Shayne
01-06-2006, 08:31 PM
Greetings fellow chief baboonians!
Seeing as everyone will probably start an introduction thread sooner or later, I'll post one now so i can say i was a pioneer.
Few things about me:
My name is Shayne Hammond and i am originally from Eastlea, Harare (yeah, the GOOD part of town). I have lived in London for 3 years and now have been in Auckland NZ for three years. International jetsetter of note. All my family still live in Zim.
I went Admiral Tait and St Johns college (I'm on a roll now)
The smell of cooking cinnamon makes me ill.
I work for a funds Management company in Auckland as the IT Infrastructure manager. This means its OK to play on the internet as its part of my job.
Hate gold diggers. Once was making time with a fine looking lady at a bar and she said "I want a man with money". Later I kissed her and said, "That was the worst kiss ever" and left her standing." In hindsight, I probably should have slept with her.
I hate rap music but enjoy everything else.
I love cricket and rugby and most other sports. I constantly question how stupid events like ballroom dancing and the one where people sit on dancing horses (ok, i even forgot the name of it!) can actually be called sports and make it to the Olympics. I also wonder if heavyweight boxing will one day be the great sport it used to be.
I follow world current events closely and have strong points of view on most political situations.
I can be very arrogant.
I want to know if there is a slang word for when you fart, but the fart is actually diarrhea and you slam your ass cheeks shut before the liquid stains your drawers and then you make your way to thetoilet with your ass muscles scrunched together.
I'll think I'll end on a high note.
Later and look forward to meeting you all.
//shayne
Seeing as everyone will probably start an introduction thread sooner or later, I'll post one now so i can say i was a pioneer.
Few things about me:
My name is Shayne Hammond and i am originally from Eastlea, Harare (yeah, the GOOD part of town). I have lived in London for 3 years and now have been in Auckland NZ for three years. International jetsetter of note. All my family still live in Zim.
I went Admiral Tait and St Johns college (I'm on a roll now)
The smell of cooking cinnamon makes me ill.
I work for a funds Management company in Auckland as the IT Infrastructure manager. This means its OK to play on the internet as its part of my job.
Hate gold diggers. Once was making time with a fine looking lady at a bar and she said "I want a man with money". Later I kissed her and said, "That was the worst kiss ever" and left her standing." In hindsight, I probably should have slept with her.
I hate rap music but enjoy everything else.
I love cricket and rugby and most other sports. I constantly question how stupid events like ballroom dancing and the one where people sit on dancing horses (ok, i even forgot the name of it!) can actually be called sports and make it to the Olympics. I also wonder if heavyweight boxing will one day be the great sport it used to be.
I follow world current events closely and have strong points of view on most political situations.
I can be very arrogant.
I want to know if there is a slang word for when you fart, but the fart is actually diarrhea and you slam your ass cheeks shut before the liquid stains your drawers and then you make your way to thetoilet with your ass muscles scrunched together.
I'll think I'll end on a high note.
Later and look forward to meeting you all.
//shayne