Answer A Question With A Question

[Shayne]

Seeing as its the silly season we may aswell continue with a few morepointless threads

Rule: Answer the question above with a question of your own.


1st Question: Do you really think you can get away with putting your hands there?

[Poison]

Why, don't you likeme putting my hands there?

[Adam]

Do you need to put your hands there?

[Shayne]

Why the fuck is everyone talking about hands?

[Adam]

Do you have a problem with hands?

[Poison]

Why are you asking funny questions like that? Edited by: Poison

[Shayne]

Who the fuck are you?

[Poison]

Why Would you like to know?

[Adam]

Does money grow on trees?

[Shayne]

Who the fuck cares?

[biffon]

im not sure ... do you?

[Shayne]

Who here thinks Poison is gay?

[Adam]

Why do you want him for yourself?

[Poison]

Ok, Who thinks Shayne likes to suck Adam's Cock?

[biffon]

will adam like it?

[Adam]

Why would i like it?

[Shayne]

If Adam's rectal cavity is only 5 inches longandBiffon's cock is6 inches, would it fit?

[Adam]

Do you need a calculater?

[Greenballs]

Would that be a wasted inch or just and BON-us for Adam??

[Greenballs]

And to continue... would Biffon prefer 5 inches of mud or one inch without?

[Shayne]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[biffon]

im not sure i want know, now do i?

[Greenballs]

If Adam's rectal cavity is only 5 inches longandBiffon's cock is6 inches, would it fit?


I wonder if Santa is gay?

[Adam]

Do you want a strap on from him this christmas and get him to use it on you?

[Greenballs]

Should I tie my maid to the chimney instead of leaving a beer for the horny bastard?

[Poison]

Is your maid hot?

[Shayne]

Can i hit it?

[Poison]

Do you really want to?

[Greenballs]

Who, my maid?

[FerrariSucks]

Why, who else would you want to hit?

[Adam]

Do you want to hit his garden boy samson instead?

[Shayne]

Are you gay?

[TiGeR]

Are you okes all on drugs?!

[FerrariSucks]

Why,do you want to buy some?

[Shayne]

Why,do you want to buy some?


Hah hahahah

What price are they going for?

[TiGeR]

WHats the going rate?

[Adam]

what are you after?

[sally]

what do you have?

[Shayne]

Would you like to know?

[sally]

do you have something good to offer?

[FerrariSucks]

What would you consider to be a good offer?

[biffon]

would my cats ass be good enough payment?

[sally]

Does your cat have flees?

[FerrariSucks]

Are you afraid of flees?

[Shayne]

Isnt it spelt fleas?

[Adam]

is this a spelling contest?

[Shayne]

Cant you type a sentence with a capital lettter?

[Adam]

Could you spell letter with two t's?

[sally]

Do you think you are funny?

[FerrariSucks]

Why, do you want to hear a joke?

[Shayne]

Do you know any good ones?

[sally]

are you asking?

[Shayne]

What do you think?

[FerrariSucks]

I could really do with some man sausage right now WTF?????

[FerrariSucks]

Are you corrupting members posts????


P.S thats also a question to be answer with a question

[biffon]

are you lonely?

[Shayne]

Do you like man sausage?

[biffon]

are you gay?

[Shayne]

Are you going to answer that Ferrari?

[biffon]

or do you munch carpets instead?



i'll let you get out of this one easy

[Adam]

Does he look like he munches carpets?

[TiGeR]

Why is his sexual preferance so important?

[FerrariSucks]

Is it true that gays like to call everyone else gay?

[biffon]

can someone please explain why the fandangle doesnt fit the diplodocus?

[TiGeR]

It has something to do with the effect of impact craters on the moon- Shayne can you explain the theory?

[FerrariSucks]

Have you tried hard enough?

[Adam]

are you guys for real?

[biffon]

is reality just a figment of your imagination?

[Shayne]

Are you smoking something illegal?

[Adam]

Will you tell on me if i am?

[biffon]

is smoking elephant dung illegal?

[sally]

is the elephant dung from africa or from india?

[Adam]

does it matter?

[biffon]

would indian elephant dung smell spicier?

[FerrariSucks]

How do you know that, do you sniff alot of dung?

[sally]

or do you eat alot of dung?

[Shayne]

Why is the word dung so funny?

[Adam]

What makes it sound sofunny Shayne?

[biffon]

is shayne going to respond to that?

[Adam]

Does he have the brain capasity to?

[FerrariSucks]

Don't you spell capacity with 2 'c' s?

