Poison
08-14-2006, 06:55 AM
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The K-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the older one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
The K-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the older one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"