Interview the person below you

[Shayne]

Learn something about people on Chief baboon.


Object is to answer the question from the person above you and ask a question for someone below you to answer.


Seeing as i dont have a question to answer, I'll start with a question.


Where do you live and why?





Edited by: Shayne

[Adam]

I live in New Zealand and im here cause my country of birth is falling apart. (ZIMBABWE)





How old are you and whats your birth sign?Edited by: Adam

[sally]

25 years young, and my star sign is libra!


If you could be ananimal, what would you be and why?

[Shayne]

I'd be an eagle or some sort of bord because it would make me feel free or more than i am now.


Who is favourite sport and tell us your best moment in it.

[sally]

cricket in harare, the drinking is the best moment!!!


Who would you invite to dinner and why?

[FerrariSucks]

Robert Mugabe and not eat the poisioned food.





Do you beleive in Aliens?

[Adam]

You cause i've seen your pictures




Would you like to spend a night with a celeb and who with?

[sally]

we are not alone!!! the universe is too big for us to be the only living organisms!!!


if you could choose any car in the worldwhat would you have?

[FerrariSucks]

http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/forum/Uploads/FerrariSucks/2005-12-31_044902_ssc-aerosc8t01.jpg


that one.





Who do admire most in the world?

[Shayne]

Hmm past or present? Present has to be George Bush for his policies and past probably Albert E / Steve Hawkings for his work.


If you had $50 0000 0000, what charities would you donate to?

[sally]

Uploads/FerrariSucks/2005-12-31_044902_ssc-aerosc8t01.jpg


that one.


Very nice!!

[sally]

Cancer reasearch, HIV reasearch, make a wish foundation, and to the oldies in zim!!


if you could spend a weekend anywhere, where would it be?

[Adam]

The Mauldives i hear its absolute heaven there





What would be the charity of your choice if you won the lotto and decided to give so away?

[sally]

If you had $50 0000 0000, what charities would you donate to?

[sally]

you are being really blond today hey!!

[FerrariSucks]

A weekend in Dubai, need to check all those places out.


If you were down to your last Pound/Dollar/Dirham or whatever your currency is, what would you spend it on?

[TiGeR]

Chocolate!


Would you ever go back to Zim if there was a new govt & they asked ppl with your skills/qualifications to come back?

[sally]

I think i might hey!! But i would stillgo into Private nursing!! The government hospitals have a lot to sort out!!





If you had 24 hours left to live what would you do?

[Adam]

I would cry for the first hour then go down the pub for the remaining 23





If your boss asked you todo somethingfor him/her Sexuallyto advance your career in the company, would you do it?

[FerrariSucks]

Will depend on the perks of the promotion. And also how hot my boss is at the time, if she is a Hippocrocapig then being poor is still an option.





If you were tied up by your arms on a sinking ship, would you chew your arms off to get away?

[biffon]

No - cause it would hurt too much and i would die anyway from blood loss or get get eaten by sharks..



if you could sleep with a Celeb, who would they be?

[sally]

Mathew maconahay bugger if i know how to spell his last name, but he could do what he wants with me!!!


If you could sleep with one person for the rest of your life, who would it be?

[FerrariSucks]

Thats too easy, Jessica Alba.





If you were given 6 ticket to an U2 concert, who would you take with you? And why?

[Adam]

I would sell them all and make mega sheets yo! (sheets is money if anyone didn't know)





who is your favorite action hero!

[Shayne]

Hmmm, Spiderman probably.


What was your favourite Zim holiday?

[sally]

easy, going to Kariba with my mates for new years, did it almost every year i was in zim!!





what is your favorite dish?

[FerrariSucks]

http://www.sallys-place.com/images/food/column/pappas/Paella.jpg

Paella
Serves Eight
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<DIV align=left>
8 chicken legs
3 chorizo sausages, cut into 1 inch pieces
4 tablespoons olive oil
3/4 cup chopped onion
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 1/2 cups medium grain rice
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon white pepper
1 teaspoon saffron threads
4 cups chicken stock (or 2 cups chicken stock and 2 cups clam juice) </DIV>
<DIV align=left>
1 pound shelled &amp; cleaned shrimp marinated in:
1 clove garlic, chopped
1 onion, chopped
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup white wine

</DIV>
<DIV align=left>
1/2 pound fresh mussels and/or clams
2 cans artichoke hearts, drained
1 jar whole pimentos, drained
1/2 cup fresh or frozen peas, cooked and drained
8 lobster claws or crab claws </DIV>
<DIV align=left>2 lemons, quartered </DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
<DIV align=left>









In a large pan, brown the chicken legs and sausages in the olive oil. Add chopped onions and garlic, brown. Remove meat mixture from pan and reserve. Add rice to pan and cook until slightly golden and transparent. Add salt and pepper. Bring stock to a boil. Dissolve saffron in the boiling stock. Cover rice with the stock and put the meat mixture back in the pan. Cover and cook slowly until the liquid is absorbed (about 30 minutes) on the cooktop.


