Thickest person in sport

[TiGeR]

Who do you think is the thickest person in sport (players/ coaches/ managers) & WHY? (i.e. example of what they said/ did...


I say Gavin Henson (welsh &; British &; Irish Lions centre) who yesterday claimed to be the Eric Cantona of rugby! stupid Taff!

[Shayne]

Man, i gotta go through my archives and pull out a few more.


I'll never forget acommentator saying"She has scored on more than 50% of her shots on target and is the only one with more than two goals with a overall shooting percentage higher than 30%. That is good. She is underrated."

[TiGeR]

During the lunch break of the just -completed cricket test match between South Africa and Australia, Mark Nicholas was asking Shane Warne to explain some of his bowling actions for the younger viewers. While explaining one particular ball, the conversation went as follows:

SW: For this one you want to keep your hand as straight as possible.
MN: You don't want cock in your hand?
SW: No, you definitely don't want cock in your hand.

[Greenballs]

Van Dewesteizen (or however its spelt?) has got to be the dumbest fother fucker I've heard in an interview!!


Typical Boka... "don't forget that the incident happened when the referee closed one eye and ceased to see the Springboks!"


"People say he has big balls but maybe its a case of big balls and a small brain!" Coulthard on Monttoya's tactics.

[Greenballs]

Classic... "I'm going to gut him like a fish. I'm going to cut his heart out... he's a tamato can! This is going to be first class education in humility."


Mike Tyson.

[Greenballs]

"My shoes have 18- carat gold on the sides. That is something toally different. They shine unbelievably and hopefully that can distract my opponents."


Maria Sharapova (mmm!) Watched her play in Chiang Mai Vs Serena Williams... she can be dumber and I still would!

[sally]

David Beckham, i am so sorry but if you watched Ali G when he interviewd beckham you will understand!! He just has to open his mouth and i cringe!!!!

[biffon]

my TOP has to be SA in the world cup semi final against Australia 1999,


1 run needed to go through to the final ... Klusener called for a single and Allan Donald was picking his nose, got run out then dived INTO the stumps!! haha what an idiot!!





they ended up drawing the match and Aus went through on run difference

[FerrariSucks]

David Beckham, i am so sorry but if you watched Ali G when he interviewd beckham you will understand!! He just has to open his mouth and i cringe!!!!


You probably havn't heard Frank Lampard from Chelski FC then, not only is he as thick as Beckham but he has the most gay south london accent I have ever heard.


Uploads/FerrariSucks/2006-01-02_132043_200px-Lampardwithball.jpg

[sally]

and there i thought beckham was a wop!!! i never know if i should laugh or cry when i hear some of these guys talk!! i feel sorry for their wifes but they are just as bad!!!

[Greenballs]

It's usually one of those: "Ja, I'm not so clever but I can lift heavy things!!"

[biffon]

who remembers that leon Shuster movie where the cop finds the dead guy lying on the road -


policeman writing report - "one arm on road, one leg on road, head on pav,, er , pave, paverm,


aaagh -*kick, one head on road"

[Greenballs]

Humour... a classic. He had so many rib crackers! That chap working for removals company. The address is on a slope, he parks and opens the doors and hundreds of tennis balls roll out and he's chasing them trying to catch some. At the end he doesn't even have a ball in hand... just shaking his pip. The petrol attendant one... he wipes the dipstick on the Dutchman's tie and gets a good fuck slap... ha, ha!

[biffon]

the best has to be the "snake in the suitcase" skit..


im sure more than one person has wet themselve with that one..





aussies just dont get our humor though - i showed "beautiful people" to some aussies - the one one laughing was me...

[TiGeR]

ja, some good humour...now get back to the topic at hand!

[biffon]

hehe


what was it again? - oh yeah stupid people


well that boxer kissing the other boxer before the bout now thats stupid smileys/smiley18.gifsmileys/smiley11.gif

[FerrariSucks]

your right wtf was he thinking

[sally]

wtf, two boxers were kissing??!! You have just proved my point! Rugby and cricket all the way!!! They only other sport where the men dont jump on each other and hug and kiss is F1! Now that i do enjoy watching!!

[TiGeR]

Come now children, this is not the "Sports Off topic" forum...

[sally]

sorry tiger

[TiGeR]

:sport06: no worries! I think another couple of stoopid asses have GOT to be the following rugger coaches/ players- David Nucifora (Blues) Kobus Van der Merwe -coach, & Peter Grant (Stormers)

The Blues may have lost both their pre-season matches, but coach David Nucifora is more concerned about the number of penalties his team is conceding than the actual results of these Super 14 warm-up matches. Despite the error-ridden match rarely providing a spectacle, Nucifora was far from discouraged ahead of the Blues' final trial against the Western Force in Auckland on Saturday.
"It was a reasonably good hit out. I'm not disappointed where we're at. I thought we had the better of the second and fourth quarters," he said.

