Who said us men couldn't think?

[Greenballs]

A husband and wife were travelling by car from Johannesburg to Cape Town.

After a tiresome long distance of travelling, they were too tired to

continue.

They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for

four hours and get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk charged them

R750.

The man exploded and demanded the reason for such a high price.

The clerk told him R750 was the standard rate.

The man asked to speak to the Manager.

The Manager listened to the man and explained the hotel had an Olympic

sized pool and a huge conference centre, and they featured spectacular

shows available to the clients.

"The best entertainers from Jo' burg, Cape Town, Durban perform here,"he

explained.

No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But we

didn't use it!"

"Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager.

"But we didn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man.


The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to pay.

He wrote a cheque and gave it to the manager. The manager was surprised

when he looked at the cheque. "But sir," he said," this cheque is made

out for only R200!"


"That's right," said the man," I charged you R550 for sleeping with my

wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager.

"Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have."

[Greenballs]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE! Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."