What Is the Worst Jokes You Have Heard?

[leggless]

This is mine along with everybody else

Bin Laden has a new car
Have you heard about Bin Laden's Porche






It is a 911

[biffon]

haha rep for this thread.... lets glorify all those useless no good unfunny jokes weve all heard countless times.

mine are
A guy walked into a bar - OUch!
and
why do blondes wear shoulder pads - so they dont hurt themselves when they say "I don't know"

[legend]

Heres my contribution -:

Ask me if I'm an orange....

[Shayne]

Are you an orange?

[legend]

No

[Shayne]

^Terrible.

Q. How do you call all the possums in the world?






A. Calling all possums. Calling all possums.

[legend]

?

[Shayne]

Thought this was the crap jokes corner??

[zambezilover]

what did daddy tomatoe say to baby tomatoe?

Ketchup :smiley36: :smiley36: :smiley36:

[leggless]

What is BIG Green and Square?






A BIG Green Square

[Greenballs]

What's the definition of a snail... a snarley with a crash helmet.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly... kick his sister in the jaw.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig... a women who won't do what she's told.

What do gays and ambulances have in common... they both load from the back and go "woo- woo."

What do you call a man who doesn't cheat on his wife when away on business... an astronaut.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur... "likalotapuss"

What do you ssay to a women with 2 black eyes... nothing- you've already told her twice.

What's the difference between you wife and your job... after 5 years, your job will suck.

[Poison]

What do call a gay dinosaur? Megasore-ass..

[Greenballs]

Why don't wome blink before foreplay...well - there isn't time!!!

[Poison]

Why do men squirt a bit a time when they come? To give women enough time to swallow..

[Greenballs]

How do you turn a fox into and elephant... marry it

[Nemesis]

A man took his dog to the zoo. They had a bad time. It was a shitsu

[Nyala]

Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel

and


I'm a fairy, my name is Nuff
Fairy Nuff.

[Chel]

two peanuts were walking down the road and one was a salted