'Maybe this scoreline tells you that we won't be automatically relegated' Peter Grant Van der Merwe also hit back at critics who have dismissed his team as relegation fodder in the inaugural Super 14. The lowest finishing South African team will drop out of the competition next year to make way for the Southern Spears.
"People have written the Stormers off. Maybe this scoreline tells you that we won't be automatically relegated," he said of the 68-point victory margin.

TiGeR says- Hey Kobus- Try playing BOTH halves against 15 men before you start rating yourselves! (the Southern Spears played 9 mins of the 1st half & the entire 2nd half with 14 men due to a red card)

Stormers are a bunch of blouses- cant even be original in their selection of colours!

[calmc]

I think it should go to all the foreign premiership managers like Jose Morinho and Arsene Wenger. If you're going to work in an english country, then at least learn to speak the language correctly.

[biffon]

yeah how long has wenger been in the UK and he still doesnt have a pom accent!! :respekt:

[biffon]

there is a new favorite for stupidest sports star
Ben Cousins, "Former" captain of the West Coast Eagles AFL team.
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Last year, he was feted as the Australian Football League's Brownlow Medallist, the competition's best and fairest.

Now alcohol has brought the former West Coast Eagles' Ben Cousins back to Earth. The champion rover and fans' Player of the Year was forced to resign from his club's captaincy after he admitted he'd abandoned his car to avoid a police breath test.

As David Weber reports from Perth, this is the second time in less than a year that the AFL player has had a brush with the law.

DAVID WEBER: It was shortly after midnight on February the 12th when Cousins pulled up his car about 50 metres from a booze bus in suburban Perth.

Cousins got out and took off, leaving his passengers in the Mercedes four-wheel drive in the middle of the Canning Highway.

After several days of speculation, Ben Cousins made the announcement that everyone was expecting.

BEN COUSINS: After considering my position over the last few days, I've decided to stand down as captain of the West Coast Eagles Football Club. I understand that through a few errors of judgement I put enormous pressure and scrutiny on the footy club. I did not intend for this to happen.

he is now also the most forwarded topic in Australian workplace emails... with a series of "Hoff" like caractures being created in honour of his ordeal.

some literature on his advetures..
http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2006/s1575110.htm
http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,18233036-23211,00.html
http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,18247211-23211,00.html#

[TiGeR]

WHat a ripper!...i think big 'dell is another man to add to the list- these rugger boys seem to enjoy the 'bad boy' after hours legend image- remember James Small, James Dalton in SA, Troy Flavell (Flavell sheds 'bad boy' image-Back home and ready for action

All Black utility forward Troy Flavell, back with the Blues after almost two years of playing club rugby in Japan, is eager to shed the "bad boy" image that was once the trademark of his career. Flavell (29) is available for selection for the Blues, who face the Reds in Brisbane on Saturday in a Super 14 match between two of the four teams who have yet to win this season. In an interview on the Blues' website Flavell said he is keen to make a new start after a somewhat checkered career. "I'm trying to leave that past behind me and start afresh, but you see over and over again that tired little statement 'bad boy etc'. I realise it is going to take a while to kick that," Flavell said. He has played 15 Tests for the All Blacks at lock/blindside flanker in 2000-2001 and wants to begin this new phase of his rugby career by inspiring the Blues forward pack) & Ron Cribb in NZ & now Matt Henjak & Wendell Sailor in Oz...as for 'dell, either he is a drunk, is stupid, is a slow learner, or is ALL three! :smiley36:
Sailor suspended, sent home by 'Tahs
Monday February 20 2006
Ban includes loss of a match fee and undisclosed fine
Waratahs wing Wendell Sailor has been suspended for one match and fined for inappropriate behaviour after being involved in a drunken altercation with a fan outside a Cape Town nightclub in the early hours of Saturday morning.
http://www.planetrugby.com/mediastore/images/rugby365/Super_12/wendell_sailor_tahs_pensive_200.jpg
Sailor: Pondering his future

[Moses]

my TOP has to be SA in the world cup semi final against Australia 1999,


1 run needed to go through to the final ... Klusener called for a single and Allan Donald was picking his nose, got run out then dived INTO the stumps!! haha what an idiot!!





they ended up drawing the match and Aus went through on run difference
One of my favourite sporting moments ;)

http://www.sportal.com.au/photos/wallpaper/000011img800.jpg

[biffon]

yeah that was my all time favorite too... haha what a corker!!!

[Moses]

It's up there with the Shaun "Duckworth Lewis" Pollock and Mark "Blocker" Boucher ;)

[Shayne]

Funny how Sailor popped into this thread earlier on in the year and is still in shit today.

[TiGeR]

He's just a bad boy for life! :smiley36: