Rate the Avatar above you..

[Shayne]

Right. Seeing as avs are changing so damn quickly around here, its time to make a running thread about avs.

Make a comment or funny chirp regarding the posters av above you.

Seeing as I am number one, I cant comment so next one starts.

[Poison]

Out of 2 I would give her 1 and pretty hard..

[Shayne]

I wonder what she is looking at.

[Richard]

she looks like she has just had a bit of kermit lovin

[Kirsty]

I thought Kermit was into Miss Piggie?

[Shayne]

Taz looks like he has his knickers in a knot

[sally]

Do my boobs look big in this??

[chantillylace]

Not sure if that statue is a man with wishful thinking or one helluva f***ing lucky woman!

[Shayne]

That is one officer that could give me a full body search.

[biffon]

Eric i need you I cant deny it anymore!

[zambezilover]

bravehearts biffon boyfriend

[Shayne]

^ Best bum in the world?

[Richard]

and she still has a restraining order on shayne

[Shayne]

^ Calmc and Richard in fancy dress at the office party.

[Richard]

and she is still going to court!!!

ps:at least i keep them as my avatar and dont change them to photo's with cum stains on them.:sterb041:

[Shayne]

^ Possibly the worst carpet colour i have ever seen. Random but true.

[Richard]

do you think she would get a part in cats?

[zambezilover]

kermit being unfaithful

[Richard]

skid mark

[Poison]

I can't feel it, harder harder..

[Richard]

so that is what mum uses this stick for

[Poison]

Im getting bored..

[zambezilover]

wheres my chicken nuggets

[FerrariSucks]

damn tan lines

[zambezilover]

why you looking at my ball

[Poison]

Does my ass look big in this?

[zambezilover]

damn painfull

[Poison]

I need a shit..

[Richard]

sold in order to stop nose pickers

[chantillylace]

Stop sniffing your drugs up off the carpet you naughty boy - use Miss Piggy's mirror like everybody else!

[FerrariSucks]

mmmmmmmmmmm boobies

[Shayne]

Wow Ronaldo. Even with thsoe badly drawn legs you still mananged to beat England all by yourself?

[Richard]

whats that by your foot?

[Shayne]

Can muppets get carpet burn?

[Richard]

shanye's stalking me

[Shayne]

I miss Piggy. Lets try bacon flavoured lubricant.

[Richard]

now shayne's touching himself

[Poison]

Pull my hair..

[Richard]

mom is this sharp?

[Shayne]

This carpet smells funny. Everyone check your shoes.

[Richard]

do you like my boob job, i was a man

[zambezilover]

harder harder

[Poison]

Check my tan line..

[Richard]

poison get's nailed

[Shayne]

Kermit drives snoopy home..

[chantillylace]

Damnit - that bloody beautician missed a couple of hairs in my pit!

[Richard]

cause i am worth it...

[Poison]

Its starting to hurt now..

[biffon]

you know you want my bod!

[Poison]

And you know you want mine..

[Richard]

lesbian action

[Poison]

Have you got a pillow for me?

[FerrariSucks]

i need more oil

[Poison]

Ah please can I play?

[zambezilover]

ahhh zambezilover you are a sex god and i need to worship your manhood

[Poison]

Squeeze me..

[biffon]

i like itsy bitsy teeny weeny black bikinis

[zambezilover]

do you want to come for a swim with me

[Shayne]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Richard]

i'm an alien, i can look in two different directions....see

[Poison]

I dont think I'm liking this anymore..

[calmc]

I could eat steel with my jaw!!!:smiley20:

[Richard]

seriously i just planted this seed and the next thing

[Shayne]

Well the question of whether Kermit is left or right handed is now answered.

[biffon]

this is my "blue steel" look
a follow on from my famous "ferrari" pose!

[calmc]

Are my boobs even?:smiley20:

[Shayne]

The Aliens "Jointus" from the planet "Dube" prepare to invade Earth from their huge mothership.

[Poison]

Has anyone got lip ice

[biffon]

does my brazilian show in this?

