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FerrariSucks
01-06-2006, 06:36 PM
I love it when I'm at a pub and a bit tipsy and someone starts with the pub jokes that are only funny when your shit-faced.


I dont remember many but lets list the normal ones.





Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.


Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.


Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash


Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.



Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.



Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.


Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?


Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.


Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.


Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.


Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.

Shayne
01-06-2006, 07:50 PM
smileys/smiley36.gifI love these silly jokes.


One of my favouites is,


What do you get hanging from orange trees?





Sore arms. smileys/smiley17.gif

biffon
01-06-2006, 08:01 PM
what do you get if you cross a man with a woman - self service