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Raevoyn
10-18-2006, 02:04 PM
14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job
1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Cez
10-18-2006, 02:07 PM
sounds good - only problem is most people wouldnt work...

vukenmuven
10-18-2006, 02:14 PM
Bring it on ...

Raevoyn
10-18-2006, 02:33 PM
I think that it would be a great incentive to go to work!

biffon
10-19-2006, 07:23 AM
yep i go!!

Patson
10-19-2006, 07:24 AM
im in

biffon
10-19-2006, 07:30 AM
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
for that reason alone

Raevoyn
10-19-2006, 01:05 PM
Hey, it's the simple things in life ...