[calmc]

Shit, I forgot to use the conditioner this morning!!:smiley20::smiley20:

[biffon]

chicken little was right, the sky must be falling down!!!

[zambezilover]

what you looking at?

[FerrariSucks]

ask nicely and i will take them off

[Shayne]

Look at my winkie.

[Richard]

:5eek:

[FerrariSucks]

can you smell burning rubber?

[TiGeR]

either pass me the ball or i'll kick you in the pills & give you a reason to writhe on the ground like the rest of them soccer playin jessicas!:smiley36:

[Shayne]

Just too cute. Remind me again how big and lethal they get?

[TiGeR]

i'll let you stroke mine if you let me stroke yours...grrr! :smiley36:

[Shayne]

^ Ha hahahahahahah! Hilarious.

Am i the only one to think that tiger looks cross-eyed?

[FerrariSucks]

I got rid of my double chin but now I have a double throat

[zambezilover]

do you think this red shirt makes me look pale?

[calmc]

If I turn around, you'll see that I'm actually a lady boy! Thus Shayne would love me to bits.:smiley20:

[biffon]

sorry ferrari's av nearly made me swallow my gum!! haha brilliant

[Shayne]

I cant swim, will you be my lifeguard?

(I had to give Ferrarisucks that Av. I couldnt resist)

[biffon]

sorry i cant be your lifguard im too busy sucking my gut in!

[Shayne]

Easy there tiger. Angelina will bitch slap your Av Adrina Lima into yesterday.

[biffon]

no arguments there methinks... id hit em both.

as for yer av...
is that a pistol in yer pants or are you pleased to see me...

weak i know i have lost inspiration cause its the end of the day...
home time!

[calmc]

Don't be shocked, but this is all you get! I have no lower body!!:smiley20:

[Richard]

so my dog pissed on this tree

[calmc]

Kermit keeps going because he has to go round the edges with me! This is because Shayne stretched my arse!:smiley20:

[Poison]

Ok, who planted my seeds?

[Shayne]

Wanna go for a skinny dip big boy?

[Poison]

How about you and me, now, on the deck in the sun...

[biffon]

oh my god thats too big!!

[Poison]

Does anyone have my sunglasses..

[calmc]

I'm not posing, I have a very badly twisted spine!!:smiley20:

[Shayne]

The FA cup trophy was actually modelled on my face.

[Poison]

Would you like to hold my pieces..

[Shayne]

Cant a gorilla take a crap in peace?

[zambezilover]

just a little foreplay before bedtime

[Shayne]

Your av has been there for too long now. Change it.

[biffon]

aaah your gonna poke someones eyes out with those things!!

[Richard]

computer sez no, biffon's fault!

[FerrariSucks]

hit me baby.... one more time

[Shayne]

You're pulling my hair....

[FerrariSucks]

You want play with my guns?

[Poison]

Do you have any deo for me..

[FerrariSucks]

Does my nose look like a heart?

[besame las nalgas]

im not just having a bad hair day but a bad face day.. actualy thats everyday

[Shayne]

Someone call Greenpeace. We've got a beached whale.

[TiGeR]

This politically correct, vegetarian, tree hugging bullshit is killing me...

[zambezilover]

eat my dust sucker

[zambezilover]

you posted a couple of minutes before me that applied to shaynes av

[FerrariSucks]

i need to have a :shithappens:

[besame las nalgas]

u look like u just fell in some doo dooo

[FerrariSucks]

Hey blondie can you dry my backs

[Richard]

and once again shayne enters from behind

[FerrariSucks]

this isn't fun anymore

[zambezilover]

ohhh is that a banana or are you just happy to see me???

[Greenballs]

ErasPuss... I think this is the part when you keep your mouth shut ox!!! By the way... nice swing!!!

[Richard]

she's a bit of alright

[TiGeR]

Right. Seeing as avs are changing so damn quickly around here, its time to make a running thread about avs.

For FIVE SNAKES these things are now changing on a daily basis!DAMN!:smiley36:

[FerrariSucks]

I promise, I taste like Strawberry'n'Cream, give me a try

[Richard]

tastes like chicken.

