wavey:

[licorice]

Jiggs honey, if you want to light the braai and get set I will get the drinks poured and we can have a chat, who knows some others my pop in.

[Chick]

well I am propping up the bar in the dark corner guys, walk over and share a toot eksay

[licorice]

Yeah Chick, I will grab another whisky and join you in the dark corner and watch.

[jiggs]

Ahh cool not everyone has passed out. Chick I'll have a scotch and water. Fires going and wil be ready for the Vors in 20 min, whose making the sadza

[licorice]

must we have sadza, I would love a baked potato, just wrap in foil and throw in the coals. another whisky here please. move over chicky and jiggs, let me near the fire please.

[Chick]

sorry Lic, sadza is a must but we can chuck the potatoes in now

[pennymac]

I'll make the sadza, I make it in Perth, and then when we go to SA I make it there too, I've taken over as the official sadza maker in my family.
Jiggs hun, where is my onion bread recipe? Since you haven't sent it, you'll have to make it this time :)

[doug-g]

Hope I'm not too late
Wors & sadza YUM
I'll have a Castle too please

[pennymac]

No, no, I think it's still on. One Castle coming right up.
I'll have a savannah thanks, I've come to like them.

[jiggs]

I'll make the sadza, I make it in Perth, and then when we go to SA I make it there too, I've taken over as the official sadza maker in my family.
Jiggs hun, where is my onion bread recipe? Since you haven't sent it, you'll have to make it this time :)


Sorry Doll - have been busy of late




Cheese and Onion Loaf

3 and third cups self raising flour,
2tsp baking powder.
1pkt knor white onion soup powder,
half cup of grated cheddar, mix together.

Add carton buttermilk, add 1/2 cup of milk in b/milk carton to rinse out, add 2 flour mix as well.

Mix in 1 egg. Pour into greased pan, put grated cheese on top, sprinkle cayenne pepper.

Bake 180deg for about 1 hr.

Hey presto u have my bread.

Enjoy. X

We had some problems with the bread flopping after baking hence the baking powder but since then magic

[Chick]

Hope I'm not too late
Wors & sadza YUM
I'll have a Castle too please

eeeeish, we have a gatecrasher, or is Doug been signed in as a special member?

1000+ posts club members rules to be discussed

[doug-g]

Tee Hee

Quite a few gate crashers (isn't it the 10,000 posts Lounge - not 1,000)

:whistling:

I'll just sneak out - thanks for the sadza, wors & beer :smiley36:

[licorice]

Shhhhhhhhhh dont tell them Dougie, there are so few of the 10,000 post plus members, we need to gatecrash to keep them happy. :smiley2:

[Chick]

Tee Hee

Quite a few gate crashers (isn't it the 10,000 posts Lounge - not 1,000)

:whistling:

I'll just sneak out - thanks for the sadza, wors & beer :smiley36:

no don'tgo - (chick runs to the stoop and rugby dives Doug around the neck, dragging him back to the bar), I was merely teasing.

[jiggs]

no don'tgo - (chick runs to the stoop and rugby dives Doug around the neck, dragging him back to the bar), I was merely teasing.

Chick gets sent to the sin bin for dangerous tackles and spilling beer, Doug gets called back to finish his beer or whats left of it.

[Chick]

Chick gets sent to the sin bin for dangerous tackles and spilling beer, Doug gets called back to finish his beer or whats left of it.


shucks, I so hate that sin bin, but I shall take it on the chin. How long do I have to stay and can I take my drink and food with me? I'm so hungry and thristy and the braai smells like heaven, you can't punish me twice Jiggy, that's just cruel. I'll buy Doug a new shumba.

[doug-g]

Doug limps back into the Pub :smiley18: That was some tackle !!!!
No beer spilled though - :smiley20:
Chick, I'll bail you out, & here's a dop - Food's over there on the table

[licorice]

Ok everyone, now lets just chill, I need another whisky on ice, and I am so hungry. Move over Jiggs, Dougie come sit down.

[doug-g]

Thank's Lic, here's your scotch on the rocks
This is quite the larney lounge - I feel very privileged to be allowed to visit - only 9,610 posts till I can become a member !!!!!!!

[licorice]

Better get posting boet.

MMM that whisky is good.