Marinate shrimp for at least one hour. Remove from marinade before adding to paella pan after the liquid has absorbed into the rice.


Garnish paella with mussels/clams, artichoke hearts, pimentos, peas, crab and lobster. Cover and let the garnish ingredients steam for 20 minutes over a low fire (so the rice on the bottom does not burn). Serve with lemon sections.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm</DIV>

[FerrariSucks]

oops





If you saw £1 000 000 next to a Rottweilers Kennel would you try grab it?


http://www.thechiefbaboon.com/forum/Uploads/FerrariSucks/2006-01-03_075605_RORY.jpg

[biffon]

definitely - if i get attacked i can use some of the money for the hospital bill and the rest on a permanent carribean holiday "to recover!"


if you could be any famous sports star . who would you be?

[sally]

anna kornakova, she has a hot body!!


If you could be a famous actor/actress who would it be?

[FerrariSucks]

Jessica Alba, and I would sit naked infront of a mirror all day long.




If given the chance, would you wrestle with a 6 foot crocodile?

[sally]

Not a chance, im not that crazy dude from Oz that playes with crocs and snakes!!!


what is your favorite tipple (alcoholic beverage)?

[Shayne]

Hmm tough choice. Probably a Jack Daniels and coke (although a ncie cold beer is always good).


What was your first Zim car?

[FerrariSucks]

Couldn't afford a car in Zim, but my first company car was a Mazda B1600. Blue with Bowie Tyres company logo.


I had it for 3 weeks before rolling it coming out of Circle Quarry one Saturday afternoonafter doing a tyre survey on their earthmoving vehicles.


I was then issed with a Mazda B2200, 2 weeks later.





Whats your favourite number???

[sally]

number 1, simply cause i am number one!! i think its a simple number!


what is your fav colour?


PS shayne i loved your car in zim!!! didnt you sell it to the DJ guy???

[FerrariSucks]

My mostest favourite colour is BLUE.


I am a boy and boys like blue.





How old were you when you got your first kiss? *Not including family*

[sally]

blue isnt only for boys, thats my fav colour too!!


i think i must hve been 14 maybe 15, i cant remember, somewhere around that age!!


if you had enough money to buy the one thing that you have wanted since forever what would you get?

[Shayne]

I'd buy a luxurious paradise island in the med that had a fully kitted hotel for mates and family to come visit.


What bodypart on you do you dislike?

[sally]

easy my tummy, but i have been working on that very hard at gym!


what body part do you most like of the opposite sex?

[FerrariSucks]

I am an ass man. My wife is Latina and has a very nice ass.





How long can you hold your breath for???

[sally]

mmmm, not sure dependswhat i am doing hey!!!smileys/smiley2.gifa would say around 3 mins give or take not sure i will let you know!!


what is you fav movie?

[FerrariSucks]

Pirates of the Carribean.


Jonny Depp was excellentsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gifsmileys/smiley32.gif





Would you dye your hair blue?

[sally]

depends what for and if it was one of those wash out ones! for charity no problem, bring it on!! Unfortunatly i cant cause of work!!


what do you regret in your life?

[Shayne]

My hair has been every colour including blue, plum, black, red, blond and green so i would say yes.


Would you french kiss a 95 year old women for US$1000?

[FerrariSucks]

smileys/smiley11.gifsmileys/smiley11.gifsmileys/smiley11.gif


Can't buy enough mouthwash to get rid of the taste with only US$1000.


Sally wrote, what do you regret in your life?


Not working harder at school.





Whats the most amount of hours you have stayed awake and why?

[sally]

no it would have to be for more than that!! Way more, smileys/smiley11.gifthats disgusting!!!


what do you regret in your life?

[FerrariSucks]

Not working harder at school.





Whats the most amount of hours you have stayed awake and why?

[Shayne]

Hah ahah! All out of sync so I'll answer both.


Whats the most amount of hours you have stayed awake and why?


About 42 hours from partying with mates.(Wake up Friday morning and stayed up till early hours Sunday morning).


what do you regret in your life?


