Christmas Presents

[FerrariSucks]

What did Santa manage to fit in his sack this year?


Santa brought me


Some clothes, Espresso Maker and Cups, CD's & DVD's, Pair of Nikes and Memory Card. None of the things I put on my list but I guess the old farts getting a bit old now.

[Shayne]

I got a sweet electric razor which i have been wanting for ages. Christmas loses a bit of its charm during the middle years with no kids.

[TiGeR]

He he he...got socks, chocolate, after shave, an iPod a travel guide (planning on a round the world trip end of nxt yr)....all cool cos i wasnt expecting ANYTHING!

[biffon]

I got a cast iron skillet to cook Lekker steaks,

a 1Gb mp3 player with a radio transmitter (this is a cool little toy!)

i can drive up next to someone listening to their radio and cut in and force them to listen to what im playing haha!!

also got some sleep shorts with some rude comment printed on them & a key ring bottle opener in the shape of a foot (WTF!

i forget what else i got, was very spoilt this year, my in-laws think im the best thing since chocolate fondue

[sally]

You guys are lucky, i had to fly on christmas day and i am also flying on new years. But i did get some perfume, wind chime, bathroom goodies, loads of chocolate (including body chocolate). So considering im living in a muslim country i didnt do too bad!!!

[biffon]

well done i say! - mmm body chocolate...

[sally]

yeah, its a pitty there is noone to use it on!!! there are too many women in dubai (mostly emirates airline trolly dollys) and not enough men, a mans dream vacation!!!

[FerrariSucks]

Well I think you answered your own question????


2006 is the year of TRY SOMETHING NEW.

[sally]

i could do but i think i will stick to men for a little while longer, but you never know hey!!!

[Adam]

sweety there is nothing wrong with a bit of rug munching.

[sally]

Thanks adam, ill keep that in mind!! I went to my in box at work and someone, dont know who, left a vanilla candle for me wishing me a great christmas and a happy 2006!! I wonder who it could be? i hate it when there is no name!!

[FerrariSucks]

Did anyone get money in their card?


Last time that happened to me was 1990 or there abouts.

[sally]

money in a card, hasnt happened to me in a long while hey, although i did put some money in a card for a friend, i didnt know what to buy them so thought they could buy there own present!!

[FerrariSucks]

how old is your friend?, I puts money in my brother 29th birthday card, he looked so confused when he opened it cause i had got him a present already. It not something we expect anymore

[sally]

26 years old, guys are so hard to buy gifts for!! I gave him 1000dhs, that should have bought him something nice, if not then at least a few drinks!!!

[Shayne]

I would rather receive money in a card than socks or underwear.

[sally]

i wouldnt say no to some sexy undies, but socks, thats just wrong!! although i have given money in a card i find giving something personal is more....well personal!!!

[FerrariSucks]

I would prefer anything but sock or underwear.


My gran gave us a box of Quality Streets along with other presents every year for like 10 years.


Did that happen to anyone else?

[Shayne]

Men hate receiving clothes. Well most of the ones i have spoken to.

[FerrariSucks]

I got a really nice shirt from the misses this year, she never buys me clothes.

[sally]

i agree, but underwear is diffrent for the girls, i think its sexy!! so long as it isnt granny pants!! a guy once told me that when a guy buys you underwear or clothes he is trying to posses you and make you wear things that he wants!! is that true boys?

[FerrariSucks]

Cant be true because guys would prefer woman not to wear clothes altogether. So why would they buy them some

[sally]

hahaha, good point!!

[TiGeR]

..ja, a 'few' drinksrule of thumb when it comes to pressies...ALWAYS go for something practical....

[TiGeR]

but girls are DAMN difficult to buy pressies for...interesting about the posessing thing...never bought a girl underwear in my life (ok i did buy some edible underwear for a g/friend while on tour once but it didnt go down very well- no pun or double entendr intended!)

