vukenmuven
08-09-2006, 07:55 AM
The life cycle is all backwards
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for high school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last nine months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for high school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last nine months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case