Not having more discipline.





Could you shoot a lame horse to put it out of its misery?

[FerrariSucks]

I doubt I could kill anything. A horse is to kind an animal for me to kill.





Would you strip in pubic for any amount of money?

[sally]

not sure if i could, maybe if i was really drunk!!


what is the most sensitive part of your body?

[Adam]

my eyes are very very sensitive!





would you go to Iraq to have a lookat whats going no?

[biffon]

no im not some crazy arab teenager living in america - and im not stupid either.



what extreme sport do you like the best and if you havent done any which would you want to do.

[TiGeR]

Adventure racing &amp; rap jumping....done both &amp; MAN what a rush! smileys/smiley32.gif


If you found out you were terminally ill with HIV/ Cancer/ one of those hectic diseases &amp; you could do ANYTHING you wanted with unlimited resources before you died, what would you do?

[Shayne]

Take out Zanu-PF and Mugabe.





Have you ever been arrested?

[sally]

No not yet!!


If you only had one bullet and there was a nuclear bomb about to go off in the same room as you, and you had the chance to take out either you or Mugabe, who would it be? You or mugabe (smileys/shithappens.gifhead)

[TiGeR]

Mugabe- mushroom cloud &amp; nuclear fire have fascinated me since the first time i understood the wholeatomic bombthing....after action satisfaction! smileys/smiley36.gif


Thanks for the heads up Ferrari- what 5 things would you say as a Zimbo you hold most dear about the way we were brought up?Edited by: TiGeR

[FerrariSucks]

1) Sunshine


2) Manner (discipline)


3) Healthy Food


4) Good friends from home


5) Hard working





When was the last time you caught a Tigerfish at Kariba?

[biffon]

2000 - December


When was the last time you ran outside in the pouring rain (on purpose) smileys/smiley4.gif

[sally]

yesterday in singapore, very drunk night out a chimes insomnia!!!


if you could take only one thing with you to a tropical island what would it be?

[biffon]

my fishing rod and tackle


i cant live without wetting a line - in fact i would say i would give up sex to be able to fish everyday

[biffon]

what would you do if you found $1000000 US in a bin?

[sally]

i would put it towards a house and invest the rest!!!


if you could have any pet in the world what wold it be?

[biffon]

A peacock bass:


http://www.piranha-fury.com/photopost/data/500/128p_fury_gallery_49-med.jpg





IF you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?Edited by: biffon

[sally]

zimbabwe, if it was sorted out!!


whats your fav item of clothing?

[biffon]

removed offensive post...Edited by: biffon

[FerrariSucks]

I love wearing shoes, I have about 6 pair of Nike shoes. One pair i wear ALOT.


Which would you prefer, a 1000ccmotorbike or BMW M3?

[FerrariSucks]

Chicken feet and sadza and gravey.smileys/smiley36.gif





Which would you prefer, a 1000ccmotorbike or BMW M3?

[FerrariSucks]

i didnt find it offensive.


very weird at the most

[biffon]

Niether- but if i had to choose.... the M3


2 wheel vehicles are a nono for me - cept bicycles





waht is your favorite comfort food

[biffon]

oh damn now its all screwed up ---

[biffon]

dont you worry, i found it very open to abuse from you guys and spared myself the headache.

[FerrariSucks]

Like most people is has to be Chocolate. I sometime pop down to the South African butcher to get a Lunch Bar. mmmmmm





What would you do if you woke up one day and you were the opposite sex?

[biffon]

Go visit a lesbian bar and pick up a chickie for some hot lovin...smileys/smiley32.gif


if you could relive one day in your life when would it be and why?

[sally]

It would be watching the cricket at HSC, and then playing pool with my mates, this was about 3 years ago! Shayne, Rog, Ryan, Stibbs, Kirsty, Carol, my brother, IJ, adamand a few others i cant remember where there!! Great day!! Very drunk!!!


What is your worst food?

[Buschu]

caulifour cheese

what would your ultimate job be?

[sally]

I would have to say being a pilot, but its really hard work and you have to have exams every six months for the rest of your career to keep your licence!! but it would still be my ultimate job!!





Where would you like to be right now?

[Buschu]

Either at the top of Kilimanjaro - or somewhere in the Amazon, maybe the
Inka city

Most repulsive thing you've whitnessed?