[Shayne]

Thats the scariest she male i have ever seen....

[biffon]

thats what you get for looking at all that porn - arc eye!

[Richard]

one day the wind will change and...

[Poison]

you will look like me..

[Richard]

yes that looks like quite a big shit.

[FerrariSucks]

I need to master this new dance move Shayne taught me

[Poison]

And Ronaldo loses his head..

[FerrariSucks]

all I am wearing is a necklace

[Poison]

Ok who's next..

[FerrariSucks]

I just need to wash my hair now

[Poison]

Does anyone know where I can put this head.

[FerrariSucks]

if i smile, i may ruin my make-up

[Richard]

henry has a dick like a cannon, but we still cant play football.

[zambezilover]

does this remind you of poison raving it up on a saturday night?

[leggless]

what shall we try tonight

[FerrariSucks]

give us a kiss love

[Poison]

Reload!!!!

[zambezilover]

what the f**k are you looking at

[Shayne]

This hair in my eyes is irrating me... but it looks too good to move.

[Greenballs]

You may consider renaming this thread to fagboys r us or something???

[legend]

^Greenballs,,,, where's her doof?

[Richard]

and away they road into the sunset...

[sally]

watch me shake my booty, oh yeah, im better than J-lo!!

[Greenballs]

I'm such a rude wop for not showing my hooters to the lads yet!!!

[sally]

you dont even have a c**t!!

[Greenballs]

You can't even afford a custom AV?

(You're not getting bleak with me are you Sal?)

[sally]

its not my fault someone keeps changing my av

Not at all sunshine, you are my mate X

[Greenballs]

Wonder what was the last thing that went through his mind... his arse?

[TiGeR]

"Where did it go!?" :smiley36:
(Thanks whoever bought me this av- its SOOOOOOOO cute!!!:smiley20: :smiley2: :smiley20: )

[Greenballs]

That would be me love... now stop licking my balls!!!

[Richard]

and i piss through my mouth...how cool am i!

[FerrariSucks]

not a cool as me in my favorite black number

[Richard]

give us a kiss luv...

[FerrariSucks]

five more, four more, three more, two more and the same again

[TiGeR]

That would be me love... now stop licking my balls!!!
:smiley20: Thank 'e kindly master...& to whoever is responsible for the baby bean av...

back to the business at hand...

D'you REALLY think the dentist can help?

[Shayne]

Not even a mother could love that face....

[Poison]

I need a push, I need a push..

[Shayne]

Be sexy and run your fingers through my hair....

[Poison]

Do you think Im to big for my bike?

[Shayne]

Anyone else ever get dandruff of the elbow?

[Poison]

Hey where are the breaks..

[naturesown]

hey tarzan where is jane

[Poison]

I have ants in my pants, don't worry about me..

[calmc]

Do you think that I should shave?:smiley20:

[Poison]

I need a feather duster to clean my ears..

[calmc]

Be a sport and make me one from your back!!:smiley20:

[Richard]

nasa called offered me a job, so now i sit and listen to the galaxy.

[Greenballs]

And your five o'clock shadow is a bit mutch!

[Greenballs]

1338

[Poison]

Is it hot in here or what?

[Shayne]

If i bleached my hair, think i would look like an orangutan?

http://www.robertsilvey.com/photos/uncategorized/orangutan.jpg

[zambezilover]

hahaha lookout superfag coming through

[Poison]

Mommy where's my pie? Im hungry..

[zambezilover]

i was a guest star in planet of the apes

[Poison]

I can't find my bra..

[FerrariSucks]

haha just shat in my new nappy, come clean me bitch

[Greenballs]

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw!

[Shayne]

Honey, I'm a virgin.
Yeah? Prove it.

[Poison]

Can anyone give directions to Kryptonite? (sp)

[calmc]

I'm off to the Jungle to meet the parents! Anyone fancy a trip?:smiley20::smiley20:

[Greenballs]

"I had fun playing on highways as a sprog!"

[FerrariSucks]

on a good night out

[Richard]

y'all want sum hoooooooooooligan juice?

