zambezilover
07-13-2006, 09:27 PM
> >
> >BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER
> >Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not
forwarding 50
> >billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe
> >if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a
breast
> >on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed
> >before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
> >
> >And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give
you, and
> >everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh,
> >looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid
> >by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
> >
> >What a bunch of bullshit.
> >
> >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and
> >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
was
> >started by St Peter in 5AD and
> >brought to this country by midget
> >pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
> >Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me
> >something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of
your
> >closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will
> >somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90
> >times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think
about
> >what you're actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards.
> >Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
> >
> >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
to
> >leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
it. If
> >it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel
> >guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied
to the
> >arse of a dead elephant for 27
> >years and whose only salvation is the 5
> >cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
> >
> >Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning Your
> >underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> >
> >Have a nice day.
> >Billy Connolly
> >
> >P.S: Send ME 15 bucks and then fuck off
> >
> >BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER
> >Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not
forwarding 50
> >billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe
> >if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a
breast
> >on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed
> >before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
> >
> >And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give
you, and
> >everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
Ooooh,
> >looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid
> >by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
> >
> >What a bunch of bullshit.
> >
> >Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and
> >sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that
was
> >started by St Peter in 5AD and
> >brought to this country by midget
> >pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
> >Fuck 'em!! If you're going to forward something, at least send me
> >something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of
your
> >closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
will
> >somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90
> >times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think
about
> >what you're actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards.
> >Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
> >
> >The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
to
> >leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete
it. If
> >it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them
feel
> >guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied
to the
> >arse of a dead elephant for 27
> >years and whose only salvation is the 5
> >cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
> >
> >Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
morning Your
> >underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
> >
> >Have a nice day.
> >Billy Connolly
> >
> >P.S: Send ME 15 bucks and then fuck off
> >