[biffon]

The Vulture "kitchen" feeding ground at the Cheetah sanctuary, Kruger national park,South Africa - it was the most foul smelling place on the planet,


Im sure my ears were letting the smell in... when i blocked my nose and shut my eyes i could taste the rotting flesh..eew smileys/smiley11.gif


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What is the most amazing sight youve seen

[FerrariSucks]

While fishing at Kariba, 2 hippos came for the boat, one went under and the other popped up right next to us and started grunting. We could see its tonsels.





Would you kiss a dead person?

[sally]

Ah, NO!!!


Have you been in a car accident?

[FerrariSucks]

Yes I have, I rolled my first company car while coming out of Circle Quarry back in Zim. Rolled onto my side then the roof then passenger side and then back onto the roof.


And they still fixed it.




When was the last time you ate sadza?

[sally]

it was at the beginning of the year when i went to zim for a holiday!! Mmmm, yummy!!!!


what is the strangest thing you have ever eaten??

[FerrariSucks]

I ate dried catapillas back in Zim. Tasted like cardboard




Have you ever been on a rollercoaster?

[TiGeR]

Yes- in SA &amp; France...but i did NOT vomit!

You ever rap jumped off a building?

[Greenballs]

No... what is that anyway?


Have you ever streaked across a field &amp; if not have you thought about doing it?

[TiGeR]

Rap jumping is like abseiling only you do it going forwards...as in face first...its AWESOME! EXCEPT when you have a bergen &amp; full beltkit...then you have to have coords otherwise you wind up splattered on the pavement below!

I used to streak PLENTY at uni. ...across fields, around town...through the SPUR once with guys from res (Zimbos included Dudley Cartwright &amp; Jason Oakley)


You've obviously done some streaking in your time?

[Greenballs]

Only at night across the school quad- were spotted by a few lasses but nothing serious- just over drunk!


How often have you turned down sex &amp; for what good reason besides the fact that you were too dopped to get it up?

[TiGeR]

From the nature of that question, Clearly i dont get propositioned as much as you mate? Only time i turned down sex..or rather i should say only time i was ever propositioned was in France on a rugger coaching conference...by ze ladee of ze nite ..dude i ranSO fast!...

You?

[Greenballs]

All the time in Asia and again ladies of the night... fuck that... "Want some fun, want massagee?" Fuck that!


If you were to be the selector of a girls cheer leading team what would the three most important criteria be?

[FerrariSucks]

Big Boobs, Blonde and they have to sleep with the selector of course.





How often have people turned you down for sex?

[Greenballs]

Shit m8... does that apply for just one night stands because success sometimes only comes with time! One nighters... 50%. Anything after that worth pusuing was a done deal, with very little little failure rate!


If you had the choice between an oldmoped &amp; a blow up doll, which would you chose &amp; why?

[TiGeR]

Moped mate- i reckon i'd get more mileage out of that than a blow up doll...&amp; besides...a blow up doll is just skanky!


If you could choose any live concert to be at &amp; any combination of 3 bands to perform who &amp; where would it be?

[Greenballs]

To make things easier I'd just go to 'LIVE 8!'


However... would love to see U2 again, Pink Floyd &amp; for some reason... Guns 'n Roses!


If you could make it backstage with any band who would it be?

[TiGeR]

DEFINITELY U2!...maybethe those mad okes who used to ALLEGEDLY kill chickens/ babies or whatever2 see if they REALLY chowed live chicken blood!

[sally]

Tiger, where is the question mate?

[biffon]

i'll restart... If you could go on holiday anywhere other than Zims where would you go?

[FerrariSucks]

I would love to visit New Zealand and Australia some time.


If you won the £125 000 000, how much would you give to charity and which charity?

[Greenballs]

25 mil to charity... I'd let Angelina Jolie decide on the charities for me and I'd keep the rest- guess 100 million pundu would do me just fine!!

If you were to be reincarnated what would you come back as & why??

A blonde with big titties!!

[Shayne]

If as a person probably, a famous actor just to live the high life. If an animal proabably an elephant as they have a good life...

Whats the most shit you have ever been in?

[Adam]

One day my dog had a big dump in the back garden and i stept into it so thats the most:smiley36:

If there is anything you could change about yourself what would it be?

[Greenballs]

I would've liked to have gone to Uni rather than being so "enough" of studying & just wanting a job!

Do you like your job, do you love your job, are you passionate about your job: Or do you think you could have something which would offer more satisfaction?

[Shayne]

I do like my job but the longer you are in it, the less passionate you become. I'd love to be doing something for the world like clearing landmines.

Would you chew off your own arm to save your life?

