Greenballs
10-05-2006, 09:23 AM
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I ?:smiley36:
Sipho At Varsity:
A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Sipho raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Sipho nods and
grins, and makes his way up to the podium. When he reaches the front of the
room, the professor asks, "So, Sipho, tell us what it's like to have s*x with a
ghost?"
Sipho replied, "Eish! From the back I am thinking you say, "Goats!"
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
And why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I ?:smiley36:
Sipho At Varsity:
A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Sipho raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." Sipho nods and
grins, and makes his way up to the podium. When he reaches the front of the
room, the professor asks, "So, Sipho, tell us what it's like to have s*x with a
ghost?"
Sipho replied, "Eish! From the back I am thinking you say, "Goats!"