[Shayne]

Dont you have spellchecker installed?

[biffon]

if the spellchecker is pretty enough would you hit it?

[Shayne]

Are you calling me a slut?

[biffon]

if i was what would you do?

[Shayne]

Do you know how to dial 911?

[biffon]

would you dial it for me?

[Shayne]

Where's your phone?

[Adam]

Are you two going to help each other to the toilet aswell?

[Dantik]

would shaynes headbe to big for the toilet?Edited by: Dantik

[FerrariSucks]

don't know, do you want to measure his head?

[Adam]

nice

[chantillylace]

Have you tried to measure something under a microscope before?

[chantillylace]

Is the milkman the Postman's brother?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you have a microscope I can try with?

[Shayne]

Are you talking about me?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you want us to talk about you?

[Shayne]

Was i talking to you?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you know who I am?Edited by: FerrariSucks

[Shayne]

Who?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you remember the milkman?

[Shayne]

You're the milkman?

[sally]

is the milk man your father?

[Shayne]

Who thinks Sally looks like the milkman?

[biffon]

would the milkman like to look like sally?

[biffon]

smileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifive never seen such a pointless thread - well done keep up the good work!


we're all nutters arent we?

[Greenballs]

Do milkmen have tits?

[biffon]

whould you want to feel them if they did?

[Greenballs]

Would they have milk in them?

[Shayne]

Does Greenballs wanna milk the milkman? smileys/smiley11.gif

[Adam]

Is greenballs a milkmanofile? Edited by: Adam

[Greenballs]

Why don't women deliver milk anyway??

[Adam]

Do women reallywant to meet up with youin a dressing gown every morning at the gate?

[Greenballs]

Do men actually want to meet old grannies (apart from Shayne) in their dressing gowns at the gate?

[sally]

dont you find old grannies in dressing gown sexy?

[biffon]

dont you want to change the topic?

[sally]

what do you want to change the topic to?

[biffon]

whats the weather like where you are?

[sally]

not sure i havent been out yet, have you checked the weather channel?

[FerrariSucks]

What channel is the weather channel?

[Shayne]

Are talking about DSTV Weather or Sky Weather?

[sally]

whats the diffrence?

[Shayne]

Why dont you google it?

[sally]

how do you do that?

[Dantik]

why do people talk so much crap?smileys/whistling.gif

[Adam]

How long is a peace of crap?

[FerrariSucks]

How much time did you have to use the loo?

[chantillylace]

Do you know how long the longest piece of crap on record is?

[Shayne]

1 metre?

[FerrariSucks]

Could it be 20cm?

[sally]

wtf, are you guys bored???

[FerrariSucks]

Does it look like we are bored?

[Shayne]

Is it possible to crap a one metre longsadza snake?

[FerrariSucks]

Does it have to be in one go? Can you keep adding to an old one?

[sally]

i dont know, can you?

[Shayne]

So we agreed it'll take about 5 squeezes to get to a metre?

[FerrariSucks]

Did we?

[Shayne]

Will you be our guinea pig Ferrari and try for us?

[FerrariSucks]

Will it work if I am suffering with diarrhea?

[Shayne]

Could we catch it with cups, freeze and roll it like playdough?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you think we will make 1m with 5 squeezes of diarreah or do we need a more solid donation?

[biffon]

how about we just add all these useless posts together - that should make a metre of crap?

[Shayne]

Hah, who agrees that wasnt a question?

[biffon]

are you arguing that it wasnt a question?

[Adam]

why are you guys arguing on the forum?

[sally]

was that an argument?

[FerrariSucks]

i don't think it was a question, as punishment should we make him the guinea pig?

[Greenballs]

How many guinea pig pellets would make a meter of crap??

[biffon]

why is crap being debated if we all know what it is?

[Adam]

Who are you asking the question to?

[Shayne]

Is the topic still crap?

[Adam]

What else would you like to talk about?

[Shayne]

Is your mom out of the question?

[sally]

can we add dad?

[FerrariSucks]

If you add dad to mom, wontyou end up with a brother or sister?

[sally]

Do mom and dads still have sex?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you really want to know?

[sally]

are you going to tell us?

[FerrariSucks]

Are you into that sort of stuff?

[Adam]

What is your answer to that Sally?smileys/smiley24.gif

[TiGeR]

Do we REALLY need to know about what mom & dad do behind closed doors? smileys/smiley5.gif

[Adam]

I think Sal and farrarisucks do, what do you think?

[TiGeR]

Guess you are right...so what about it then Sal & Ferrari?

