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Bianca
10-26-2006, 12:32 PM
:smiley36:

* I've smoked fatter joints than that.
* Ahhhh, it's cute.
* Why don't we just cuddle?
* You know they have surgery to fix that.
* Make it dance.
* Can I paint a smiley face on it?
* Wow, and your feet are so big.
* It's OK, we'll work around it.
* Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
* Oh no... a flash headache.
* (giggle and point)
* Can I be honest with you?
* How sweet, you brought incense!!
* This explains your car.
* Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
* Why is God punishing me?
* At least this won't take long.
* I never saw one like that before.
* But it still works, right?
* It looks so unused.
* Maybe it looks better in natural light.
* Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
* Are you cold?
* If you get me real drunk first.
* Is that an optical illusion?
* What is that?
* It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
* Does it come with an air pump?
* So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
* I guess this makes me the early bird.

Raevoyn
10-26-2006, 12:51 PM
Very Good!

Shayne
10-26-2006, 09:07 PM
Imagine some women actually saying one of those to a dude. He would be suicidal.

sally
10-26-2006, 09:09 PM
shayne, i dont suppose you have had this problem!!

Cez
10-26-2006, 09:12 PM
:smiley36:

vukenmuven
10-27-2006, 01:54 PM
"Have you had the chance to have a good look at the ceiling lately? Great view from where I'm lying. We must get it painted!"