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vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:31 PM
http://www.deathclock.com/

My date: Saturday 17th December 2022 ... Yeah right!
Cez
09-24-2006, 08:36 PM
ha ha - mine is wednesday april 9, 2031 - i live longer than you! yay!
vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:40 PM
ha ha - mine is wednesday april 9, 2031 - i live longer than you! yay!

Gad, only 44 at the time too! Must stop smoking soon ...

... anyway, with that scary thought and the way its moved me I'm going out for a quick cig!
Cez
09-24-2006, 08:41 PM
enjoy - i just put mine out!
vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:43 PM
Mad' Red ... mmmmm, bliss! Nothing can beat that!
Cez
09-24-2006, 08:44 PM
newbury is better - although my boet would agree with you!
vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:47 PM
Overwieght ... the lying toad!

I make weight look good with my height, besides muscle is heavier than fat.
Cez
09-24-2006, 08:49 PM
according to the medical profession even if you are solid muscle you are still overweight - you have to look anorexic before they consider you normal!!!!
vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:52 PM
I'll become a model then! Move over Kate Moss...
Cez
09-24-2006, 08:54 PM
:smiley17: since when did you turn into a woman? was it just recently, like this weekend...:whistling:
vukenmuven
09-24-2006, 08:56 PM
Was shaving the "garden path" and the razor slipped ... lol!
Cez
09-24-2006, 09:00 PM
i thought as much! do you feel better now you a woman?!
calmc
09-24-2006, 09:22 PM
Friday, February 15 2047:smiley20::smiley20:
Raevoyn
09-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Monday, November 24, 2042
This is the date that I'm sailing the surly bonds of this earth!
sally
09-30-2006, 08:04 PM
Monday, Jan 27, 2053
chantillylace
09-30-2006, 09:34 PM
Sunday, March 26, 2056

Holy crap I'll be 80 - I don't want to live THAT long!
sally
09-30-2006, 10:00 PM
you are living longer than me, you will have to keep TCB going while the rest of us are dead!!
FerrariSucks
09-30-2006, 11:53 PM
May 18th 2065, thats too long
Raevoyn
10-10-2006, 08:11 AM
It Looks like I'll be shifting plane before anyone else ... does anyone have any requests for music, food and drink, seeing as I'll be there first, I can always start making it more comfortable for those that come after me ....
neilvr
10-10-2006, 08:56 AM
Mine is Saturday, May 26, 2046
vukenmuven
10-11-2006, 07:13 PM
Did a second check on that date ...

now it recons I'll live for 22 years longer. That's a relief, not 44 years old at date of death, now 66 ... toothless, grey haired and a zimmer (?) frame!
Cez
10-11-2006, 07:49 PM
do you think it just makes up rubbish - if you did it every day you would get a different result....
vukenmuven
10-11-2006, 08:01 PM
Most likely ...
Cez
10-11-2006, 08:03 PM
how about you check everyday for 5 days and see?.....
Raevoyn
10-12-2006, 10:07 AM
I'm going to live for another 8 years ...
Tuesday, April 19, 2050
vukenmuven
10-12-2006, 10:12 AM
It Looks like I'll be shifting plane before anyone else ... does anyone have any requests for music, food and drink, seeing as I'll be there first, I can always start making it more comfortable for those that come after me ....

Where will you be going? Been good in your time on earth?

Anyway, as for requests, please could you ensure that they have loadz of pizza, and biltong available upon my arrival. Free flowing Castle or Zambezi. Plenty of beautiful Angels to be at my beck and call ... really could do with a massage ... sensual if they offer that! As for music, a bit of Guns and Roses or Metallica would go down a treat! :smiley36:
Raevoyn
10-12-2006, 10:29 AM
That sounds like Heaven! I'll put the ysterhout on the braai, so that the coals are ready when you arrive, it'll be a full on feast!
chantillylace
10-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Boys if you want fire, beer and metallica it sounds to me like you won't be dissapointed when you get to hell!
vukenmuven
10-12-2006, 10:46 AM
Hey, Hell ... Heaven ... free booze and biltong, with a full on Braai ... I won't complain!
Cez
10-12-2006, 10:51 AM
sounds good!
vukenmuven
10-12-2006, 10:53 AM
Sounds crazy, but I'm pretty sure I'll be meeting a lot of my mates there too!
Cez
10-12-2006, 11:02 AM
i can think of lots going there, but dunno how many would be friends...
vukenmuven
10-12-2006, 11:16 AM
January 17th 2044 - Party with free booze of any kind, braai and plenty of tong!

Location: Don't know yet ... asK for directions at the Pearly Gates!
Times: Till judgement day!

All invited.

P.S. If directed to Hell, don't bring a jumper as I'm sure it will be pretty warm. Girls, bring your bikini along, as this is a perfect oppurtunity to work on your tan!
Cez
10-12-2006, 11:19 AM
:smiley36: yay a party...:smiley20: :smiley32:
Raevoyn
10-12-2006, 11:20 AM
I think that seeing as I'm going to arrive later, someone else needs to sort the bunting out!
Cez
10-12-2006, 12:30 PM
nah - we'll just wait for you to get there...
biffon
10-12-2006, 01:30 PM
Tuesday, June 15, 2049
Raevoyn
10-12-2006, 02:29 PM
Fuck it, I'll head up early, sort it all out, then do the Lazarus trick and come back for a bit then join the rest of you there!
WotanFoss
10-12-2006, 03:01 PM
Saturday, March 29, 2025

yeah right...ima gonna be a goner long before that.
Raevoyn
10-12-2006, 04:50 PM
I hate to see you leave, but I love to see you go!