[Chick]

Let me out

[licorice]

Come on Chicky, pull up that chair, squeeze in beside Doug.

[jiggs]

Got a bit of smoked Tiger fish here if anyone is peckish

[licorice]

Yes please that sounds delish

[gertrude]

Fairly sure I don't have 10K posts..

Nevertheless, yes, thanks, Jiggs...but really wish I had caught it myself...

[pennymac]

oh Jiggs, yuuummmm! yes please.

[Chick]

This is me, sticky fingers from rolling my sadza balls, stomach bulging, eyes crossed from much to much drink,

*chick leaves the party for a nap*

[jiggs]

Hic, Chick its too early to go there is still booze left. Oh well we can carry on again when you wake up again

[Chick]

Ya but when it comes to drinking, this chick is a lightie eksay. Just a short nap to recover and I shall return. I fancy a dance session when I return. Who's the DJ - let's get some notes tuned eksay!!

[jiggs]

Ok get the team together lets flick some hoof

[Chick]

Fantastic, this Dj is excellent - who's doing the tunes eksay?

[pennymac]

oh gosh, it's getting a bit messy in here, plates everywhere, I'll wash, who's drying?

[licorice]

Drying up all done. Now to sit back and relax for a while, such good company, its great.

[Chick]

My head is spinning, stop the world spinning please

[pennymac]

I'm told holding onto the ground helps.

[jiggs]

Wadda I miss damn that Poncho's is good stuff

[pennymac]

it looks like Chickie might have had a bit much.

[jiggs]

Chick you can doss on the couch, dont drive home like that

[Chick]

Drive, I can't even stand, gonna go nap on the couch, don't wake me for a few days

[jiggs]

Chick shall we get you teddy bear? Licorice turn the music down

[licorice]

Music down, pull the duvet up over Chick and lets leave her to sleep. I am going outside to sit and watch the sunrise. Who is coming with me?

[doug-g]

I love sunrises - count me in

[jiggs]

Yip me too anyone for a bloody mary with their breakfast

[doug-g]

Marguerita please - need my vitamin C

[boards]

i have 590 odd posts to go so ill sit outside in the street and smell the wors and listen to the sounds of merriment chourousing into the evening air. snobs.

[jiggs]

Cancell the bloody mary for me got little mexicans running around in my head

[boards]

So what do I have to do to get a drink around here?

No huge welcome party, or fireworks... ??

[doug-g]

:smiley20::star::rock::peace::party::cheer2:



Happy now ????????

[boards]

thanks D-G.. awefully quiet around these parts.

[Sam Edwards]

it is very quiet what are we going to do to get a firework up everyones behinds and get things going??

[gertrude]

Personally, I have shied away from this thread because I don't have 10,000+ posts...

However, I'm a bit weary of TCB telling me I should be off to bed, or I should know where my children are. My kids are all over 21...it's up to them now!!!:smiley36::smiley36:

[Shayne]

Boards gave me a free pass for this thread so i could be his wing man. Party time!

[pennymac]

woohoo, good to see you Shayne, get a drink, there's plenty of food, help yourself.

[boards]

made some changes around here.....

[Tricky Nicky]

OMG, I want that bar. I am going to have to transform the Kinky Zebra - absolutely brilliant, I just love it! :smiley20: :smiley20: :smiley20:

[jiggs]

So what do I have to do to get a drink around here?

No huge welcome party, or fireworks... ??


Sorry Boards - fireworks got damp a couple of months ago and since then its been very lonley here. Improvements to the pub look great - where is the fridge?

[pennymac]

Jiggs hun, I though you ran off with the fireworks?
That bar is pretty awesome though, it reminds me of the swim up bars they have in Bali...you do look like a prune after a while.

[Tricky Nicky]

I used to love the one at the Rainbow Hotel in Vic Falls - it was awesome! :smiley20:

[jiggs]

Jiggs hun, I though you ran off with the fireworks?
That bar is pretty awesome though, it reminds me of the swim up bars they have in Bali...you do look like a prune after a while.

But at least you dont have to leave to go to the loo hey Pen:whistling:

[zimboykie]

I used to love the one at the Rainbow Hotel in Vic Falls - it was awesome! :smiley20:

Wasn't there also a swim-up bar at the residents' pool at Caribbea Bay; l'm sure l vaguely remember one?