[FerrariSucks]

my abs are getting sore

[sally]

man, i am so good looking.....dont you think??

[neilvr]

We don't need no water, let the Motherf***er burn

[FerrariSucks]

how many lives do you have

[Shayne]

I am very fashion conscious thats why my hat goes with my gums.

[FerrariSucks]

ooooops i think the seat just went up my crack

[biffon]

i just had my brain fall out my right ear...

[Shayne]

Cant an old man take a dump in peace?

[biffon]

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its super hoe!

[Poison]

All I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth..

[Greenballs]

My folks are GREEK!

[Poison]

Does this shirt make me look fat?

[zambezilover]

does this hair make me look like an absolute idiot, i was a stunt double in planet of the apes you know

[biffon]

homies no wat im talkin bout!! my's momma's gonna pop a cap in yer ass if yoo's sai eny more naasty shit bout my teef!!

[sally]

oooo, come here little boy, i have some sweets for you, now come sit on my lap!!

[Greenballs]

Ooops... my water just broke

[biffon]

look i can drag a smoke through my tearduct !!

[Richard]

i am so happy i could eat all but one of my teef.

[FerrariSucks]

all warmed up for the club

[Kirsty]

Oh Shit, I just found out that the guy I married for money is actually on food stamps.

[FerrariSucks]

come on, pop out and make me some money

[Richard]

hello big bro, i didnt know this seat vibrates.

[Greenballs]

A....nd... 1, 2, 3, 4...

[Kirsty]

Where did my puppy go, why can't I find him? The last time I saw him he was lying on the bed next to me.

[neilvr]

I can't get rid of these hiccups

[Richard]

so i was drinking this beer, then i lit this smoke and ssshhhhhhhh...

[FerrariSucks]

pay me for this dance you cheap shit

[leggless]

Stop your crying. I know winning the lottery is lot of money know pack your bags and get out my house

[Greenballs]

I just love these PE lessons... mmm... that's it, lather that soap up honnie!

[FerrariSucks]

does my fat look fat in this?

[neilvr]

oops, I think I've just shat myself

[FerrariSucks]

lesson #1 on how to set yourself on fire

[Greenballs]

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?




A women who won't do what she's told!!!

How can you tell if an Essex girl has been playing on your games console?



Because the joystick is wet!!!

[Richard]

size toilet!

[FerrariSucks]

i wish a knew another dance

[Poison]

Can you see my tonsils..

[neilvr]

Should I do the next gillette blue 2 advert?

[sally]

wiggle wiggle, dont stop moving baby, all that body drive me crazy, wiggle wiggle!!!

[FerrariSucks]

Do you like my Elf doing the splits demonstration?

[neilvr]

I open my mouth but the words don't come out

[Richard]

we want buttercup, on another sandwich, or pie...

[spuff]

We're going to a fancy dress at Michael's Neverland...

[Poison]

Hey catch!!!

[zambezilover]

bin laden in disguise

[Poison]

Ehh, What's up doc?

[calmc]

Is there any point in me wearing this vest?:smiley20:

[neilvr]

this outfit feels like dental floss between my butt cheeks

[Richard]

i love going to granny shayne's house she makes the best cookies...

[FerrariSucks]

have you got the dance move yet or should i show you again?

[Greenballs]

SHAYNE... I told you I WANT COCK... not that small little mushroom... now piss off before I burst a tit!!!

[neilvr]

circle the horses around the wagon... and be quick about it

[Richard]

i am running but not moving?

[Poison]

Can anyone show me some new moves. This one makes me look gay..

[leggless]

Have seen my brother Yeti

[Cez]

stop spying on the women - they might poke your eye out!

[Poison]

This Screen tastes good..

[Cez]

is it george of the jungle?

[zambezilover]

your a cow, did you know that and moving on I wonder why shayne hasnt posted anything in here lately, smells funny

[Poison]

Hey can you switch that bright light off, I can hardly keep my eyes open..

[Richard]

and i shaved last night, i only wanted hair treatment on my head

[Shayne]

This body and i can cook too.

[Cez]

the remains of richards cooking!