[biffon]

(ok i did buy some edible underwear for a g/friend while
on tour once but it didnt go down very well- no pun or double entendr
intended!)





haha - tiger you crack me up!! edible underwear - almost as bad
as the secret santa gift that my G/F got from her work - a back
scrubber with a dildo as a handle! smileys/smiley9.gif

[Greenballs]

My wife was rude enough to buy what she wanted and put them under the tree from me!! Women??

[biffon]

i caught my wife out this year - she said she had bought me something but i wasnt allowed to buy her anything cause we had no money to spare.


anyways i got my old man to buy the booze i said that i would buy and used that money to buy something for my chick - i then told her i bought the booze and surprised her with some smellies and makeup etc - i got some sweet lovin for it!!

[sally]

you cant go wrong with smellies hey!!! but you also cant go wrong with a diamond either!!!smileys/smiley2.gif

[Greenballs]

What did I say a while ago lads... if it sparkles you're in like flynn!!!

[sally]

greenballs, did you buy the missus any ice this xmas???

[Greenballs]

Depends weather you're being sarcastic or not... Xmas is for Kids and smallish pressies for mrs. Anniversaries (which for us is Dec as well) & B.days are for sparkles!!

[sally]

i wasnt being sarcastic, wow i have to get a guy to buy me sparkles for my birthday!! do you know anyone???

[Greenballs]

There are a few rich tobacco men in Dubai. Babwean ones which I think you'd like... however, they'd be more like sugar daddies & I don't think that's your style (guessing?)... there are a load of rich arabs which you AREaware of... lots of sparkles that route hun!!

[sally]

no mate, i dont touch the mmds hey!!! as for the older guy, well my last boyfriend was 21, so maybe not a bad idea hey!!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

Well... that explains it. Did you expect sparkles from a 21 yr old?

[sally]

well i did get other things just not a girls best friend!!! to be honest i didnt expect anything hey!!!

[Greenballs]

Its not what you should expect... its what is expected!!

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.gifso true

[Greenballs]

Experience & finesse!!

[sally]

but you cant beat having someone to teach what you like!!!

[Greenballs]

Agreed... you surprise me! Cradle snatcher for good reason then huh! My wife is 8 yrs my jnr... 22

[sally]

nice one!!! you are still a spring chicken mate only 30!!!

[Greenballs]

Most definitely

[sally]

smileys/smiley36.gifas they say you are only as old as the woman you hold!!!

[Greenballs]

women!! (Plural)

[sally]

im talking about you mate and i hope its only one woman!! dont be too greedy!!!smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

Never too greedy... unless a 3sum!

[sally]

what is it about guys and woman with woman thing? maybe you can answere some of the questions us girls have?!smileys/smiley4.gif

[Greenballs]

Guess its just greed. Seriously, maybe in my younger days (not that I'm an old fart and would do it as long as mrs keen) but I am a faithful lad now. Mostly I think it just sits at the back of guy's heads... something you can't always have is wanted more!

[sally]

i hear you, i want something so bad right now, but i cant have it!!! its doing my nut in mate!!! since you live in thailand, have you been to pat pong? smileys/smiley36.gif

[Greenballs]

Would it be rude to ask what that something is?


Been to Pat pong... a bit scummy and full of lady boys. Thai id full of lady boys actually and problem is some of them look so fine that many have made the mistake and grab a braai pack. More so in the older days as now they even get the chop! Humour though- took my mrs and she's like smileys/smiley11.gif!!! Innocent las from Bullies never heard of this shit!

[sally]

its someone!!!


Aaah Pat pong is where us flight attendants go!! i walked in with a pilot and the girls (and i mean young girls) knew his name he went so red when i started to laugh at him!!! its amazing what they can do with banannas and pingpong balls, razors, bottle openers etc. i did ask to see men and not the super pussy bar and i was taken to a place where there was just gay sex shows, and to top it off there were all these old guys from OZ and Europe. i walked out after my drink!!! still i thought it was good humour and i just lve those thai massages!!! so cheap!!!

[Greenballs]

It is amazing and heard a lot more stories. Seeing is believing as most won't believe you!


Gotta run- got a meeting at 3:15. Chat later or Fri as up- country for a few days.


Y'alls enjoy the rest of your week!