[chantillylace]

That's not easy to say! I have never been in a situation where I would need to do so! But I think the answer would be yes. Once instinct kicks in, survival is all that matters.

Would you rather be given $10,000 for your own use or $100,000 to give anonymously to strangers?

[Greenballs]

100, 000 to give to strangers because my wife's name would be Anabella Rajigunn De Souza!

This is for women only... would you bonk a complete stranger if he offered you USD 500, 000???

[chantillylace]

Depends on the stranger! I wouldn't bonk someone who looked like they'd just walked in off the street but so long as the guy looked clean and was willing to use a condom, ya sure, why not?

If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

[sally]

it would have to be my mind, i want to know what is going on around me, and there is always plastic surgery!!

if you could have plastic surgery what would you get done??

[Greenballs]

I'd have a hairy axe wound stuck on my left hand.

If YOU could have plastic surgery what would you have done??

[sally]

a boob job not too big,one cup size bigger.
a bit of lipo, on trouble spots,
i think that should do!!!

what would you choose, stamina or size??

[Greenballs]

That's a tough one because women always say that size doesn't count but what they really mean is that they'd be happy with both (Size in- fact does count... not many honnies would be happy with throwing a sausage down a passage would they)... so I'd have to go with size because once you have that you could always work on the stamina issue!!!

What do you prefer... stamina or size?

[sally]

i think i would prefer both, whats the point if he is like a shriveled miniture door nob, and if he cant keep it up for at last 20 mins well then there is a problem!!! although saying that, quickies are SOMETIMES not everytime quite nice to!!

what your fav sex position/technic?

[Greenballs]

I'd have to go with the boring route but with good reason... women on top! get to see the whole picture?

Yours?

[sally]

I have a few, being on top is great cause you are in control, and there is deeper penetration!!! too many to choose from, cant pick a fav!!

what is your ultimate fantasy?

[Greenballs]

Does a fantasy mean that you haven't done & want it OR have done it and still want it??

[sally]

all of the above!!!

[Greenballs]

I guess I'd have to go with 3sum (2 girls)... But I must admit, sex on my balcony on a Sunday afternoon is "Oh My Greatness!!"

[sally]

thats one i should do, sex on the balcony.....nice!! any offers!!!???

[Poison]

That sounds really interesting and fun

[Greenballs]

Why... would you like to join my wife and I on the Balcony or would you just like to watch with a sex toy??

[sally]

i think i will use my own balcony but thanks for the offer!!!

[Greenballs]

Well don't ssay any offers and then shy away... ok... you can join in if you want to?

[sally]

i ment any offers on my balcony!! i still have to christen my baclcony!!!

[Greenballs]

of course... but again difficult. So post a full frontal & I (we) can imagine getting jiggy with it on your balcony?

[Shayne]

Off topic?

[sally]

not the same, i want fun on my balcony!!! anybody willing to come to DUBAI any time soon????

[Greenballs]

Off topic?
We're interviewing each other ox... story???

[FerrariSucks]

Damn Dubai sounds like a good place to stop over all of a sudden, lol

[chantillylace]

Let's start this up again!

If you could wkae up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality, what would it be?

[Shayne]

Can i saying a flying ability? Good. Maybe if i could chuck in X-Ray vision in there too? Sweet.

What you rather be in boiling hot conditions (47C) or freezing conditions (-30C)?

[Richard]

boiling hot.

what was the best day in your life?

[chantillylace]

The day I landed back in Zim after being in London for 2 years! I even shocked myself by bursting in to tears when my feet hit the runway! It was such a fabulous feeling - being HOME! I plan to have a total breakdown in December!

Would you be willing to give up sex for 5 years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any nights you wished?

[Richard]

na, the dreams just dont cut it.

who would you most like to have round for a dinner party, anyone, dead or alive?

[chantillylace]

Brad Pitt - alive and preferably only wearing a bow tie!!

Assuming that complete recovery were instantaneous, would you be willing to accept a year of complete paralysis below the neck to prevent the otherwise certain extinction of the blue whale?

[Richard]

fuck no! jokes, depends what i was laying my eyes on(what do my nurses look like)!! it would depend on how long after that the whales survived, at least a couple of generations ps:it would be nice if they were renamed richard's!

which way would you imagine to be the worst way to die?

[FerrariSucks]

Not to sure whether drowning or fire would be the worst, they both seem too slow.


If you could predict the Lotto results, would you always buy tickets and not give others a chance to win?

[Adam]

fuck yes.

do you think paris hilton is hot????

