DATING: hints and tips

[sally]

place all hints and tips on dating and flirting here!!:smiley20:

[Poison]

Ok..

I'll start, just be yourself no matter what..

and be confident..

[sally]

keep all comunications open and be honest, never lie. the other half usually the women will always find out!

[Shayne]

Its not cheating if its in a different area code.

[besame las nalgas]

never EVER i repeat EVER fart in the presence of a woman.. no esp me ICK
never EVER ever EVER pick ur teeth with your fork after dinner.

cheapasses dont get no love

[sally]

Its not cheating if its in a different area code.

so you telling me that the girl you really love goes to another country or area code and sleeps with another guy, its not counted as cheating?

[besame las nalgas]

oh and be exciting.. dont be doing the usual boring "date" shit like dinner movies BLAHHH BLAH BLAHHH

[Shayne]

so you telling me that the girl you really love goes to another country or area code and sleeps with another guy, its not counted as cheating?

This is a man rule and does not apply to women.

[sally]

please guys dont pick your nose or your toenails infront of us. that will also include scabs!!!

[besame las nalgas]

so maybe u should also start a man rule section.. so we know

[Shayne]

They can be included in here. This will be the thread of inifite dating and flirting tips where men will read and become studs.

[sally]

good idea, two sections girls rules and guys rules

[besame las nalgas]

or scratch, adjust or play with ur bolas in our presence.. esp if we happen to be looking at us

and dont say lovely dress when we are wearing a shirt or lovely shirt when we are wearing a dress because what they are meaning to say is NICE BREASTS and i aint really paying attention to u.. just ur breasts

[Shayne]

Always play with a mans balls on the first date. We like that.

[sally]

oh and dont forget to give him a blow job at the end of the night!!!

[besame las nalgas]

Always play with a mans balls on the first date. We like that.

yeahh but when it doesnt work out coz the main aint "performing well" then shes a dirty ho who should make her own pornos right..

its always about womans "morality" u play bolas on the first date and u put into that box

[sally]

on a serious note, good table manners is a must, and chewing with mouth closed is a must!

[Shayne]

Zambezilover just called and asked me to put in "tidy miffs or brazilian ones are essential" because he is too shy. What a fag.

[Poison]

Zambezilover just called and asked me to put in "tidy miffs or brazilian ones" are essential because he is too shy. What a fag.

Is that true Zambezilover... little shy guy hey.. hahaha:smiley36: :smiley36:

[sally]

Zambezilover, why you shy sunshine?

it does work both ways, guys should also trim their areas, its not very nice to give a blow job and find you have a fur ball in your mouth, especially the one pube that gets stuck right at the back of the throat and wont budge!!!

[biffon]

ggghhhhhhh :smiley11: :whistling: :whistling:

[Shayne]

it does work both ways, guys should also trim their areas, its not very nice to give a blow job and find you have a fur ball in your mouth, especially the one pube that gets stuck right at the back of the throat and wont budge!!!

Biffon knows all about that.

[zambezilover]

Hey Poison your moms shy...

I know exactly what you mean about going down on a hairy beaver, in fact I am going to trim my pubes and spruce it up, give it a box cut or something

[biffon]

screw you hammi - cuss thread now!! --->

[Shayne]

Bring it on buddy....

[besame las nalgas]

yall so foul yo whast up with that

[zambezilover]

yo yo whats up my brews yall down with this shit, I may have to pop a cap in your ass

[Richard]

hints and tips about what?

[Angelshark]

Get A Life you bunch of dateless freaks, Sally got Casper, Shayne got his hand(but he says its too small) And what about the rest of you sad sacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vukenmuven]

Don't get caught reading her text messages, or going through her numbers and contacts on her mobile/cell phone.

Don't ever disagree with any comment she ever makes, no matter how wrong you know she actually is.

Be warned ... her family will always come first.

Don't "slate" her family.

"Make up" sex is always a must after a fight ... women always seem to be horny after a good hondo for some reason.

[vukenmuven]

And she always looks great in whatever she wears, trust me ... not just nice, not "no colour co-ordination", and don't you dare mention anything about the weight.

[sally]

and if she says does my bum look big in this, if she is black say, "yes just like J-lo" if she is a honky say "no darling of course not"

[biffon]

haha you funny

[besame las nalgas]

yo yo whats up my brews yall down with this shit, I may have to pop a cap in your ass

sup wigga? if ya mockin my holmes with the ghettoisms you can just kick rocks fo sure you aint streets

[FerrariSucks]

check this yo, yall need to take it to the cuss thread, we only want loving in this thread

[FerrariSucks]

make sure her feet are smaller than a size 4 otherwise she will use it as an excuse not to clean the dishes

[zambezilover]

always open the door for her
always pour her drinks
dont break wind in her presence

[biffon]

always help with the washing!!!!... even if you do every other chore known to man as well.

[besame las nalgas]

commenting on how pretty other girls are :) yeah thats one to get ya eating shoe

[zambezilover]

yes and always put the toilet seat down and dont piss on it if you dont bother to lift it up because its too much effort....and change the TP dont just leave the empty roll on the shitroll holder. Its hard but we can be disciplined

[besame las nalgas]

swearing big no no.. if he swears other peeps.. u know next time its gonna be u catching the phrases fkn whore yeahh no swearing

[TiGeR]

I'm not convinced of scoring reading through all this mishmash of advice (some admittedly good & some...hmmm...DODGY.COM!) :smiley36: ...any blokes willing to work their way through the posts & btry out each bit of advice? Me? .... :whistling:

[vukenmuven]

Never ask for a Blow Job on the first date!

[sally]

when yo meet a chick for the first time and you like her talk to her face not her boobs

[sally]

try not to talk to our boobs when you first meet us gals

[kimfromzim]

I could swear you must have met a colleague of mine, Sebastian, by your comment!

He always looks at people's boobs when talking to them - all us girls were so put off when he first joined the company, till we discovered he also talks to guy's chests when he first meets them! He stops that once he's settled into the scene and knows everyone.

[boards]

Confidence gents, confidence... its all about the eye contact then its like clubbing seals!

[sally]

nice!!!!!!!

[zimajays]

fancy a shag? Most guys will not say no! and those that do are the ones worth chasing!

[Mullah]

fancy a shag? Most guys will not say no! and those that do are the ones worth chasing!

ZJ You did not say that to me when we 1st met. I had to beat around the bush for such a long time I was on the verge of quitting. However, I have to say,








IT WAS WELL WORTH THE WAIT:whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling:

[Patson]

fancy a shag? Most guys will not say no! and those that do are the ones worth chasing!

Dam right you gonna be chasing them ...because they gay!!!! or the chick asking the question is not that hot....:whistling:

[dallas]

patson it is a wonder why you are still single????