[FerrariSucks]

Are you all a bunch of sickos?

[sally]

would you like us to answere that?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you have an answer to that?

[sally]

do you think i have the answere?

[FerrariSucks]

Do I think?

[sally]

who do you think i am asking?

[FerrariSucks]

Is this site intended for me to answer only?

[sally]

i think so, Shayne what is the answere to that question?

[FerrariSucks]

Why ask Shayne, can we not make a decission between us?

[sally]

do you think we are capable of doing that?

[FerrariSucks]

Would you like to give it a try?

[sally]

do you think i could rise to the challenge?

[FerrariSucks]

Why are we making this so personal?

[sally]

are you making it personal?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you not think we are both making it personal?

[sally]

can anyone else answere that question?

[FerrariSucks]

Any takers?

[sally]

is there anyone out there brave enough?

[FerrariSucks]

Oh well, should we get back to the topic of parent or move onto Strippers?

[sally]

how much do you think a stripper makes in a night?

[FerrariSucks]

How nice is her ass and tits?

[sally]

how nice do you want them to be?

[FerrariSucks]

Can you see the tits on my avatar and have you seen Jordans ass?

[sally]

are there any male strippers out there?

[biffon]

wouldnt you like to know?

[Greenballs]

Is Biffon a closet kid?

[Greenballs]

Do you think he slaps his arse when he strips?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you think he will share that sort of information?

[liana]

would I???? would you?

[sally]

why wouldnt you?

[Greenballs]

Would you prefer giving free lap dances?

[sally]

would you like a free lap dance?

[biffon]

if you did it?

[TiGeR]

why are none of the girls responding to Biff's question?

[biffon]

yeah cum on?

[sally]

how much would you pay?

[FerrariSucks]

Would you have to pay for a free lapdance?smileys/smiley5.gif

[Shayne]

What page did we stop talking about crap?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you still want to talk about crap?

[biffon]

what else is there to talk about?

[Shayne]

Who was saying something about a free lap dance?

[biffon]

how about a bit of pole dancing too?

[Shayne]

What pole are you talking about?

[biffon]

are you for real?

[Shayne]

Are you avoiding the QUESTION?

[biffon]

can you tell if i am?

[Shayne]

Why wont you answer the question directly?

[biffon]

are we allowed to?

[Shayne]

Why do you keep saying "we"?

[biffon]

why do you keep asking me?

[Shayne]

Why do you keep turning it around?

[FerrariSucks]

Why are you interegating him?

[Shayne]

Who's side are you on?

[FerrariSucks]

Are there sides in this forum?

[Shayne]

Are you trying to be clever?

[FerrariSucks]

Do I need to try to be clever?

[Shayne]

Are you copying everything i say?

[FerrariSucks]

Do our posts look similar in any way?Does it look like I am copying everthing you say?

[Shayne]

Are you posting two questions to try confuse us?

[FerrariSucks]

Have you been confused by these 2 posts?

[TiGeR]

Thios is becoming a cluster fuck! Whats wrong with you okes?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you think there is something wrong with us?

[TiGeR]

Is that a trick question? smileys/smiley2.gif

[FerrariSucks]

Do I look like I trick people?

[TiGeR]

Are your boobs 4 real?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you really want real ones?

[sally]

are you offering real ones??smileys/smiley4.gif

[FerrariSucks]

Don't you have your own to play with?

[sally]

ok, good point, do you have any fake ones??smileys/smiley4.gif

[FerrariSucks]

If I did would you flick my nipple?

[sally]

would you like me to flick your nipple or nibble your nipple?

[FerrariSucks]

What would make you happy?

[sally]

do you thinkdoing eitherwould make me happy?

[FerrariSucks]

I'm not sure, would you like to try?

[sally]

would you like me to try for you??

[FerrariSucks]

Can you reach?

[sally]

do you think i have long arms?

[FerrariSucks]

Will you need arms if you are going to nibble?

[sally]

do you want me to just use my mouth?

[FerrariSucks]

Can you use any other part of your body to nibble?

[Shayne]

Anyone else feeling slightly vommy?

[sally]

did i not say, do you just want me to use my mouth, didnt i?

[FerrariSucks]

Why did you try nibble your nipple?

Was intended for Shaynes question</span>

Edited by: FerrariSucks

[sally]

did i say i nibbled my nipple?

[FerrariSucks]

Do you think the reason Shayne is feeling vommy, is becuase he thought about nibbling his nipple?

[FerrariSucks]

Too many cooks

[sally]

what does everybody think?