[Richard]

fuck yes!

if you could do anything you liked for a day what would it be?

[chantillylace]

Fuck? Yes!

If you could be any movie star who would you like to be and why?

[Richard]

i would an adult star, cause then i could fuck all day! Ya!

would you choose love or money?

[Adam]

I'd fuck for money, hell yes!

would you go to the middle east just to have a look see????

[FerrariSucks]

fuck yes

If you had 10 minute to live what would you do with it?

[Richard]

fuck, yes!

Who would you want to be stranded in a life boat with?

[FerrariSucks]

Jessica Alba, fuck yes


If you were stranded at sea would you drink your own pee?

[sally]

desprate times desperate measures, to survive, maybe!!

if you could be any animal, what would you be??

[FerrariSucks]

A cat, so I can just sit around all day doing fuck all.

What would be your most ideal job?

[sally]

a ranch farmer!! do the whole cattle drive thing, please take note i didnt say sheep, like that gay movie, brokeback mountain!!!

If you could speak another language what would it be?

[Richard]

female, cause then i would understand what they have been saying all these years!

would you live on life support not being able to do anything or choose to die?

[sally]

choose to die

what is your fav chocolate?

[chantillylace]

Mint crisp!

What food do you miss most from Zim?

[FerrariSucks]

I miss the sudza and stew we used to get from the Steel company next door to Trentyre. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

If you had a one day stop over in Zim, what would you spend it doing?

[bezgin]

I would go see my friends.


If you were to meet Bush whatd ya tell him?

[Shayne]

Tell him thats he's "a legend" for kicking Saddam's arse. Advise him to bomb Iran ASAP.

Would you rather lose a toe or a finger?

[biffon]

a toe
but id rather not lose anything ! :D

do you have your hair in a particular way -ie parting, spikes with gel , shaven bald, punk blue hair

[FerrariSucks]

its long ontop so sits flat, short on the sides and back and then spikes at the front.

If you lost your hair ontop, would you walk around with a bald spot or shave it all off?

[biffon]

shave it off - chicks dig it!

do you shave your pubes??? come guys you know you want to tell us!!:smiley36: :smiley36:

[FerrariSucks]

anyone

[sally]

I will answere- yes i do, the question is how many guys groom themselves?

[Richard]

no, should i be?

[chantillylace]

Depends on the overflow!

[Shayne]

Learn something about people on Chief baboon.


Object is to answer the question from the person above you and ask a question for someone below you to answer.


This is a thread called off topic for general chit chat.

Now someone spank me and call me Susan.

[chantillylace]

Stop being such a bloody dictator! Or we'll neg rep you and call you Bob!!

I'll get the question ball rolling again!

Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the bush and left to rot? Why?

[Shayne]

How could it disturb me if I'm dead? I guess I'll answer no.

Do you think blondes really have more fun?

[FerrariSucks]

Definitely.

What percent of blondes that you see do you think are really blondes?

[chantillylace]

Here in Poland? About 10%! It's amazing - the women here are stunning and then they wreck it all by peroxiding their hair to within an inch of its life!

Do men really prefer blondes?

[FerrariSucks]

Fuck Yes


Do girls prefer blonde guys?

[chantillylace]

I'd hate to speak for all the other girls out there but, for me, hair colour is not an issue!

Would you take a drug that was guaranteed to make you extremely fit and good looking but would also see you dying at 40?

[sally]

no, i want to live to 50 and then maybe die!! I dont want to die shiiting my undies, smelling like piss and biscuits and not knowing what is going on around me. so change it to 50 and i will take the pill!!

other than drinking and sex, what is your fav past time?

[FerrariSucks]

Is there something else to do other than those????

Seriously now, I love hanging out with mates and talking shit.


If you had a ticket anywhere in the world for any amount of time, where would you go and for how long?

[biffon]

Okavango - Botswana
My dream to visit there, not forever but for, say.. 3 months.

what clothes, if any, do you sleep in?

[sally]

I dont sleep in clothes, they strangle me or wrap around me and its uncomfortable!!

if you could take one friend on holiday who would it be and where??

[biffon]

Id take my son to see victoria falls

what was your childhood dream job

[Poison]

Mine was to become a doctor for some strange reason..

What is your most memorable event?

[FerrariSucks]

My first flight out of Zim. I had white knuckles and purple fingers from holding onto the seat so tight.


Have you ever seen a ghost?

[Poison]

No but I'd like to..


Have you seen a UFO?

[FerrariSucks]

I saw alot of things last night, but an UFO wasn't one of them, so NO



You you run or stay if you did see an UFO land?

[chantillylace]

I'd definately stay - too curious for my own good!

Do you believe that we are being watched and experimented on by a superior, alien race?

[FerrariSucks]

Fuck Yes


Would you let an alien probe you?

[Richard]

fuck no.

what do you probe?

[chantillylace]

I don't probe - I am probed!

If you could wake up tomorrow morning in somebody else's body, would you? If so, who would you choose?

[FerrariSucks]

Jessica Alba and spend the whole day feeling myself.


If you had a choice of living in a country with temeratures of 45 degrees celcius and -10 degrees, which would you take?

[RustyBear]

I would live in the 45c country nice and hot dont like the cold to much.

If you were confronted by a pack of wild dogs would you run towards them and try scare them off or would you try and run to the only tree that is 200m away.

[FerrariSucks]

I think the adrenaline will make me break the 200m world record, so I would go for the tree.


Which would you prefer, working on a cruise ship or a bar in the Bahamas

[izabokkeman]

Working on a bar in the bahama's. beaches sun, booze and babes what more could you want?

Would you prefer romantic dinner for two or two tickets to watch The Boks pley the allblacks at loftus?

[Shayne]

What man wouldnt choose the two games at Loftus park? You could always take her to nando's afterwards.

One week travelling the desert or one week travelling the North Pole?

[chantillylace]

The North pole - I'd really like to try and get to Greenland or Antarctica one of these days!

In conversations do you tend to listen or talk more?

[biffon]

im a listener - never been much of a conversationalist

Coke or Pepsi?

[Poison]

Neither prefer sprite..

Beef or chicken?

[biffon]

neither i prefer lamb

If you went on holiday to the great barrier reef would you prefer to go diving or fishing instead.

[izabokkeman]

Hows a bout both spear fishing??? does that count you get to dive and fish!!!

Which beer goes best with a braai, SA castle, Fosters or Bollingers?

[chantillylace]

Bollingers - but that's coz I'm a girl!

Corn curls or Things?

[Richard]

corn curls or i think it is korn kurls.

would you marry for money or love or just purely dirty sex?

[chantillylace]

That's a tough one. Without desperation as a choice it's kinda hard to decide........ Just kidding. LOVE OF COURSE! Dummy!

Nando's or Steers?

[biffon]

steers cause we dont have any quality steak houses in perth but plenty of nando's (aussie corrupted -ie: dont have portuguese rolls but use hamburger rolls instead )

V8 or SUV

[RustyBear]

V8 for me any day.

Which would you rather have diahorrea or syvilass

[izabokkeman]

that is tough, err um diahorrea i would say, genrally only lasts 24 hours and, as long i stay at home it wont be as much of a problem as the alternative.

Landrover or landcruiser?

[Shayne]

Landcruiser. They look better.

Getting into a tank of spiders or a tank of snakes?

[RustyBear]

Id rather take on the snakes cant go any where near spiders i freeze up.

What would you rather eat a bowl of shit or a bowl of snot.

[chantillylace]

Bloody hell Wayne - I think I'd rather die than eat either but hypothetically I'd pick the snot! It never killed me when I was a kid.....

Would you have your big toe amputated, and then stitched back on, if you were paid 3000 pounds to do it?

[biffon]

yeah sure ...as long as my hospital visit was paid for and i got compo from work too

Q:work public holidays and get 6 weeks paid leave or dont work holidays and get 4 weeks paid leave?

[RustyBear]

Wouldnt work public holidays cause that includes xmas and new years.

Q. Which would you rather be stranded on a island with a dog or cat

[chantillylace]

A dog! (But there's probably not much chance of us being stranded on an island together - hahahahahaha! Thank you, I'll be here all week!)

Would you rather swim in a tank of vomit or a tank of shit?
(sticking with the fear factor theme!)

[izabokkeman]

Vomit smells tastier, ...........HOLY SHIT THE IS ONE MOTHER OF A SPIDER CRWLING UP THE WALL.......................:smiley11:

Would you rather ride an african buffalo or and American Bison?

[sally]

Mmmm, i would go for a tame bison!!!

what is your favorite smell?

[Richard]

tough between a braai and the smell of wet grass before a big storm back home.

24 hours to live what to do?

[RustyBear]

what everyone would do go back home and sort someone out cant say the name but you all know.

house in kariba for two weeks or a house boat for 5 days

[Bean]

House boat for 5 days definitely.

Love or money???

[FerrariSucks]

Money, my mom will always love me?


Face or Guts?

[izabokkeman]

Love coz what is money with out the simple things?

Would you sleep your way to the top?

[Bean]

Depends if the boss what cute!!!! Seriously I don't think I would.

Night of passion with a celeb of your choice or chance to meet the love of your life??

[chantillylace]

I'd only need one night with David Beckham to convince him that he is the love of my life and vice versa!

If someone offered you 1 million pounds never to go back to Zim again (even if it goes right in the end) would you take it?

[izabokkeman]

Hell no to many memories and most of my family is still there. I just wouldnt be able to say i would never go back.

WOuld you sleep with your ex's friend a day after you split ?

[RustyBear]

no ways i could never do that i would leave it at least 25 hours.

Angelina jole or jenniffer aniston, (girls) brad pitt or gearge clooney

[Richard]

there are good looking women and then there is jennifer aniston, out on her own!

holiday on snow, water or mountains?

[chantillylace]

Water - Kariba preferably!

White water rafting or bungy jumping?

[izabokkeman]

White water rafting the thrill lasts longer, bungy jumping doesnt last as long.

Day flights or overnight flights?

[Buschu]

Over night flights - can doss better, then party when I get home!!

would you rather get hammered or watch (semi nice chicks oil wrestling), (ugly, chubby guys for the girls?)

[RustyBear]

getting hammered with my mates while watching the wrestling would be ideal.

Kariba fishing or zambezi river fishing

[Richard]

just fishing, either but probably the lake.

what was your worst day ever

[chantillylace]

*Keeping the tone light and going into anything too serious* Probably the day I threw my car keys into the recycle bin!

When was the last time you felt your stomach roll over when you just simply thought about a guy/gal you liked!

[Richard]

it is everytime i look at my avatar!

jokes about a week ago.

what is your favourite food?

[RustyBear]

steak, egg and chips

horse racing or dog racing?

[Kate Maloney]

horse racing, think dogs are quite dilly. Well mine are anyway.

rather be born blind or deaf?

[RustyBear]

Id rather be born deaf that way when you get shouted at you dont have to listen or when you get married you dont have to listen to your nagging wife.

Blackjack or Poker

[FerrariSucks]

Poker is so much more interesting

new BMW or holiday for the same value

[Shayne]

Defintely a new BMW. Last longer.

Pet rat or pet snake?

[FerrariSucks]

Pet rat, I already have a big snake

Surfing in Hawai or Skiing in Aspen

[RustyBear]

surfing in hawai there are no babes in bikinis in aspen.

skiing or jet skiing

[Richard]

jet ski- less work

bon jovi or guns and roses?

[RustyBear]

ooh hard choice i reckon guns and roses

bass fishing - tiger fishing

[Richard]

tiger

hot climate or cold climate

[RustyBear]

hot but not humid.

charlize theron or paris hilton

[biffon]

charlize cause shes a girl from Benoni!

hot chocolate or Nesquik

[Richard]

nesquick

world cup winner?

brazil, germany, england

[RustyBear]

Brazil

Finals with brazil?

[Richard]

should this be in another thread?

england

big brother or eastenders

[RustyBear]

i reckon it should be

tough choice but big brother more fighting

knight rider or street hawk?

[Richard]

tough knight rider

a team or mcguyver

[RustyBear]

A team hands down

Air wolf or mainmal

[sally]

Airwolf with out a doubt...that guy was hot!! those eyes...yummy!!!

when was the last time you got hurt by the opposite sex??

[Richard]

last night when she spanked me...:whistling:

just jokes a year and a half ago.

how many times have you fallen in love?

[RustyBear]

define the meaning love.

vodka or cane

[sally]

vodka all the way.....cane gives nasty hangovers!!

[RustyBear]

vodka all the way.....cane gives nasty hangovers!!

And the question is?

[sally]

Blow job or sex?

[Buschu]

isn't a blowjob foreplay??

pubes or no pubes? Both guys and girls?

[Kate Maloney]

No pubes, but it would look just as ugly!!!

would you rather be deaf or blind

[Smiley]

Neither, but I guess deaf as you can still read sign language, thats a horrible question!!!

Bon Jovi or ? who is the sexiest and best male singer alive?

[RustyBear]

bon jovi.

apple or pear

[Richard]

so rusty,you want bon jovi to have your kids?

apple

castle or zambezi

[FerrariSucks]

Zambezi


Kariba or Vic Falls

[RustyBear]

kariba

tiger or bass fishing